wren

I was walking down the hallway to the laundry room today and these two ladies were walking by the other direction. One of them said the following:

"Well, I'm starting to get sick, but my husband has some antibiotics left over from the last time he was sick, so I'm going to take those."

ARGH!!!1 Don't people understand how antibiotics work? Sweet Jesus. There is...
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I am watching Red Dragon on USA.

Not because I think it's a particularly good movie, but because I adore Ed Norton. He is the quintessential everyman, and I love that about his acting. Plus, he is just such a cutie with those big sad puppy dog eyes.

By the way, why are people such assholes about the washing machines in apartment building laundryrooms? I...
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You know how when you fart and you aren't sure if it's going to be really rancid or not, so you kind of have to wait those few seconds before you know how bad it's going to be?

You know when you do that in public and you have to RUN AWAY because it's so bad?

I did that in Barnes and Noble, only I...
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I went X-Mas shopping yesterday. I intended to buy three or four presents for other people. Instead I came home with a new Harry Potter t-shirt, a new David Cross CD and a DVD for my parents. D'oh!

If I had a nickel for every time I'd whacked my head on my monitor while masturbating in front of my computer, I would have a lot of nickels.

The Maytag guy is in my building servicing the washers and dryers and he gave me a free cycle in the washer. Hooray! That means I can wash pants AND socks today!

GO MAYTAG GUY!

I know I don't really update much lately, but I'm so stressed out because of work that I don't really have anything to say. Every day that I go into...
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Thanks for all of the birthday wishes, guys. I usually get a little depressed about my birthday, thinking about the stuff I used to think I would have done by now. But yesterday was good. I bailed early at work, came home and did some laundry, cleaned a little bit. Then devilducky came home and gave me this (which I have been wanting for AAAAGES)...
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I just got back from seeing Goblet of Fire and it was the first movie I have ever seen alone. Best. Idea. Ever. I went to the very first showing of the day and there were only five people (including me) in the theatre. There were two older ladies who came in during the commercials, then a middle aged guy and his mom who showed...
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You know, after all of these years working in retail, I didn't think I could hate X-Mas any more than I did working in Electronics. Constant bitching about things being too expensive and why isn't the PS3 out yet and where is the new Garth Brooks cee dee and so on. But damn if Bakery isn't worse. I hardly have to deal with customers over...
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