"you could put a milkshake on me"
i guess the tour dvd was on showtime. weird...i just went out to the bar and had people recognize me from hbo...now showtime. i am a cable goddess. okay not really. i'm a depressed recluse who is trying to figure out a way to fucking buy some groceries. you saw me sifting through the dirt and now i'm...
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i guess the tour dvd was on showtime. weird...i just went out to the bar and had people recognize me from hbo...now showtime. i am a cable goddess. okay not really. i'm a depressed recluse who is trying to figure out a way to fucking buy some groceries. you saw me sifting through the dirt and now i'm...
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75rhino:
i fucking swore there was going to be
a wizard of oz set
of you and stormy for halloween
instead i got a ninja and she hulk
fuck
a wizard of oz set
of you and stormy for halloween
instead i got a ninja and she hulk
fuck
scheisskopf:
Just caught the First Tour thing on Showtime, much to my surprise.
I must say, though I had for no particular reason, not really paid much attention to you before, watching you animated, moving and talking, is quite a treat. I love your mannerisms, esp. the way you speak. And not to worry-- as irresistable as you are, I'm sure the Yankees would accept you.
You are NEATo.
[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 9:09AM]
I must say, though I had for no particular reason, not really paid much attention to you before, watching you animated, moving and talking, is quite a treat. I love your mannerisms, esp. the way you speak. And not to worry-- as irresistable as you are, I'm sure the Yankees would accept you.
You are NEATo.
[Edited on Nov 04, 2005 9:09AM]
we're off to see the wizard
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kelland:
You are the subject of my oil painting for art.
fruitless:
How many drinks do i need to have. In order to get pink floyd to go with the wizard of oz.
Just curious and still cold and confused. Two for ones start in 10 min.
Man it feels great to vent
SORRY AND THANK YOU
[Edited on Oct 23, 2005 3:57PM]
Just curious and still cold and confused. Two for ones start in 10 min.
Man it feels great to vent
SORRY AND THANK YOU
[Edited on Oct 23, 2005 3:57PM]
sometimes, i just amaze myself. i'm a real catch. i rule in the world of sarcasm. it hurts to look in the mirror. my gut hurts from laughing at my own jokes.
i need to do another 2 girl set. it has been too long.
drinking coffee without mexi chocolate is no fun. there is no point to it. ahhh the world is coming to...
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i need to do another 2 girl set. it has been too long.
drinking coffee without mexi chocolate is no fun. there is no point to it. ahhh the world is coming to...
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deadmansparty:
I just wanna wrap you
up and put you in my pocket
up and put you in my pocket
punkinhead:
Sexy, innocent with a touch of horror.
How about white nurses outfit with a small bloodstain, and a nametag that says "Be patient, I'm new!" For a prop, a scalpel or syringe with mysterious red fluid.
Have fun this Holloween
Be well,
ph
How about white nurses outfit with a small bloodstain, and a nametag that says "Be patient, I'm new!" For a prop, a scalpel or syringe with mysterious red fluid.
Have fun this Holloween
Be well,
ph
buy me a fast car
i have poison in my veins and curry on my tongue
stop writing what you do not know
you are too afraid to ask
and i will not tell you
13 hours of sleep
the dirt sticks where you bleed
its not mud...it smells too clean
my face is cloudy, knees buckled, arms raised...
but not in protest
chaos has...
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i have poison in my veins and curry on my tongue
stop writing what you do not know
you are too afraid to ask
and i will not tell you
13 hours of sleep
the dirt sticks where you bleed
its not mud...it smells too clean
my face is cloudy, knees buckled, arms raised...
but not in protest
chaos has...
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mrzombie:
fabulous, very interesting words
widow:
you're probably too busy for this, but that is TOTALLY ok, i dont need your approval, or mind that you are busily not doing anything, im just here because a friend sent me to your journal, and i respect you simply because you are human. thats enough. and so im sitting here, thinking about my next academic article that i must write, and im burned towards wishing i could taste a different flower.
you have needles in your arms
but i dont care
ive got all the love in the world
except for a small soft toy that i used to cherish
there's a lion in that box..or is there?
you have such emotion that its like a newt crapped on its own head
fire in the hole boys!
insane inside incidently incredible insightful insane
lalalalaa
*dances*
there's a firefly in my pants and its so fascinating how it just keeps on burning - despite its situation
i love newts..or more, i love the word. say it. its fun.
im going to be in my room today, hiding from the world, knowing its beautiful, and that's enough for me.
enough i say.
how nice have enough. its an eastern way of thinking i believe.
[Edited on Oct 21, 2005 9:59PM]
you have needles in your arms
but i dont care
ive got all the love in the world
except for a small soft toy that i used to cherish
there's a lion in that box..or is there?
you have such emotion that its like a newt crapped on its own head
fire in the hole boys!
insane inside incidently incredible insightful insane
lalalalaa
*dances*
there's a firefly in my pants and its so fascinating how it just keeps on burning - despite its situation
i love newts..or more, i love the word. say it. its fun.
im going to be in my room today, hiding from the world, knowing its beautiful, and that's enough for me.
enough i say.
how nice have enough. its an eastern way of thinking i believe.
[Edited on Oct 21, 2005 9:59PM]
i'm hanging out with london...the wife
we just spent five minutes, sniffing deoderant at the store
now we're drinking vodka/pom juice and watching some weird ass show...tv ahhhh
i put up halloween decorations today, like a good married housewife
i have not been out in weeks...i guess i have been hiding out in my house. errrrrrr working, watering my garden, thinking about nothing
we just spent five minutes, sniffing deoderant at the store
now we're drinking vodka/pom juice and watching some weird ass show...tv ahhhh
i put up halloween decorations today, like a good married housewife
i have not been out in weeks...i guess i have been hiding out in my house. errrrrrr working, watering my garden, thinking about nothing
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mrzombie:
forgot to say this earlier
You go play for the Yankies, i think you would rock
You go play for the Yankies, i think you would rock
75rhino:
old spice-high endurance-sport
word
word
death drop
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cookiepuss:
Sad I won't be seeing you on tour this time, but I am thrilled that I got to see you on tour in DC and Baltimore.
shayne:
i'm always wondering about you. I don't know why, since I don't know you and will likely never meet you. but, the way this world seems to be kept at a distance from you, and how you still seem strong and fragile all at once, makes me feel like you might be the type of person who would actually understand me. You seem like an astute observer. and I have to always say 'seem'
this journal is currently under construction...err destruction...or something like that.
why am i such an ASSHOLE
why am i such an ASSHOLE
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talisman:
had a friend 5" taller and 5lbs less than you when gobbled a shitload of pills and killed herself. before that, she schooled me on ED/scarf&barf, etc.
I don't joke about that shit.
i was trying more for jokey sympathy in my last comment cuz you said you were tight on $$ & food a few posts back, and going hungry sucks. sorry it didn't come out right. still bummed you won't be on tour, hope your hand is doing okay.
I don't joke about that shit.
i was trying more for jokey sympathy in my last comment cuz you said you were tight on $$ & food a few posts back, and going hungry sucks. sorry it didn't come out right. still bummed you won't be on tour, hope your hand is doing okay.
gangis:
the hottest snow I've ever seen.
ummmm.....i'm actually very tired of people talking shit about my weight. i'm sorry if i'm 5'3" and i weigh 100lbs...really really sorry about that. i'm sorry if i eat and i don't gain weight. my parents, they are so sorry too, about my genes and all. fucking skinny parents, and their fucking skinny parents.
when you accuse me of throwing up in the bathroom, and...
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direchocobo:
a cup and hipbones = omfg sexy.
You are an absolutely gorgeous woman. Can't make everyone happy, so to hell with em.
You are an absolutely gorgeous woman. Can't make everyone happy, so to hell with em.
plasticmick:
I hear you..I think your the best thing on this site! I'm in my mid-30's and I'm the same weight I was in college, all my friends are fat and bald and all they say to me "is when are going to gain weight"...fuck off! jealous!! 
your kung-fu is weak
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bluebear3:
Is that a line from the movie deep impact
bluebear3:
No its from the movie the Core, I remember now
When will that old man come out and attempt to prove who is the master of the year? whence we came, shall we go again, but for a blink of the eye in the eye of man.
on a different note... don't you get royalties from the video sales? i just bought mine