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Change... Change happened... I can't figure out this site anymore... I'm so confused
BUT I leave for Memphis tonight! If anyone is around for the Memphis tattoo convention stop by my booth and say hi and check out our show!
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smurfasaur:
me too this is just a mess... i don't know where anything is
lord_renob:
Trust me, the more you fiddle with it the funner it gets....it's amazing how true those words are for so many things in life. ;) lol Seriously though I'm still fumbling around the new site but it gets easier each day. @};-
So my bike got stolen friday night... Now I have a boxer fracture in my hand... This weekend has been a real winner
I also combed my dreads out... They were NOT doing good
I set up a store envy account selling things from my closet and eventually things that I make... For now its a bunch of shoes. Check it out so I can...
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I also combed my dreads out... They were NOT doing good
I set up a store envy account selling things from my closet and eventually things that I make... For now its a bunch of shoes. Check it out so I can...
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catsup:
Ball piercings on my
wheredango2:
i'v combed out dreads before. it sucks! lame about your bike too
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smurfasaur:
I am not a meat eater...
macgeek06:
Hope you have a great time down in Memphis, let me know what taste good there. 
Oh one other thing, take some pics while there, please 
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lx_tech:
That's a nice business card! I hope it brings you lots of business.
smurfasaur:
Thanks! I hope so... I haven't used photoshop in yearrrrs
So tour got fucked...
So I guess this is where I tell the tale of how I learned who my real friends are and that your "crew" can turn on you when they want to look cool in someone else's eyes. I was warned that I was going to be fucked with when we got to Houston like dont fall asleep with your shoes on....
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So I guess this is where I tell the tale of how I learned who my real friends are and that your "crew" can turn on you when they want to look cool in someone else's eyes. I was warned that I was going to be fucked with when we got to Houston like dont fall asleep with your shoes on....
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smurfasaur:
i like your hair cut now! its just so weird!
lx_tech:
Well, I've met Penguin and Baron and I never would have known they were that type of people. That's a terrible story and I hope things are definitely on the up and up for you. Do you know Jellyboy the clown? I think he performs side show in the Philly area? I'm glad you're safe and that you have some true friends who help out in times of need.
Come out to the arrested devloupment burlesque show tomorrow hosted by miss rose!
Also NYC zombie crawl watch me get shit smashed on my tummy and staple the shit out of me!
www.facebook.com/disgracelandfamilyfreakshow
So I have had a crazy few weeks... I guess we will start this story with me and my fiance broke it off. We aren't together anymore. Don't even be stupid and...
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Also NYC zombie crawl watch me get shit smashed on my tummy and staple the shit out of me!
www.facebook.com/disgracelandfamilyfreakshow
So I have had a crazy few weeks... I guess we will start this story with me and my fiance broke it off. We aren't together anymore. Don't even be stupid and...
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helvispresley:
hahaha lady soap!
smurfasaur:
Lady soap is the best soap!
So my facebook got deleted... thats awesome. My fan page went with it so can you all like it and promote it like crazy? That would be super awesome. I lost a lot of photographer contacts too, which really really sucks. BUT here is the new one!
www.Facebook.com/smurfasaursuicide
go make some magic happen SGland!
I am sickly again with either allergies or a sinius infection...
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www.Facebook.com/smurfasaursuicide
go make some magic happen SGland!
I am sickly again with either allergies or a sinius infection...
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_smurfzilla_:
i was wondering what happened to your fb! that sucks.
smurfasaur:
yea its really annoying!
this weekend has been busy as fuck!
friday I gogo ed a double shift.... then got wasted as fuck haha
saturday i had to gogo again 12-4
then i had a juggling workshop! dropping with style more of a preformance/ creative flow workshop than a technical juggling thing. Thom Wall was the instructor holy balls is he a sex kitten. My brain and my hands...
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friday I gogo ed a double shift.... then got wasted as fuck haha
saturday i had to gogo again 12-4
then i had a juggling workshop! dropping with style more of a preformance/ creative flow workshop than a technical juggling thing. Thom Wall was the instructor holy balls is he a sex kitten. My brain and my hands...
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ron4164:
Busy weekend, wow!
softnsweet:
Sounds like fun.
Whats this? A BLOG? I have been neglecting the shit out of this site Sorry! I have been traveling a lot and I cant really write a blog on my phone 
But I have lots to tell you all.... maybe? life has been crazy!
So lets see what did I do... Uhhh quit my job! More time for touring the world! er... the east coast...
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But I have lots to tell you all.... maybe? life has been crazy!So lets see what did I do... Uhhh quit my job! More time for touring the world! er... the east coast...
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smurfasaur:
cards against hummanity is amazing
blackveins:
I love you you are so beautiful
So I started juggling... and I bought a unicycle it will be here in the mail in 3-5 days stay tuned for injury photos
the show went well last night! it was amazing! AND I GET A DAY OFF TOMORROW!
holy shit day off
twitter @smurfasaur_sg
instagram @smurfasaur
go like the facebook page! Smurfasaur SG photos from the john waters burlesque show and the M...
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the show went well last night! it was amazing! AND I GET A DAY OFF TOMORROW!
holy shit day off
twitter @smurfasaur_sg
instagram @smurfasaur
go like the facebook page! Smurfasaur SG photos from the john waters burlesque show and the M...
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qks1lver:
I love you!! I love you!! I love you!!
smurfasaur:
you can learn!
hey i didnt drop off the face of the earth, im still alive! haha
I havent really been doing much because i work constantly... so much going on! we are super short handed at work and it really sucks. money is awesome but working pretty much every day sucks.
but i did go to the philly tattoo convention! and preformed with RIGOR MORTIS REVUE! yay...
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I havent really been doing much because i work constantly... so much going on! we are super short handed at work and it really sucks. money is awesome but working pretty much every day sucks.
but i did go to the philly tattoo convention! and preformed with RIGOR MORTIS REVUE! yay...
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smurfasaur:
actually the sideshow is from NYC Disgraceland Family Freakshow! I put my hand in a big trap, escaped a strait jacket, and assisted in other things its so much fun
boogeyman930:
Oh cool! I've never seen their act but I've heard of them. If you ever do anything in the NYC area post something. I'd love to check out one of your acts.
I feel like I haven't been on here for forever! I have been super busy with a new job and holiday hours but they are over now and they are back to normal hours! yay I got a job at bare essentials! yeah a real job! Paying taxes and shit! i even get part time benifets but i hear that they arent really worth the...
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steeldog:
good luck with the non-smoking, really hope you can quit for your own sake<3
it is difficult to change eating habits, especially when it is so easy to eat "poorly". just change one thing and take baby steps! love your sets~thanks for all the pictures
good luck with the non-smoking, really hope you can quit for your own sake<3
it is difficult to change eating habits, especially when it is so easy to eat "poorly". just change one thing and take baby steps! love your sets~thanks for all the pictures
lazarus_:
ladyyyy, i haven't seen you in forever and i lost your number. inbox me! haha.
xo
xo