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I make clown cats now!

I can not believe Christmas is in one week... I hate Christmas the only thing good is that I see 84760827872 doctor who gifs of "I'm going to be killed by a christmas tree" and "no I shant, its Christmas" they are amazing. My house needs a family photo... its going to be ridiculous

But I guess I did stuff
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legman:
cute!
smurfasaur:
They will be up on my storenvy soon!
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I went to go see Black Heart Burlesque! It was awesome, most of my photos didn't turn out because I was far away and I just got a new phone so I'm not super familiar with the camera yet, should have brought the DSLR wa wa waaaa.

I also got to go see Alkaline Trio last week! They are one of my all time favorite
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lua:
I didn't know you were there! :( we were in the front the entire time wah
smurfasaur:
awww noooo
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How was Halloween for everyone?! Halloween is the best, the best ever! Post your pictures below! I wanna see! We did a peter pan group!


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smurfasaur:
it was awesome
boogeyman930:
RU FI OOOOO! :)
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I'm about to be online on MFC! Come chat with me and keep me company!

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boogeyman930:
Wowwwww O_O
smurfasaur:
TITTIES!!!
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Change... Change happened... I can't figure out this site anymore... I'm so confused

BUT I leave for Memphis tonight! If anyone is around for the Memphis tattoo convention stop by my booth and say hi and check out our show!

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smurfasaur:
me too this is just a mess... i don't know where anything is
lord_renob:
Trust me, the more you fiddle with it the funner it gets....it's amazing how true those words are for so many things in life. ;) lol Seriously though I'm still fumbling around the new site but it gets easier each day.  @};-
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So my bike got stolen friday night... Now I have a boxer fracture in my hand... This weekend has been a real winner


I also combed my dreads out... They were NOT doing good

I set up a store envy account selling things from my closet and eventually things that I make... For now its a bunch of shoes. Check it out so I can...
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catsup:
Ball piercings on my
wheredango2:
i'v combed out dreads before. it sucks! lame about your bike too
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smurfasaur:
I am not a meat eater...
macgeek06:
Hope you have a great time down in Memphis, let me know what taste good there. smile Oh one other thing, take some pics while there, please biggrin
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lx_tech:
That's a nice business card! I hope it brings you lots of business.

smile
smurfasaur:
Thanks! I hope so... I haven't used photoshop in yearrrrs
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So tour got fucked...


So I guess this is where I tell the tale of how I learned who my real friends are and that your "crew" can turn on you when they want to look cool in someone else's eyes. I was warned that I was going to be fucked with when we got to Houston like dont fall asleep with your shoes on....
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smurfasaur:
i like your hair cut now! its just so weird!
lx_tech:
Well, I've met Penguin and Baron and I never would have known they were that type of people. That's a terrible story and I hope things are definitely on the up and up for you. Do you know Jellyboy the clown? I think he performs side show in the Philly area? I'm glad you're safe and that you have some true friends who help out in times of need.

smile
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Come out to the arrested devloupment burlesque show tomorrow hosted by miss rose!

Also NYC zombie crawl watch me get shit smashed on my tummy and staple the shit out of me!

www.facebook.com/disgracelandfamilyfreakshow


So I have had a crazy few weeks... I guess we will start this story with me and my fiance broke it off. We aren't together anymore. Don't even be stupid and...
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helvispresley:
hahaha lady soap!
smurfasaur:
Lady soap is the best soap!