I'm a bundle of nerves. My beloved Suns face elimination tonight. Frank Johnson promised a win in today's paper. If only it was that easy...
Right. To the questions.
Voltaire asks
Q: If you could be a car accident, what would it be?
A: Hm. Voltaire, if I didn't like you so much I would question your sanity. What kind of sick freak can describe...
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Right. To the questions.
Voltaire asks
Q: If you could be a car accident, what would it be?
A: Hm. Voltaire, if I didn't like you so much I would question your sanity. What kind of sick freak can describe...
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stormy:
stormy is my sg name AND my real name. i was too lazy to think of a cool psydenum. and any guy who has all the answers to every question is cool by me...
stormy:
hooray for my name! hooray for my mom for not naming me something shitty!
Kickass. These are enough questions for a trial run. :cracks knuckles: Let's get started, then.
trilobyte asks...
Q: Where in Arizona is Glendale? Is it a suburb of something, or a town that was built in the middle of nowhere?
A: Everybody knows that Arizona is in the middle of a desert. Most people don't know that Glendale is a suburb of Phoenix that was...
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trilobyte asks...
Q: Where in Arizona is Glendale? Is it a suburb of something, or a town that was built in the middle of nowhere?
A: Everybody knows that Arizona is in the middle of a desert. Most people don't know that Glendale is a suburb of Phoenix that was...
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wated:
Absolutely nothing is the answer....
I've always been puzzled by Morgan's question too....it's some sort of diabolical hot-dog and dough conspiracy methinks...and it occurs in the UK too...
I've always been puzzled by Morgan's question too....it's some sort of diabolical hot-dog and dough conspiracy methinks...and it occurs in the UK too...
webigailboop:
mmm. cabury's chocolate.
Wow...:sniff:...I had no idea :sniff: you all cared so :sniff: much. Then I saw that Voltaire commanded you to bug me. 
I keep thinking I'm going to stop writing in this because no one reads it and that may still be true, but now there's no way I'm going to quit because my blatent (albeit subconscious) plea for validation has been reciprocated by a really...
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I keep thinking I'm going to stop writing in this because no one reads it and that may still be true, but now there's no way I'm going to quit because my blatent (albeit subconscious) plea for validation has been reciprocated by a really...
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_luke:
1. done.
2. ummmm....wait. I'm still stuck on 1.
2. ummmm....wait. I'm still stuck on 1.
maeda:
here's a good question.
If you love the beach so much why do you live in arizona?????
why not move it on out this way?? Or at least california?
If you love the beach so much why do you live in arizona?????
why not move it on out this way?? Or at least california?
This is beginning to bore me.
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quinn:
please preface your this with something.
hey. look on the bright side....you don't have a crack in the back of your head thats being held together sloppily with some staples do you?
my comment comes courtesy of the exquisitely beautiful voltaire, who, for some reason thinks you're amusing.
kudos on the rose mcgowan thing. she's lovely.
hey. look on the bright side....you don't have a crack in the back of your head thats being held together sloppily with some staples do you?
my comment comes courtesy of the exquisitely beautiful voltaire, who, for some reason thinks you're amusing.
kudos on the rose mcgowan thing. she's lovely.
radiobastet:
Right on, dude!!! Jack Nance did not die in vain!!!
"Man-made chickens! Strangest damn things. But they're new!"
"Man-made chickens! Strangest damn things. But they're new!"
I forgot to mention this earlier, so I'll mention it now as it is one of my finer moments.
Every time my Dad's side of the family gets together, we always play poker (I know, we're all sinners). In the six or so years I've been allowed to play, I've never come out ahead. We only play nickels and dimes (there's a dollar ceiling),...
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Every time my Dad's side of the family gets together, we always play poker (I know, we're all sinners
). In the six or so years I've been allowed to play, I've never come out ahead. We only play nickels and dimes (there's a dollar ceiling),... Read More
captaincolorado:
fuckin a.
all my dads side of the family does is sit around and remind everyone about all the stupid shit everyone else has done. we pretty much just make fun of each other for x hours. its great. oh yeah, we play bingo too.
all my dads side of the family does is sit around and remind everyone about all the stupid shit everyone else has done. we pretty much just make fun of each other for x hours. its great. oh yeah, we play bingo too.
rickroyal:
I only play poker with people who don't know what they're doing. It's like chess or pool. If everyone is unskilled, it's really fun. If people know what they're doing, it's not really fun for anyone.
Yep. Pipers. Very untrustworthy. Shifty eyes. Long beards. Big bulges.
Yep. Pipers. Very untrustworthy. Shifty eyes. Long beards. Big bulges.
Ah, finally feeling better. I'm a little disappointed I didn't have SARS, though. Did you know it only has a 4% mortality rate? That's probably better than pneumonia. And if I had SARS, I would have made the news for sure -
STRANGE, BALD, SMART-ASS PUNK KID FIRST U.S. VICTIM OF SARS
Vows to "sue the crap out of all of you".
Oh, well.
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STRANGE, BALD, SMART-ASS PUNK KID FIRST U.S. VICTIM OF SARS
Vows to "sue the crap out of all of you".
Oh, well.
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rickroyal:
I was under the impression that the mortality rate for pneumonia was less than 1%. Not sure where I heard that, though, so I could be mistaken.
Hmm. Well, the Saxophonist sounds better than the Lawyer, which would probably be a better description of who she is. There's just something about woman with musical skill that is insanely erotic.
Hmm. Well, the Saxophonist sounds better than the Lawyer, which would probably be a better description of who she is. There's just something about woman with musical skill that is insanely erotic.
wated:
I honestly don't know.
So I'm in a better mood today. Sometimes, I swear, I think I have the emotional pattern of a teenage, hormonal girl.
I had to go to the ER yesterday because my doctor wasn't in. I have acute bronchitis (walking pneumonia, same difference). But I got a breathing treatment there and the doctor there started me on prednisone (a steroid), flovent (a steroid inhaler)...
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I had to go to the ER yesterday because my doctor wasn't in. I have acute bronchitis (walking pneumonia, same difference). But I got a breathing treatment there and the doctor there started me on prednisone (a steroid), flovent (a steroid inhaler)...
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freckle:
despise is a strong word... i just am not a fan. what i do despise? vanillia, yuck.
vanillia =
vanillia =
linz:
you rock!
I don't play well with others. It's a good thing I'm such a shut-in.
In my opinion, 99.9% of human beings are worthless once they pass the age of ten. Exactly how and why this happens, I don't know. But it does. When I worry sometimes about the long term survival of our species, I'm comforted knowing that the overwhelming majority of us are a...
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In my opinion, 99.9% of human beings are worthless once they pass the age of ten. Exactly how and why this happens, I don't know. But it does. When I worry sometimes about the long term survival of our species, I'm comforted knowing that the overwhelming majority of us are a...
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rickroyal:
You're one step closer to being Agent Smith.
I'm a misanthrope, but I still have a little bit of hope. I think. It's difficult these days, but sometimes the masses redeem themselves. Rarely.
I'm a misanthrope, but I still have a little bit of hope. I think. It's difficult these days, but sometimes the masses redeem themselves. Rarely.
littledeadkid:
yea and and after 10 birthdays just suck
I can't sleep, I'm sick and I have nothing to do but I don't care because my last journal cracked the two page mark. Hooray for me. 
And I got an ass kicking new picture.
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I'm using the pig as my little sign-thing. I'm not entirely sure why yet.
(edited to add this useful bit of information)
I added Linz and Sparkle to my...
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And I got an ass kicking new picture.
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I'm using the pig as my little sign-thing. I'm not entirely sure why yet.
(edited to add this useful bit of information)
I added Linz and Sparkle to my...
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nickysonic:
I've met Nic and Cherry, but missed Robin when she came to London.
*looks smug*
*looks smug*
thenewpope:
Hi...I'm not in a witty place right now either. But, I won't ignore you. La.
I don't get enough comments in my journal. I need to think of a way to make it more interesting. Since I don't have anything else to write, I'm going to use this little pig emoticon because I've always wanted to but never had an approprriate time.
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sparkle:
yeah, e does that, but also a ridiculous amount of uppers do that too...im drunk
sparkle:
still speeding, too...im so bad!!
I want to learn some kind of martial art, but I don't want to have to learn all that "balance and harmony" crap. I want to get straight to the ass kicking.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I've decided to get a web cam. Is it illegal to spam people pictures of your ass? Not that I would do that or anything. By the way,...
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I've decided to get a web cam. Is it illegal to spam people pictures of your ass? Not that I would do that or anything. By the way,...
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rickroyal:
Hmm, that reminds me of the Tai Kwan Leep skit. Quite funny worth a download.
I'll pass on the ass, thanks.
The kind words were much appreciated.
I'll pass on the ass, thanks.
The kind words were much appreciated.
suburbanslave:
Whats up with u and asses - u called me an assmaster!!!! grrrrrr
I've decided I'm going to live in a Holywood action movie. I'm not sure how yet, but surely there's a way. Think about how much better my life would be:
1. When I'm about to kick some dude's ass for killing my partner/best friend three days before he was going to retire, I'll get to say some cool line like, "The buck stops here, you...
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1. When I'm about to kick some dude's ass for killing my partner/best friend three days before he was going to retire, I'll get to say some cool line like, "The buck stops here, you...
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sadie:
but i am a pirate so the pirates thing wouldnt make sense and i had an orange today so i dont have scurvy
rickroyal:
Of course that reminds me of Last Action Hero; the best part of which was an interview with Arnie I saw where he couldn't get over the idea of an action movie being inside of another action movie. The look of joy on his face was both amusing and quite sad.
I think I'd rather live in a sex farce. I'd probably have more sex than I currently do, it'd certainly be more amusing than the current life I lead, and everything would work out alright in the end.
I think I'd rather live in a sex farce. I'd probably have more sex than I currently do, it'd certainly be more amusing than the current life I lead, and everything would work out alright in the end.