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Hello, folks.

My coworker got laid off today.

I am pretty freaked out.
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corsair:
I'm glad it wasn't you!

Its only a matter of time before the ax falls on me . . . I've been looking for a couple of months.
thefreak:
Personally, I wouldn't freak out too much. Nothing wrong w/being prepared, though.

-TM
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Flu is pretty much over with. I went to the doctor this morning because my knees have been bugging me and she says I strained tendons in my legs. Partly because my thigh muscles are not strong enough, partly because my knees are so bony, partly because of roller derby and partly because - apparently - I'm slightly bowlegged? This is news to me but...
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lylonijade:
I almost got a yaris... But there is somthing about a chubby girl getting out of a tiny car that just don't sit well with me. Now, you, You could pull it off. Your a tiny little thang. Man I wish you were here. I am having the worst boy problem. I am sad.
thefreak:
Glad you're feelin' better. smile

-TM
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I am sick.

It is only September and I have already missed a practice because I have a cold! What sort of horse shit is that?!

This does not bode well for the rest of the season. mad
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crispy:
You feeling better, champ?
silversurfer:
Hi Wren. I hope you're getting over your cold by now.

Hey, there's a really good article about roller derby in today's Chicago Tribune. It focuses on a team called the Windy City Rollers, and their efforts to qualify for the Women's Flat Track Derby Association finals. There's a video too.

Here's a link.
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I was looking for patches to put on my uniforms for this season and I found this:

Holy hell.
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squire:
OMG. I have sooo many patches. Former Boy Scout ya know.
squire:
By the by, I just read this and was very impressed. I read alot. I mean alot. And my occupation has meant that I've had to do quite a bit of writing. And I'm published. So I think I have some authority to say that you are a fantastic writer and should pursue that somehow. Just my two cents I suppose. biggrin
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Hey folks. I have been gone for a while. Sorry about that.

Moved to a new apartment and got into my first car accident all in the same week.

Everyone is fine but there were three of us involved and I was in the middle (boo). The car is still totally drivable but needs a new hood. Needless to say I am thinking of purchasing...
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thefreak:
I'm cool, right?

...

Right?

Glad you're OK, BTW. kiss

-TM
punknitemike:
im cool and i LOVE rollerderby!!!
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Thank you for the well-wishes, guys. ^__^

I was lying in bed the other night and a set idea came to me. devilducky will probably shoot it for me. More information as it develops.
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lylonijade:
poop. I pooped on your page... poop... hey could you make me a cute little pile of poop with rosie cheeks and big eyes???
lylonijade:
OMG. Guess who I ran into the other night? Ok, give up?

Fucking Hippy Pat, I was so not prepared. No, actually i looked super hot so it was cool. He tried to hide. what a douche. Oh speaking of, Marc says hi... just kidding he didn't say hi... haha just kidding again. I am drucnk see. I spelt drunik wron.


fuck

smooshes hunnie I miss you. mwah
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thefreak:
'Grats! smile

-TM
rabidus:
congratulations! sorry i missed it ealier kiss
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THE AUCTIONS ARE OVER!

Thank you, folks!

More to come soon!

SERIOUSLY THIS TIME!
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lylonijade:
There once was a girl who commented on your blog
her poops came out like linkin logs.
She was sad to say that she pooped all the day
Which left her brain hazy with fog.



tafuckingda!
cecelia:
lyloni is a weird gal.

that dimitri martin guy is fucking rad. i laughed my ass off.

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ninjatoes:
I would totally bid on the zombies, but I don't ebay. If you decide to use another outlet for other ones you post, do an auction here on SG, or the ebay bidder fall thru, lemme know. I also really liked the zombie baby you did a while back... or you could just pm if you have more zombies. Yeah, zombies are pretty cool. MMM... brains... skull
lylonijade:
Amy fucking Spotts is friending me on face book... OH WHY DID I LET HEIDI CONVINCE ME TO JOIN FACEBOOK????? Why will amy not fucking leave me alone.
Come on... you don't friend your childhood enemy later in life do you? I wouldn't.

This is what i get when i toy with the internet gods.
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lylonijade:
Ahhhh man... I want one! Do you ever do brown chubby zombies with big Knockers... I would totally buy one if you did!
dovanna:
OMG if you make another petri dish critter I will so totally buy one from you.