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Dear God, Allah, Satan and Buddha,

I hereby pledge my eternal soul to whichever of you is responsible for Noelle.

Your pal,
James

P.S. And if any of you are also responsible for her desire to be naked on the internet, good work with that too.



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Whatever happened to that one guy?
You know, the guy - he used to always do that one thing...
With that one girl that one time...
You know, that GUY...
Liked that place...

All of my conversations with my pothead friends are like this.

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My sister made a big, fat batch of pancakes this morning. Chocolate chip, peanut butter chip, blueberry, strawberry... I ate so much I almost . See, this is why I can't move - who would feed me?

I am, though, getting pretty bored. Which is to say I'm getting really bored. I need a vacation. An out of state one. Hm, anyone want to put...
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Since I almost never reveal anything about myself or my life in my journal, I think I'll do that now. So here are some useless Thirty facts:

1. My name is James.
2. I spend most of my time with my youngest brother (he's four).
3. I like kids far more than I like adults.
4. I'm fucking looney and take meds for OCD (Obsessive...
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Hey, let's play word association. I think it'll be fun.

Here's how you play in case you don't already know. All you have to do is respond to each word or phrase with the first word or phrase that comes to your mind. For example, if I say "dog", you might say "cat". If I say "fire"' you might say "hot". Got it?

Oh yeah,...
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BWAHAHAHAHA

Thanks to WaTed, I got me a new picture. As you may or may not be aware, it is not a picture of me. I still am not sure if I want to buy a webcam - it seems there is not much enthusiasm out there to see my ass (which, due largely to my lack of maturity, is probably all I'd take pictures...
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My picture is gone...

WTF?

Can someone help my stupid ass size a new one?

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I return to my questions triumphant, like Aragorn Elessar to Minas Tirith...

Zoe asks
Q: My boyfriend got me a girl for my birthday but she cancelled. What should I do?

A: Silly Zoe, girls can't cancel. They are required by law to perform in any hot girl-girl action they've agreed to.

Morgan wonders:
Q: How can I convince a boy to let me do...
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I saw Reloaded last night. It kicked absolute unholy ass. Here are some things I took away from seeing it (no real spoilers but if you haven't seen it, you may want to stop reading):
- Carrie Anne-Moss with her hair back = not espescially hot BUT Carrie Anne-Moss with her hair down = very espescially hot.
- There's a Neo-Trinity sex scene but no...
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It comes and it goes and it goes and it comes and goes but mostly comes...

And so on and so forth.

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I'll answer questions in my next journal. Right now, I have to get something off my chest.

I am a manipulator. I don't really know why, or even if I do it on purpose, but I am a manipulator nontheless. This eats at me every day. I can say that I genuinely hate myself for it and many other reasons. Many people have low self...
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