Hello my Oranges and PaulNikons,
My trip to Florida is coming soon, and i am kinda excited and kinda nauseous. Something about the sunshine state makes me not just nervous, but completely on edge. Like a spelling bee, wrapped in a first date, wrapped in a job interview. I feel like everybody there are either the girls who bullied me in middle school or...
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My trip to Florida is coming soon, and i am kinda excited and kinda nauseous. Something about the sunshine state makes me not just nervous, but completely on edge. Like a spelling bee, wrapped in a first date, wrapped in a job interview. I feel like everybody there are either the girls who bullied me in middle school or...
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i need a little love, post me some sweet songs.
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evangeline:
ummm...did you notice your sets are tagged with desi? PET PEEVE: when people confuse arabs with desis. Unless there's something you're not telling me?
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thefreddy:
I'll just drink it. champagne is champagne.
Hello my spinach dips and tiny cubes of cheese with toothpicks in them,
You wanna know the worst part about naming SG sets?
Picking out a name without obvious fat/ugly jokes in it. I am oddly sure that a good percentage will go for the pun over a genuine comment. And i often feel like i have to skate around those who think they are...
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You wanna know the worst part about naming SG sets?
Picking out a name without obvious fat/ugly jokes in it. I am oddly sure that a good percentage will go for the pun over a genuine comment. And i often feel like i have to skate around those who think they are...
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brittan:
yesyesyes
gavbass:
Big in Japan-you HAVE to do it!!!!!
Suri in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit...*swoons*
Don't make us beg!

Suri in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit...*swoons*
Don't make us beg!
How do I know I'm famous?
i have 2 fake twitter accounts.
i'm ready for my close up Mr. Damille
i have 2 fake twitter accounts.
i'm ready for my close up Mr. Damille
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aeon66:
Happy New Year to you. Here's hoping that your 2011 will bring you all the happiness you deserve. 
sweetbutch:
i'm alright
just all wound up with no place to go
i'm alright
just all wound up with no place to go
Hello my secret gardens and little princesses,
Are any of you insomniacs? I have not been sleeping a wink this last week. Well....unless you count every time i try to watch The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus on netflix then i fall asleep instantly. I don't know what it is about that movie, i even get the feeling that i would like it if i could...
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Are any of you insomniacs? I have not been sleeping a wink this last week. Well....unless you count every time i try to watch The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus on netflix then i fall asleep instantly. I don't know what it is about that movie, i even get the feeling that i would like it if i could...
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tobbetiger:
Thanks! I'm glad you like the comic
I started to think that no one here read the thing.
So you stumbled across my webcomic on a different site? Which one? That makes me very curious.
Btw, if you want to follow the comics better I'd suggest following the Facebook fanpage on this link
http://www.facebook.com/update_security_info.php?wizard=1#!/pages/The-King-Of-Slackers-Webcomic/113311938696430
Thanks again
!
So you stumbled across my webcomic on a different site? Which one? That makes me very curious.
Btw, if you want to follow the comics better I'd suggest following the Facebook fanpage on this link
http://www.facebook.com/update_security_info.php?wizard=1#!/pages/The-King-Of-Slackers-Webcomic/113311938696430
Thanks again
taegan:
Haha! So cute! Gonna try to make it out to Philly sometime next year again. Let's go back to that corner restaurant with the amazing pancakes and do some explorin'! How's life btw?? 
hello my snickerdoodles and mad dutchmen,
I moved into my first apartment on Christmas day, and did it alone. When i was done i was tired, I was cold, I was broke and.......
I was locked out.
So I did what i usually do when i am in trouble, I sat in my hallway and cried. When I has been crying for 10 minutes i...
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I moved into my first apartment on Christmas day, and did it alone. When i was done i was tired, I was cold, I was broke and.......
I was locked out.
So I did what i usually do when i am in trouble, I sat in my hallway and cried. When I has been crying for 10 minutes i...
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platypuz:
Praise the gods for drag queens and cookies 
mercie:
This is a fucking amazing story.
I saw your comment on the Classic Set of the Day and you were on top of me.... so I had to come say hi
I love you & miss you mama!!
I saw your comment on the Classic Set of the Day and you were on top of me.... so I had to come say hi
I love you & miss you mama!!
Hello my Velvet Undergrounds and Nicos,
I know I have been gone, and i'm sorry my doves.
My computer is busted and i won't have it for a week.
But in the meantime i have been sulking around the city. Wearing to much eyeliner for an adult.
Philadelphia is a great city for mopeing around, its old and tough and it's very very dirty, and...
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I know I have been gone, and i'm sorry my doves.
My computer is busted and i won't have it for a week.
But in the meantime i have been sulking around the city. Wearing to much eyeliner for an adult.
Philadelphia is a great city for mopeing around, its old and tough and it's very very dirty, and...
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arbitraria:
i'm a wee bit tipsy (thanks work dinner!) so i can't bear to think of pop music at the time...
but in talking about dirty-assed philly, i am reminded of a fond memory of when i was working in center city, walking the underground concourse between suburban station and broad street station...one day at the beginning of winter, there appeared a pile of feces next to the fountain near city hall right before you enter the main concourse. this lovely pile of human poo (yes, it was very undeniably from a man ass) remained in this rather conspicuous location for MONTHS. i watched it fondly every morning on my way to work, wondering with little to no expectation when it would actually be removed. it petrified, i believe it became a life form of its very own, and ran away of its own volition, grown tired of being dumped unceremoniously upon a very slippery (oh so slippery in wintry weather) concrete floor. i was almost sad the day it finally disappeared, sometime in april.
that's all i have to offer for now...time to send my silly self to sleepyland in anticipation of yet another arduous day of ridiculous work deadlines and harrowness.

but in talking about dirty-assed philly, i am reminded of a fond memory of when i was working in center city, walking the underground concourse between suburban station and broad street station...one day at the beginning of winter, there appeared a pile of feces next to the fountain near city hall right before you enter the main concourse. this lovely pile of human poo (yes, it was very undeniably from a man ass) remained in this rather conspicuous location for MONTHS. i watched it fondly every morning on my way to work, wondering with little to no expectation when it would actually be removed. it petrified, i believe it became a life form of its very own, and ran away of its own volition, grown tired of being dumped unceremoniously upon a very slippery (oh so slippery in wintry weather) concrete floor. i was almost sad the day it finally disappeared, sometime in april.
that's all i have to offer for now...time to send my silly self to sleepyland in anticipation of yet another arduous day of ridiculous work deadlines and harrowness.
coccinelle:
for you
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xxjcblackheartxx:
so i saw a bad ass pirate hat the other day....and you immediately came to mind...
milloux:
Hehe, awesome! Fucken hot!
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shotgun:
yayyy!!! im so glad ur comin !!!
user209834982:
Hahaha, I love the "down with this sort of thing" one.

I'm from FL, its a peculiar place. It's like a gorgeous tropical island, and a swampy trailer park rolled into one with a little dash of tourist trap magic. But no one who lives here is from here, and most of the people in the state at any given time don't actually or consistently reside here so their sneering and ridicule imaginary or otherwise (altho i can't imagine how anyone could gaze upon you with anything but absolute adoration considering you are quite possibly the most precious thing i have ever seen) will be traveling safely back with them to Maine, Michigan, or Massachusetts. Everyone here is from some state starting with M. But I'm sure you'll have an amazing time in the wizarding world