Sooooo....
I noticed that Coldplay named their new album after me.
"Viva la Vida"
Fuckin rights, they love my ass.
Jealous bitches.
No, I'm not going there.
What I mean is that the other night someone on msn said "Viva la Vida" to me and I thougt it was funny.
This was before I found out about the cd.
((I'm sorry if you're all upset...
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I noticed that Coldplay named their new album after me.
"Viva la Vida"
Fuckin rights, they love my ass.
Jealous bitches.
No, I'm not going there.
What I mean is that the other night someone on msn said "Viva la Vida" to me and I thougt it was funny.
This was before I found out about the cd.
((I'm sorry if you're all upset...
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Let's go already.
Fuck.
Fuck.
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shaggyvixe:
*drops pants*
Where?
Where?
gorefiend:
Hell yeah.... where are we off to?? 
Seriously.
My next set is going to be all Bullshit Rodeo.
I know, I have two sets kicking around that I haven't done anything with yet.
Shut up about those.
I'll come back to them after this.
Because it's just too brilliant.
Seriously.
My next set is going to be all Bullshit Rodeo.
I know, I have two sets kicking around that I haven't done anything with yet.
Shut up about those.
I'll come back to them after this.
Because it's just too brilliant.
Seriously.
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kilcher:
Ha, nice.
luke2917:
Awsome, I cant wait to see it
I haven't been replying to any messages.
Incase you hadn't noticed.
I haven't been online much the past little while.
Everytime I login to anything, I just look at numbers and leave with the vague intention of replying to everything the next time.
Which just doesn't happen.
If you want something from me, the only way to get it is to track me down yourself....
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Incase you hadn't noticed.
I haven't been online much the past little while.
Everytime I login to anything, I just look at numbers and leave with the vague intention of replying to everything the next time.
Which just doesn't happen.
If you want something from me, the only way to get it is to track me down yourself....
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noneone69:
im on my way 
justlostone:
Want something?... Can I have $20?
colton says:
lol nothing like drunk 11:15 baking
Vida Suicide says:
yep 
I got it.
I figured it out.
My aunt and I have baked some wicked awesome cupcakes.
Chocolate and vanilla.
And with the leftover batter, we made a little cake that's all swirly chocolate and vanilla.
It's in the oven right now.
It's so pretty.
Want to know a secret?
These are the...
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gangis:
What a fucking killer set. Can't wait for more.
akira069:
hey how's it going?
mmm... that sounds really good! and simple... what kind of cake mix... is it special?
how's it going?
mmm... that sounds really good!
and simple... what kind of cake mix... is it special?
I need something to replace my 4:20 entry.
Because it's not 4:20 anymore.
Right now, I am wearing black socks with pictures of bright green pot leaves all over.
Fuck, what is wrong with me?!
Oh hey, if you were on the SG chat with me a while ago and heard me talking to my cousin about me being on tv, I am going to...
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Because it's not 4:20 anymore.
Right now, I am wearing black socks with pictures of bright green pot leaves all over.
Fuck, what is wrong with me?!
Oh hey, if you were on the SG chat with me a while ago and heard me talking to my cousin about me being on tv, I am going to...
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shaneapex:
What was the television thing for?
merlowe:
I love socks..especially ones with preety weeds on them..ummm what was your question again?? oh yeah replacements ..replace that with those socks...
Well happy 4:20 kids!!!!!!!
That doesn't mean much to me and I kind of feel bad for saying it. I'm not at the VAG right now blazing with my friends. I'm not stoned right now. I have no desire for weed at all right now.
I feel like a failure.
I live in fucking B.C. I love our weed, it's fuckin great.
But I don't...
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That doesn't mean much to me and I kind of feel bad for saying it. I'm not at the VAG right now blazing with my friends. I'm not stoned right now. I have no desire for weed at all right now.
I feel like a failure.
I live in fucking B.C. I love our weed, it's fuckin great.
But I don't...
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bhavok:
* hugs * I hope things get better darling.. Life can't keep you down forever!!
justlostone:
Every night before I got to bed I have this moment of panic. its because the day is ending and I'm still unsatisfied. I usually get high with whatever is available and fall asleep or not sleep at all.
Right when you think you are on track you end up on your back staring at the ceiling (high) with these chemicals lying to you.
I don't have any advice.
Right when you think you are on track you end up on your back staring at the ceiling (high) with these chemicals lying to you.
I don't have any advice.
I'm trying to think of another good drinking story,
There are a lot of pretty shitty ones.
Um... well last night was cool. Went out and chilled with everyone. The place was absolutely packed though. People I hadn't seen in ages. And by the time I went outside to say hi, everyone was too drunk/stoned to be all "Oh my god!!! how are you?!" but...
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There are a lot of pretty shitty ones.
Um... well last night was cool. Went out and chilled with everyone. The place was absolutely packed though. People I hadn't seen in ages. And by the time I went outside to say hi, everyone was too drunk/stoned to be all "Oh my god!!! how are you?!" but...
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justlostone:
I was in a bar in the middle of nowhere north Illinois near Wisconsin. This bar was a little redneck hang out with a room in the back where bands played. We were supposed to play later that night but we got there way early because we were expecting a long drive. So we all sat down at the bar about two hours before the show was supposed to start... And since its Wisconsin PBRs are $1. After about $6 worth of PBRs we decide we should hit the jukebox and put an end to the cowboy love songs... I put on Michael Jackson BAD. The whole place stops... Fat guys in flannel and trucker hats stop shooting pool. Pathetic drunks stop hitting on the waitresses and they all look at me... I flash an evil grin and start back to my stool... This old man slams his drink down pushes his chair out and comes to a wobbly stand. He starts stumbling on a possessed mission in my direction... I'm thinking...
"I can take this old man... He can't even see straight."
He stands an inch in front of me... I clench my fists and think "here we go..."
He squints his eyes takes an uneven drunken stagger back... "Should i just throw a right and end this madness now?.." He relaxes his posture....
Then busts into THE BEST Michael Jackson dance impression i have ever seen... All my boys at the bar jump up cheering and the whole bar busts into laughter.After the song everyone goes back to pool, shouting, hitting on waitresses, and drinking beer. I put my arm around him and bought him $4 worth of PBR.
I was in a bar in the middle of nowhere north Illinois near Wisconsin. This bar was a little redneck hang out with a room in the back where bands played. We were supposed to play later that night but we got there way early because we were expecting a long drive. So we all sat down at the bar about two hours before the show was supposed to start... And since its Wisconsin PBRs are $1. After about $6 worth of PBRs we decide we should hit the jukebox and put an end to the cowboy love songs... I put on Michael Jackson BAD. The whole place stops... Fat guys in flannel and trucker hats stop shooting pool. Pathetic drunks stop hitting on the waitresses and they all look at me... I flash an evil grin and start back to my stool... This old man slams his drink down pushes his chair out and comes to a wobbly stand. He starts stumbling on a possessed mission in my direction... I'm thinking...
"I can take this old man... He can't even see straight."
He stands an inch in front of me... I clench my fists and think "here we go..."
He squints his eyes takes an uneven drunken stagger back... "Should i just throw a right and end this madness now?.." He relaxes his posture....
Then busts into THE BEST Michael Jackson dance impression i have ever seen... All my boys at the bar jump up cheering and the whole bar busts into laughter.After the song everyone goes back to pool, shouting, hitting on waitresses, and drinking beer. I put my arm around him and bought him $4 worth of PBR.
Cats make their own vitamin C!!!
I wish I could do that.
Anyway, I wanted to come blog about the time I got hauled out of a bar in Alberta.
I lived in Grande Prairie for a while. In this sick little suburban hell hole with nothing to do. There was a park behind our house. A gas station and liquor store about a 15...
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I wish I could do that.
Anyway, I wanted to come blog about the time I got hauled out of a bar in Alberta.
I lived in Grande Prairie for a while. In this sick little suburban hell hole with nothing to do. There was a park behind our house. A gas station and liquor store about a 15...
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ttye0:
Looks like I have something to save for
sophocles_hero:
I have had this night before, way too many times, but I didnt always wake up at home.
Alright kids.
This poem is a big fucking deal.
A bunch of teachers took it from me and used it as examples of "good work" in their writing classes. This was the one that got everyone's attention. The one that gave me the chance to have my own book instead of putting my art into a collective piece.
Future?
Glass shatters against writhing corpses.
Starving...
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This poem is a big fucking deal.
A bunch of teachers took it from me and used it as examples of "good work" in their writing classes. This was the one that got everyone's attention. The one that gave me the chance to have my own book instead of putting my art into a collective piece.
Future?
Glass shatters against writhing corpses.
Starving...
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noneone69:
wow....thats quite a poem
very good
though it kinda makes me wanna go
now
very good
though it kinda makes me wanna go
now
kilcher:
Wicked. That's really good.
Oh, alright.
Well, thanks for all the messages reguarding my last blog entry.
I'm a little surprised that so many of you thought that was some high-quality writing.
You do know I was being bummed out and drinking alone all night, right?
I have a book in the midst of being published. I should probably email the dude that set that up and see what's...
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Well, thanks for all the messages reguarding my last blog entry.
I'm a little surprised that so many of you thought that was some high-quality writing.
You do know I was being bummed out and drinking alone all night, right?
I have a book in the midst of being published. I should probably email the dude that set that up and see what's...
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kilcher:
Hilarious!! I'd like a taste.
I'd like a taste.
akira069:
hiya doll love the costume! haha you look good with blond hair
wow, that's some news that you've got a book in the works. congrats! that seems like such a project!
love the costume! haha you look good with blond hair
wow, that's some news that you've got a book in the works. congrats! that seems like such a project!
The one night stand that changed it all....
Okay, maybe this is the vodka talking, I probably shouldn't be posting this, and you probably shouldn't be reading it, but it seems important to me right now.
When I lived in Alberta, my housemates and I spent a weekend in Edmonton. We stayed in a hostel near Whyte Avenue. That's your first clue. Apparently this place...
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Okay, maybe this is the vodka talking, I probably shouldn't be posting this, and you probably shouldn't be reading it, but it seems important to me right now.
When I lived in Alberta, my housemates and I spent a weekend in Edmonton. We stayed in a hostel near Whyte Avenue. That's your first clue. Apparently this place...
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ttye0:
I think everybody generally sucks and I'm really sorry you had to encounter anyone short of spectacular on such a level. If it wasn't from experiences like these we'd never grow and we'd be a bunch of babbling idiots running into walls. Don't let anyone rob you of your lighters or anything great that you might have. Sorry babe.
sammysuicide:
I'm not real big on Hate, a waste of time mostly!! But a Thief, there is a bit of Hate , for these loser's!! At least you got to leave in one peice!!
...?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!