Now as the lady at the liquor store told me when i purchased my first legal bottle... i have no more birthdays to look forward too.... I doubt the validity in her words though
No, this is true, and everything after 30 is just down hill. The difference between men and women is that when we turn 25 our insurance goes down, just because we were born with penises. It's sexist. Even 21 isn't that awesome. All it did was speed up the getting to the good part process; getting drunk. Oh, and saving money because you don't have to bribe folks.
I'm not trying to shit in your cheerios here or anything. Just saying.
Oh and right on, new set.
