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somebody tell me what the swine flu feels like when it starts?
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dogslife:
RIGHT?!
(and yours, naturally)
(and yours, naturally)
scheisskopf:
Oh shit.
NEW PROFILE PHOTOS ARE THE CARTOONOLUTION! EARLY MAN TO SIMPSONIZED! progression.
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khorsaun:
THat went so far over my head, I can barely see the jet trail.
cocoabutter:
no, it totally looks like a wig. she really is an asshole.
also, i'm so twitterpatted over the fact that you knew exactly who i was talking about when i said that. i'll never let that go. get the fuck out of my head and get in the backseat, baby.
also, i'm so twitterpatted over the fact that you knew exactly who i was talking about when i said that. i'll never let that go. get the fuck out of my head and get in the backseat, baby.
First: to close them darkly
As to see through a glass slightly
Wet red-black with sparks and flanged
Around the hedges
Next
Was to imagine heavy wool
Brittled by pounds of brackish ice.
A crude wooden heart,
rubbed by the moons height
of came-before
found framed by small gray sticks of bone.
All that lay in a pool under ferns streaming
A Tallis scholar carols...
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As to see through a glass slightly
Wet red-black with sparks and flanged
Around the hedges
Next
Was to imagine heavy wool
Brittled by pounds of brackish ice.
A crude wooden heart,
rubbed by the moons height
of came-before
found framed by small gray sticks of bone.
All that lay in a pool under ferns streaming
A Tallis scholar carols...
Read More
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dominanefret:
Definitely!
I thought you and your man were staying in for the night, so I didn't want to keep pushing.
I thought you and your man were staying in for the night, so I didn't want to keep pushing.
cocoabutter:
I said "giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl."
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deuteranopia:
Dressed to impress, I see. Love the boots.
kate:
awesome.
im gonna post a picture of my bike. I is inspired!
im gonna post a picture of my bike. I is inspired!
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kentclark:
Bringin the enjambment.
tahloolah:
I was told that if I have too low of a dose then I would be sloth like. if its took high of a dose then I would feel almost panic attack like with my heart beating crazy fast. and if my dose is just right I will feel normal, but with improved metabolism(energy) and better mood changes and such.
but .. ive decided it was the weed that knocked me out. (really bad day yesterday) i feel relatively normal today. i don't know how long its supposed to take to "feel" affects, ya know?
but .. ive decided it was the weed that knocked me out. (really bad day yesterday) i feel relatively normal today. i don't know how long its supposed to take to "feel" affects, ya know?
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cocoabutter:
Girl, I got the tool you need to fix allllll your plumbing needs! Halleluah holla back!
cocoabutter:
Oh my God I'm so proud of that one. It totally gave you a tickle, didn't it? I know it did!
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shawn724:
Ewe. She said Ewe.
weso:
Hahaha thanks for the laugh.
the glamdrogeny of b. ferry c. 1972
i'd stick a finger in it. then we'd brush each others' hair.
i'd stick a finger in it. then we'd brush each others' hair.
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defaultx:
love is the drug !
kelland:
i love roxy music as well. "country life" is one of my favorite albums of all-time. 
Tips for quitting smoking?
I had a sickness relapse and i'm tired of this.
I had a sickness relapse and i'm tired of this.
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defaultx:
You know that old lady in the casino playing the slot machines while chain smoking hooked up to the oxygen tank on wheels? Or the dude who smokes out of the hole in his throat and sounds like a robot?
micah:
Happy Birthday Dear.
if you really think about it, eight inches is a lot. i mean, look at an actual ruler.
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elisabeth:
I feel pukey and nauseous. I'm convinced that I have the opposite of seasonal affective disorder, well at least the wrong season. 
Seriously though, I never felt more depressed than during the summer months in Los Angeles. Now the heat is more humid in the Pacific Northwest and they've never heard of air conditioners here, except in the mall. Bleh.
Seriously though, I never felt more depressed than during the summer months in Los Angeles. Now the heat is more humid in the Pacific Northwest and they've never heard of air conditioners here, except in the mall. Bleh.
twelve:
Depends on what you're measuring.
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mydogfarted:
You want a dead pug on the beach?
jeremyejones:
Who DOESN'T?
Man, I think I went a little overboard on the tags. I had so much fun writing them, though.