sydni

This really hot guy that booty called me?

Worst booty call ever. Selfish-short-lasting-trying-not-to-get-me-wet bastard.
I left wthout saying goodbye.

next time he calls, I'm going to rip him a new asshole and maybe laugh in his face.

why am I getting a booty call from a hot guy when I look absolutely terrible? I mean jeez!

*shakes fist*

come on now!

Hrmm....the universe is talking loud and clear.

I wonder if I ask, I'll get an answer this time.


♥

I'd rather spend today in cozy pjs making out and dancing with a cute sweet boy while drinking whiskey on the rocks and talking about random shit.

Instead I have to work during a sonics game. It would be cool if he stopped by for a beer. *shrug*

The air hockey champion (the kinda ex) and I watched the Princess Bride last night.

The softest, sweetest kisses I've ever had from a man.
Eyes that constantly tell you that you're beautiful.
A touch like silk on your skin.
Protected, warm and held while I sleep.


Le sigh.

Who knows. I'm leaving it up to him to figure out. I know what I want....
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I woke up this morning with a wild hair up my ass.....
So I made a costume to use for this new act I thought in my head that I'm apparently performing tomorrow at a speakeasy. I am insane. At least 6 yards of fringe.

I'm fringetastic.

And still hungover.

Maybe a cheeseburger will help.

Dude, at some point, I am going to sleep.

and at some other point I am going to quit liking the Italian that is another state away.

Not fair.

8 months single is a long time, Miss Mama Samling. I miss you.

Hope all is well in Sg land.

I feel like I'm dying.
My uterus, my back and my head all agreed to launch a terror attack on me.

Good thing I have to work today! Oh yipee!

Feel my wrath tiki drink drinking mutherfuckers....it's better to order jager tonight.


consensus says: oh yeah, everyone even slightly stupid can fuck off today.

love you all.

Sweet jesus. If It's longer than 5 sentances or not about something punk rock it's not worth writing for you to see.

sometimes this site can fuck off.
and so can my bleeding uterus.


fuck.

Yeah daddy-o, it's my baby Jazz....

Jazz is like an old friend who comforts your soul.
It's a moonlight walk or an extraordinary view atop a building.
It's fine wine, candlelight and old LP's.
It's old men, cigarettes and whiskey....

Almost everynight as I go to sleep, Miles Davis and John Coltrane sing me a lullaby. I forget my past and my future, and they...
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