Well, the annoying cough that I had put down to over doing the nicotine at the weekend has turned out to be a fully blown chest infection.
*coughhackcough*
Hmmm...attractive.
I dragged myself into work this morning and spent three hours coughing in the vicinity of the air conditioning duct until one of the guys complained about my carrier monkey status and the boss sent me...
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*coughhackcough*
Hmmm...attractive.
I dragged myself into work this morning and spent three hours coughing in the vicinity of the air conditioning duct until one of the guys complained about my carrier monkey status and the boss sent me...
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After yesterday's brief interruption in the scheduled service I am happy to confirm that normal programming will be resumed shortly.
*sends Farqueue to his room without his tea*
I have to think of something interesting to do for my birthday this year as I havent bothered for the last six. Going to the pub is probably going to be obligatory for at least some of...
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*sends Farqueue to his room without his tea*
I have to think of something interesting to do for my birthday this year as I havent bothered for the last six. Going to the pub is probably going to be obligatory for at least some of...
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silveronthetree:
You ill mate?
Wish you better, big hug.
Wish you better, big hug.
teen_wolf:
i'll have you know that sex can be cultural....it just depends on where you do *it* !! 
I found that the patches worked well for me.....thats for giving up the cancer stickes BTW, not for the sex..........although..........
I found that the patches worked well for me.....thats for giving up the cancer stickes BTW, not for the sex..........although..........
Bugger. I've been rumbled. Farqueue just accused me of being emo. And he should know. He's the emo king. 
Well, it's been a long time since I wrote anything that wasnt either shallow and sarcastic or smutty, and no, Matt before you ask I still havent got started on that erotic short story you asked me to write for you so I shall have to...
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Well, it's been a long time since I wrote anything that wasnt either shallow and sarcastic or smutty, and no, Matt before you ask I still havent got started on that erotic short story you asked me to write for you
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nickysonic:
Emo????
One of the hardest lessons I learnt is that people like songs, but as soon as you start talking like one, you're a freak.
One of the hardest lessons I learnt is that people like songs, but as soon as you start talking like one, you're a freak.
abortion:
I wouldn't say emo although the colorful image does throw people off. I would say more Early alternative when what you wore didn't suggest a music genre.
Well, that was a complete waste of an hour and a half of my life not to mention the 16 I spent buying "The Grudge" on DVD.
It sucked ass.
I was quite looking forward to a bit of celluloid induced terror this evening but alas, it was lame.
Perhaps it was having Buffy Geller in the lead role, not to mention the fact that...
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It sucked ass.
I was quite looking forward to a bit of celluloid induced terror this evening but alas, it was lame.
Perhaps it was having Buffy Geller in the lead role, not to mention the fact that...
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acwildheart:
Spookily, I'm continuing with my Buffy viewathon tonight. Just starting Series 2 atm.
acwildheart:
Tell ya what, you can have Spike, I'll have Drusilla - hehe, I always seem to go for the bad girls... 
Ahhhh...Sunday morning in Lambeth...
*peeks out the window as some poor suckers car exhaust rolls down the street*
The weather shows no sign of improving. I personally think I should get a bravery award just for walking to the shop for a pint of milk (and washing up liquid) it is so bloody cold. My foxes are blissfully asleep by the patio wall. I wish...
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*peeks out the window as some poor suckers car exhaust rolls down the street*
The weather shows no sign of improving. I personally think I should get a bravery award just for walking to the shop for a pint of milk (and washing up liquid) it is so bloody cold. My foxes are blissfully asleep by the patio wall. I wish...
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fanny:
Nice to see you again too 
forkandles:
So I missed out on the back massage thing then 
Bugger! I forgot to buy washing up liquid on the way home tonight and I had a pile of dishes to do before I could cook anything.
The result being that tonights dinner may well have the faint taste of Radox hand wash (Lavendar)
Whoever said girls were good at this domestic stuff had obviously never met me.
The result being that tonights dinner may well have the faint taste of Radox hand wash (Lavendar)
Whoever said girls were good at this domestic stuff had obviously never met me.
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cdt21:
Awww.. you thought they would have had an interesting stick of rock
in the gift shop - you can't llick that
Have you noticed how museum gift shops rarely have the postcard of the thing you actually liked in the museum? Weird eh?
in the gift shop - you can't llick that
Have you noticed how museum gift shops rarely have the postcard of the thing you actually liked in the museum? Weird eh?
snowballinhell:
Thanks
Smooches
Michelle xx
Thanks
Smooches
Michelle xx
OK boys, look away now if you're squeamish about girls things as this entry is going to be a rant about....
...PERIOD PAIN!!!!!
I went on the pill when I was 17. My doctor finally got bored of trying everything else to stave off my chronic cramps and put me on it to stop the pain. It worked too. Thirteen years of pain free, zitless...
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...PERIOD PAIN!!!!!
I went on the pill when I was 17. My doctor finally got bored of trying everything else to stave off my chronic cramps and put me on it to stop the pain. It worked too. Thirteen years of pain free, zitless...
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catcher01:
Well, it's not as good as Streetfighter, but it'll do.
acwildheart:
Cheers for the birthday wishes pet. Get well soon.
When I lived at home with my parents my favourite book was an anthology of poetry that had actually belonged to my mum when she was at school. I had an email from a friend last week - - asking me what kind of poetry I liked and I remembered that book. As I dont get to go home very often I've been collecting my...
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- asking me what kind of poetry I liked and I remembered that book. As I dont get to go home very often I've been collecting my... Read More
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godball:
On the subject of poetry... "EPIC" by patrick kavanagh (a great drunken irish poet)
I have lived in important places, times
When great events were decided, who owned
That half a rood of rock, a no-man's land
Surrounded by our pitchfork-armed claims.
I heard the Duffeys shouting "Damn your soul"
And old McCabe stripped to the waist, seen
Step the plot defying blue cast-steel --
"Here is the march along these iron stones".
That was the year of the Munich bother. Which
Was more important? I inclined
To lose my faith in Ballyrush and Gortin
Till Homer's ghost came whispering to my mind.
He said: I made the Iliad from such
A local row. Gods make their own importance.
nullFrom David Berman (aka the siler jews) my favourite american poet
A web of sewer, pipe, and wire connects each house to the others.
In 206 a dog sleeps by the stove where a small gas leak causes him
to have visions; visions that are rooted in nothing but gas.
Next door, a man who has decided to buy a car part by part
excitedly unpacks a wheel and an ashtray.
He arranges them every which way. Its really beginning to take
shape.Out the garage window he sees a group of ugly children
enter the forest. Their mouths look like coin slots.
A neighbor plays keyboards in a local cover band.
Preparing for an engagement at the high school prom,
they pack their equipment in silence.
Last night they played the Police Academy Ball and
all the officers slow-danced with target range silhouettes.
This year the theme for the prom is the Tetragrammaton.
A yellow Corsair sails through the disco parking lot
and swaying palms presage the lot of young libertines.
Inside the car a young lady wears a corsage of bullet-sized rodents.
Her date, the handsome cornerback, stretches his talons over the
molded steering wheel.
They park and walk into the lush starlit gardens behind the disco
just as the band is striking up.
Their keen eyes and ears twitch. The other couples
look beautiful tonight. They stroll around listening
to the brilliant conversation. The passionate speeches.
Clouds drift across the silverware. There is red larkspur,
blue gum, and ivy. A boy kneels before his date.
And the moon, I forgot to mention the moon.
I have lived in important places, times
When great events were decided, who owned
That half a rood of rock, a no-man's land
Surrounded by our pitchfork-armed claims.
I heard the Duffeys shouting "Damn your soul"
And old McCabe stripped to the waist, seen
Step the plot defying blue cast-steel --
"Here is the march along these iron stones".
That was the year of the Munich bother. Which
Was more important? I inclined
To lose my faith in Ballyrush and Gortin
Till Homer's ghost came whispering to my mind.
He said: I made the Iliad from such
A local row. Gods make their own importance.
nullFrom David Berman (aka the siler jews) my favourite american poet
A web of sewer, pipe, and wire connects each house to the others.
In 206 a dog sleeps by the stove where a small gas leak causes him
to have visions; visions that are rooted in nothing but gas.
Next door, a man who has decided to buy a car part by part
excitedly unpacks a wheel and an ashtray.
He arranges them every which way. Its really beginning to take
shape.Out the garage window he sees a group of ugly children
enter the forest. Their mouths look like coin slots.
A neighbor plays keyboards in a local cover band.
Preparing for an engagement at the high school prom,
they pack their equipment in silence.
Last night they played the Police Academy Ball and
all the officers slow-danced with target range silhouettes.
This year the theme for the prom is the Tetragrammaton.
A yellow Corsair sails through the disco parking lot
and swaying palms presage the lot of young libertines.
Inside the car a young lady wears a corsage of bullet-sized rodents.
Her date, the handsome cornerback, stretches his talons over the
molded steering wheel.
They park and walk into the lush starlit gardens behind the disco
just as the band is striking up.
Their keen eyes and ears twitch. The other couples
look beautiful tonight. They stroll around listening
to the brilliant conversation. The passionate speeches.
Clouds drift across the silverware. There is red larkspur,
blue gum, and ivy. A boy kneels before his date.
And the moon, I forgot to mention the moon.
its_matt:
ok so im awesome.... happy now?
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cherry_deadly:
ooh thats a good one!!!
dots64:
sigh... marry me... 
A Heart Warming Story for All Us Interweb Dweebs
from Yahoo News
Love-hungry singles who look for romance online have an almost guaranteed chance of pairing up, says new research.Once they established a "significant" relationship through emailing and met, there was a 94% chance they would have a second date.On average the relationship lasted seven months, with almost one fifth making it past a year....
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from Yahoo News
Love-hungry singles who look for romance online have an almost guaranteed chance of pairing up, says new research.Once they established a "significant" relationship through emailing and met, there was a 94% chance they would have a second date.On average the relationship lasted seven months, with almost one fifth making it past a year....
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its_matt:
The unvailing will be soon....
scoobs:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!
B1D
B1D
I see quite a few quizzes and question lists in people's journals so I thought I'd really flummox everyone with a quiz about...me.
As I scored a quite pathetic 5 out of 10 on Farqueue's quiz I dont hold out much hope for his score on mine.
Take the test
As I scored a quite pathetic 5 out of 10 on Farqueue's quiz I dont hold out much hope for his score on mine.
Take the test
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cdt21:
Hope you're feeling less crap today
apadravya:
thanks! 
I have the best boss on the planet. Not only does she pay me stupid money to sit on my arse all day talking bollocks to strangers and turn a blind eye to my rather liberal interpretation of the office dress code but this afternoon I cornered her after everyone had gone home and said I wanted to get my hair done again.
Marianne: "What...
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vicedriver:
full-time dreads
fuck yeah
i know
i know
i was gonna try
to make it over in august
but that might not go
my friends can't come then
as it turns out
but who knows
maybe i'll get
some phat cash
and go wheneva i want
still
hogmannay in edinburgh
would be a blast
though i bet
you could show me
a killer time in london
any time of year
take care!
fuck yeah
i know
i know
i was gonna try
to make it over in august
but that might not go
my friends can't come then
as it turns out
but who knows
maybe i'll get
some phat cash
and go wheneva i want
still
hogmannay in edinburgh
would be a blast
though i bet
you could show me
a killer time in london
any time of year
take care!
plasticfangs:
That's actually a total joke.
I enjoy the butt, as a whole.
(And yes - you were really blessed, I must say.)
[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 11:46AM]
I enjoy the butt, as a whole.
(And yes - you were really blessed, I must say.)
[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 11:46AM]
Possibly youre in deep recuperatory slumber dreaming of taking a holiday to the US for your Birthday?
Either case say Hey when youre up to it.