smurfasaur

Come say hello if I'm going to be in your city!

I just got back from Kentucky! Yayyyy the drive is finally over! But thats not all! I'm now producing my own improv burlesque show where crowd participation is encouraged and YOU bring props that we have to utilize in a routine to random music! Also after the show stop by pizza brain for 20% off of your order!

https://www.facebook.com/events/694084917306126/

lets get some buzz going and...
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As usual! yay for busy. I have been doing many shows! and some shoots and stuff. and workshops!

Monday and tuesday I was doing aerial workshops with @squeak! Aerial chains and hoop flow! I like taking classes with as many people as possible it's so much fun!

Also I QUIT SMOKING!!!! well sort of, I stopped smoking analog cigarettes I vaporizer now. My smoke tastes...
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Come hang out in my chat and watch me fail at pole tricks!

http://www.myfreecams.com/#Smurfasaur

Also I did some things... and some stuff....

If any of you want to make it I'm performing burlesquey things at Hells Kitchen lounge in North Jersey!

https://www.facebook.com/events/415232588605002

Door donations go to Autism Speaks!

Also I shot a new SG set with @scottsmallin last week! yay for hula hoops in the outside! I laid in snow and it was cold!

Everything on here is backwards
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YAY I did a thing! I made a new craft performance art blog via tumblr! You can even submit your own work! I need help promoting it :) pretty please! It's the same name as my etsy account so I'm running this blog now to help out with etsy sales, and also post inspiration for crafty things and performance ideas for other people! Post the...
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Someone help me I went to the feed thing and I can't do it I'm very confused... I think I'm typing on peoples things because I have no idea how to do any of this... why can't I have it look like the old site?

Holy shit... Like some old shit! Also some new shit from the past year that I missed somehow! yay! I will post a few here but most will go to my tumblr! So follow me on there because for some reason this gets all messed up if I try and dump photos!

VVVV...tumblr...VVV

Click me for Cats Memes and TITTIES!

For cropped safe for work...
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I make clown cats now!

I can not believe Christmas is in one week... I hate Christmas the only thing good is that I see 84760827872 doctor who gifs of "I'm going to be killed by a christmas tree" and "no I shant, its Christmas" they are amazing. My house needs a family photo... its going to be ridiculous

But I guess I did stuff
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I went to go see Black Heart Burlesque! It was awesome, most of my photos didn't turn out because I was far away and I just got a new phone so I'm not super familiar with the camera yet, should have brought the DSLR wa wa waaaa.

I also got to go see Alkaline Trio last week! They are one of my all time favorite
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How was Halloween for everyone?! Halloween is the best, the best ever! Post your pictures below! I wanna see! We did a peter pan group!

I'm about to be online on MFC! Come chat with me and keep me company!