The lightbridge?! Alright, we can do that, but I'm gonna need ten Vikings who've lost their heads and won't stop fighting until they find them; a dozen unicorns with jet engines for hooves, and little skulls made from obsidian for eyes; Leonardo DaVinci in the steam-powered robot body of his later, realistic period (Florence era preferably, but will settle for Milan); a monkey with a love of Praust, and an understanding of particle physics; and about six hours.
...oh, man. As soon as I saw a comment from you, I just started laughing. I can't believe you randomly found that.
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