You can usually guarentee that if you put a bunch of opinionated people around a table in a coffee shop, someone is going to say something controversial...
"I thought the scene where Michael Madsen cut the cops ear off was one of the most erotic scenes I've seen."
*stunned silence ensues*
Even my best friend, who is a sarcastic bugger and normally unfazed by these...
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"I thought the scene where Michael Madsen cut the cops ear off was one of the most erotic scenes I've seen."
*stunned silence ensues*
Even my best friend, who is a sarcastic bugger and normally unfazed by these...
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Thanks to Missshelley who emailed me this today.
You've Got so Far to Go by Alkaline Trio
Soon ends our stay here and it's been fun.
So tonight I'll raise my glass to us.
'Cause we've talked so much I think we filled this ashtray twice,
And I'm pretty sure we emptied every bottle in the place...
So let's walk home, let's be afraid.
I...
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You've Got so Far to Go by Alkaline Trio
Soon ends our stay here and it's been fun.
So tonight I'll raise my glass to us.
'Cause we've talked so much I think we filled this ashtray twice,
And I'm pretty sure we emptied every bottle in the place...
So let's walk home, let's be afraid.
I...
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cdt21:
Tee-hee 
hope you're lots better
hope you're lots better
silveronthetree:
That sucks. Then again if he works backward he should be able to work it out. Then the shit will hit the fan. She should tell him, or she`ll loose him.
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fanny:
exploding volcano's? *gigglez* talk about a release 
i love waking up le petit mort style because, apart from the obvious, it feels like you just got freebie cuz no one had to work for that one
i love waking up le petit mort style because, apart from the obvious, it feels like you just got freebie cuz no one had to work for that one
acwildheart:
Ah...can't beat a bit of good old-skool '80s cheese...
tarragon:
for the boards etc
Well, for those of you who read this entry, I finally got myself into gear and told the unfortunate sod I liked him.
He didnt scream or run away, which was a relief. He didnt give me the excuse I was expecting, namely "Sorry, I like someone else." (I usually arrive at these things too late).
In fact, it went as well as I had...
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He didnt scream or run away, which was a relief. He didnt give me the excuse I was expecting, namely "Sorry, I like someone else." (I usually arrive at these things too late).
In fact, it went as well as I had...
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andy_hallam:
Yeah I usually get the "I like someone else" or the "I just don't think of you in that way", glad you didn't this time.
Don't be sad it's not a whirlwind romance, just think how destructive whirlwinds are.
Oh, and yay for the tongue piercing
Don't be sad it's not a whirlwind romance, just think how destructive whirlwinds are.
Oh, and yay for the tongue piercing
jack_rawstone:
fantastic news all the luck in the world with that. It seems we're different people though, i love the chase so to speak, being almost there and yet having them just out of your grasp, once i properly start seeing a girl i get very bored and often split back up with them very quickly. I have no idea what this is all about, 
i often have terrible visions of it all ending and i'm alone 
all the luck in the world with that. It seems we're different people though, i love the chase so to speak, being almost there and yet having them just out of your grasp, once i properly start seeing a girl i get very bored and often split back up with them very quickly. I have no idea what this is all about, i often have terrible visions of it all ending and i'm alone 
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ldwarren:
Good good! Are we ever gonna be able to drag you kicking and screaming into London for drinks? Me and the drunkard are probably going into town next weekend..
tadzi:
ya know, she DOES have a cute ass for a cartoon.
Well I'm off sick from work again today, mostly due to the fact that I've been awake all night coughing like an 80 year old navvy.
One of the guys at work got signed off this week with bronchitis and I have a sneaky suspicion he gave me his germs, courtesy of the office air conditioning system.
Despite the fact that I moan about having...
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One of the guys at work got signed off this week with bronchitis and I have a sneaky suspicion he gave me his germs, courtesy of the office air conditioning system.
Despite the fact that I moan about having...
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catcher01:
Anytime.
zode:
I concur with Tadzi ... one of you Blokes living over there in the UK pay that Girl a visit and please herthat will bring her around. Precisely germs and all. You dont want to contemplate the alternative round trip plane fair is under $500. Believe me you dont want me rooting around on British Soil.
Best quote of the day:
"I never know whether to feel stupid or intelligent when I talk to you. I mean, I always learn something new, but that just makes me look thick"
I have such a way with members of the opposite sex.
Sweet dreams everyone. I'm off to bed.
"I never know whether to feel stupid or intelligent when I talk to you. I mean, I always learn something new, but that just makes me look thick"
I have such a way with members of the opposite sex.
Sweet dreams everyone. I'm off to bed.
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silveronthetree:
Well that means you are the inteligent one so that`s ok.
So are you a knowledgable type?
So are you a knowledgable type?
silveronthetree:
give us an example will ya?
Fuck it. I cant be arsed to update today. I am in a pissy mood.
The commute to work.
Hormones.
Starbuck's had sold out of danish pastries.
People being shitty to my friends.
People not phoning when they say they're going to.
Bah! The human race has soundly fucked me off this morning. If it wasn't for
this guy being the sweetest human being I...
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The commute to work.
Hormones.
Starbuck's had sold out of danish pastries.
People being shitty to my friends.
People not phoning when they say they're going to.
Bah! The human race has soundly fucked me off this morning. If it wasn't for
this guy being the sweetest human being I...
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racefan_2_943:
Wow.I can actually feel the rage through the computer screen.Damn you sound 
.I hope things get better for you
.I hope things get better for you 
stifler:
Can't go wrong with a Manc!
Sorry to hear, hope tomorrow is better for you
Sorry to hear, hope tomorrow is better for you
Well, it's Monday. I spent the whole weekend, stuck indoors, cradling a bottle of Covonia and trying not to cough up a lung and how do you think I felt when it was time to go to work this morning?
Fucking fine, that's how!
Typical.
Still, looking on the bright side I had postponed getting my tongue re-pierced last week as I didnt want to...
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Fucking fine, that's how!
Typical.
Still, looking on the bright side I had postponed getting my tongue re-pierced last week as I didnt want to...
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jack_rawstone:
my house mate is down with a terrible cough at the moment that i'm trying desperately to avoid with a fair bit of luck currently. Although i dont know how long that will hold out
silveronthetree:
Next time you have sex let me know, then I`ll know its all right to have some too
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silveronthetree:
Hope you`re well mate. Reading inbetween the lines with Miss Shelley`s comments, ask the fucker out/and or arrange some sorta romantic night! Do it now, that way if he`s not interested you can move on. Or are you enjoying having a crush on someone?
If music be the food of love plasy on......
If music be the food of love plasy on......
zode:
Thats wonderful; I hope you are feeling better.
Why is it that when I actually meet someone I quite like I can never quite muster up enough courage to tell them?
I've been single for a year, and quite comfortably so. After the last train wreck of a relationship I had, and the ensuing rebound catastrophe, I felt it was better for me to have some time off from men in general.
Did...
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I've been single for a year, and quite comfortably so. After the last train wreck of a relationship I had, and the ensuing rebound catastrophe, I felt it was better for me to have some time off from men in general.
Did...
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zode:
Fortune Favors the Bold. Just tell them "I find you to be interesting I would like to get to know more about you". Chances are they are into you also. Its tempting offers like offering your arse for the boots that will charm them for sure.
tadzi:
i think you should move at your own pace.
you say that this guy is great, but if you arent ready, you arent ready. trust yourself. if that means its time, then go for it. if youre not ready, then dont do it.
only you know.
i say this because i would rather drop a 16 lb. bowling ball on my crotch that date anyone right now, and i find myself being tempted. so i know.
you say that this guy is great, but if you arent ready, you arent ready. trust yourself. if that means its time, then go for it. if youre not ready, then dont do it.
only you know.
i say this because i would rather drop a 16 lb. bowling ball on my crotch that date anyone right now, and i find myself being tempted. so i know.
(no relation to the Itchi and Scratchy Show but it might as well be)