treasure

Part One

I am awakened at three this morning by the sounds of my sweet little puppy vomitting all over our bed. I quickly scoop my beloved dog up and take him outside where I find that vomitting isn't the only thing he has to do. This little bout goes on for a solid twenty minuets.

Part Two

Histarics! That is the only emotion I...
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xtine:

No I got out. I live closer to Anaheim now, Closer to the place that matters, you know, Disneyland.

May 27, 2006

zenlunatic:

oi!!! that sucks about the money and shit......very comical though the way you wrote it......sorry you had to get an anal probe chewy......

May 27, 2006

I was walking through the wonder that is Wal-Mart (burn burn burn!) and wondering to myself, 'what the hell has gone wrong in the world?' I was staring at this mother trying to calm down her child who was spazticly kickng and screaming on the ground like a beached fish. She was going to buy him a Nerf toy and he, of course, wanted the...
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l_f:

Oh, hi!

May 25, 2006

yuriel:

Hello again dear <3

I was wondering who would miss me and why I was being flattered.

And likewise

<3

amusing story

i cant empathize i was a bad kid
frankly i think they a.)deserve what they get - the rents
or b.) kid is being deprived in other areas
and i dont mean having the shit knocked outta em
though that one seemed to kinda deserve it a bit much

lovely story though really hehe

Treasure needs to get through the other parts as well.