Whew. Naked girls and karaoke. Whew. It was fun watching the gals sing and dance tonight. I met some really sweet ones. I did NOT sing. I don't sing. I don't think I have even attempted to sing since I was five. So that is my goal. To practice singing (or something that resembles it).
I should have ate more today. Well I am eating... Read More
my wanted poster hangs in every Blockbuster in the USA and one tiny video shop in Berlin
i get nervous just driving by a Blockbuster now
i think they are after me
so i draw the shades and night
and always use false names
my brain:
still contemplating the kidnapping of Winona Ryder
and scurring off to a Greek island to raise and army
of moviestars
my back:
wondering what came first the futon or the back pain
my stash of halloween candy:
taken, stjlet, nicked, vol, Gestohlen, booted, hurtado, and hornswaggled by two kids in the same batman costume. teaching me to not say "dig in" to anymore kids. i still can't believe how much candy those two little hand pulled out of that bag
There are some things that you just cannot share, even though you want to more than anything in the world. Sometimes it hurts.
However, this poem makes me smile.
Vincent
by Tim Burton
Vincent Malloy is 7 years old.
Hes always polite and does what hes told.
For a boy his age hes considerate and nice
But he wants to be just like VINCENT PRICE.... Read More
Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the by-ways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks
It's a long way to the top
If you wanna rock 'n' roll
Bon Scott rocked
my bloody socks off
loved that guy
sorry a smidge off topic here
but well
that's just the kinda guy i am
Have any of you gals worked as a "lingerie model" or any of you guys ever been to a lingerie model shop? Exactly what do the girls do? Give personal lap dances? What? There are about 15 of these places in Portland and I am just curious. meow.
just go to sleep. sleeep. sleeeeeeeep.
wake up in the morning and put... Read More
yah, some places are ok. but some of them are supa creepy... like you're ALONE in a small room, taking off your clothes with some strange guy who's, well workin it... and he's not supposed to touch you... it always kind of freaked me out when i talked to mypals about it. but apparently, in the rooms, there's an alarm button.
For whatever reason, I was in bed with Val Kilmer. Yes tossing around, wrestling, laughing, etc. And then I felt his tail. Hmmm.....a tail. (No not that one, a real tail extending from his sacrum/coccyx) Well it was more like half of a tail. He then began explaining and praising his tail. I found all of this very interesting as... Read More
i'll gladly take both of you with me. soon as i win the lottery we'll all get our private island. SG members and girls only. and their signifigent others of course.
maybe tonight I will venture out into the deep dark depths of portland. or stay at home like usual. no i must get out. it is good for me. you just might see me prowling the streets for my next victim.
I went trick or treating and got a shitload of candy. So fuck you bastards!!!
I have decided to change my profile once a week, or once a day. Being manic/schizoid/silly I want it to reflect my daily wants, desires, and interests. As they change from day to day. So there, I hope you are happy!
I am off to the dungeon. hehehe hahaha meow... Read More
CANDY!! DAMMIT! Can I have some...
I had to work tonight, so I didn't get to go
out and show off my costume...
Which also happens to essentialyl be the
same thing I wear every other day of
the year!!!
waiting for Massagegirls first SG set