hmm whats new.... nothing but fucking stress! valentines day is tommorrow and the bfs gift isnt done yet! and im tattooing him tommorrow. its going to be the gummy bear from robot chicken with his foot stuck in a bear trap yay!
im looking to move still, we found an awesome house and were going to take it but the landlord was super shady. when...
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im looking to move still, we found an awesome house and were going to take it but the landlord was super shady. when...
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_smurfzilla_:
land lord seems like a shady ass.. keep on looking! good luck on the hunt!
smurfasaur:
we actually just found a place yesterday! with an awesome landlord! yay
AHHHH omg i have been so fucking sick... i had a 103 degree fever for like 2 days... ugh i had a fever for like 5 i felt like i was dying. and my walls had tiger stripes it kinda freaked me out. my dr thought i had a kidney infection, in reality i had bronchitsis and from coughing i pulled a muscle in my...
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legman:
I hope your feeling better by now! 
rionek:
well sucks that you sick but at least kicked it to the curb to not let you down all the way and came out having so much fun you fell down kudos too you i say kudos Smurfing awesomes 
whos going to the philly tattoo con?!!
ill be there all weekend and preforming with the rigor mortis revue girls!
whats been up lately? nothing... and by nothing i mean snow
ill be there all weekend and preforming with the rigor mortis revue girls!
whats been up lately? nothing... and by nothing i mean snow
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eon:
I'm going! :] Can't wait to see you perform. =3
smurfasaur:
people bring their kids all the time! come out!
and yay everyone should go its going to be awwweesoommme!
and yay everyone should go its going to be awwweesoommme!
ugh i needs a hair cut... making my hairs big takes forever with out the layers being shorter 
like seriously forrrevvverrrrr its ridiculous. i have way too much hair, but its ok because more hair=bigger hair.
i think i might dye it tommorrow too hmm... blonde red pink? i think so! valentines day hair! yay
all i wanted to do was watch the devils rejects...
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like seriously forrrevvverrrrr its ridiculous. i have way too much hair, but its ok because more hair=bigger hair.
i think i might dye it tommorrow too hmm... blonde red pink? i think so! valentines day hair! yay
all i wanted to do was watch the devils rejects...
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dochamo:
Cool hair, v-day hair would be fun to!
I like your screenname, it always makes me smile
I like your screenname, it always makes me smile
rionek:
well you know long hair is sexy on a girl along with more is bigger hair and most people at karaoke cant sing anyway so might as well have fun with it ^_~b
and most people at karaoke cant sing anyway so might as well have fun with it ^_~bhmmm... whats been happening in the life of smurf? not much lol
last night my horror burlesque troop preformed at the khyber in philly! I didnt preform i just go goed in between stuff along with some of the other girls. Morrighan and Nikki Malicious preformed and they fucking killed it! and there was a "talent" contest where you needed no real talent... just to...
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last night my horror burlesque troop preformed at the khyber in philly! I didnt preform i just go goed in between stuff along with some of the other girls. Morrighan and Nikki Malicious preformed and they fucking killed it! and there was a "talent" contest where you needed no real talent... just to...
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carrina:
baaahhh and i love urs! well your set anyway. post n00dz in your blog i miss you lol
smurfasaur:
aww thanks i miss you too! i will try... most of the time i write my blog at work though soo yeah im not getting nakie at work! lol
Well, lets recap of Thursday night going out drinking for my birthday. Best and worst night of my life. It was Mike (the boyfriend), JC (the roommate), Fred and Dave (the coworkers) and justin (the best friend) we went to the dolphin and did some shots and drank some beers and i got some of my birthday punches. that was fun then we went to...
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metazabi:
Wow. In all honesty that's all I can say. Although I will say happy b-day and I hope you feel better. Oh, and remind me that partying with you can be a dangerous proposition lol. And nothing in my head is sounding any less awkward. Srsly. Like I drink but dayumn.
crazyben:
Dude this sounds fucking insane! And awesome. But, yeah, alcohol poisoning can kill anyone, especially small girls LOL. Well anyhow I don't how small you are, but seeing as I'm a skinny mofo you're actually probably slightly stronger than me.
Well, stay warm! I'm in Salt Lake City and the weather here keeps getting up into the 40s then snowing like 2 days later. It's really friggin annoying.
Finally, you are the awesomest smurf ever! Love the purpleish hair.
Well, stay warm! I'm in Salt Lake City and the weather here keeps getting up into the 40s then snowing like 2 days later. It's really friggin annoying.
Finally, you are the awesomest smurf ever! Love the purpleish hair.
its been a fun few days... lets see wednesday i kinda did nothing until my meeting im part of a horror burlesque troop called rigor mortis review it was so funny a friend of mine was congradualting me for my sg set and another friend grahm was like what are we congradualting you for? are you pregnant? dude im not pregnant youre pregnant??!! no dude...
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helvispresley:
are you going to be performing @ the swellco show?
smurfasaur:
i dont think so, but some other great acts are preforming!
yay front page! tee hee
nothing is going on in my life, and thats ok. the highlight of this week was getting the master ball in pokemon blue *other then the front page of course* woot!
i got a message from a tattoo magizine, can i use preview pictures from the set for that or no? would that work just like facebook/twitter preview images or...
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nothing is going on in my life, and thats ok.
the highlight of this week was getting the master ball in pokemon blue *other then the front page of course* woot!
i got a message from a tattoo magizine, can i use preview pictures from the set for that or no? would that work just like facebook/twitter preview images or...
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benevolentem:
Definite congrats and well deserved. Oh and LOL at you being scared of Jello...I love it.
smurfasaur:
thanks guys!
and it moves on its own... nuff said
and it moves on its own... nuff said
so... the internet at my house is shit so I havent been on in a while *tear* its so painfully slow i cant even load the page. So that means i can only get online at work, which isnt that big of a deal because im pretty much always at work but this week with christmas, new years and the snow storm ive gotten time...
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elmachi:
Shit, did you really get the ET Atari game?!!! I haven't seen that one since 86 or 87!!! what is it for? ATARI? do you own one?!!! holy mythbusters mustache... so many questions!! :-D
smurfasaur:
how do i add favorites? gahhh... i still dont know how!
and yes i did! and its for the atari and no i dont have one but i might get one they are pretty cheap
and yes i did! and its for the atari and no i dont have one
but i might get one they are pretty cheapyesterday was seriously the funniest day of my life, my life was complete around 2pm.
I accidentally said things that got taken way wrong and got made fun of for about an hour, the guys that were in here are so fucking funny. we all make fun of each other relentlessly its great!
Rent a center came looking for one of my coworkers and he...
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I accidentally said things that got taken way wrong and got made fun of for about an hour, the guys that were in here are so fucking funny. we all make fun of each other relentlessly its great!
Rent a center came looking for one of my coworkers and he...
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pmvirgin:
Great...Now I have to go make room in my Faves ... *sigh*
smurfasaur:
awww tee hee i still dont know how to do that!