Ugh. I've been in hyper extreme party mode for the past.. well, I've been drunk, so I'm actually not sure how long.
My system told me no more and now I am sick. Stuffy, coughy, sneezy. All that. I went for days on only beer, cigarettes and anything off of the 7-11 hot dog machine. No wonder I feel like hell.
But, today I bought...
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My system told me no more and now I am sick. Stuffy, coughy, sneezy. All that. I went for days on only beer, cigarettes and anything off of the 7-11 hot dog machine. No wonder I feel like hell.
But, today I bought...
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Somebody spank me.
I don't know why, but I just can't seem to stop being so bad.
But, you can be a bad girl and still be a good woman.
I don't know why, but I just can't seem to stop being so bad.
But, you can be a bad girl and still be a good woman.
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nofi:
very nice talking to you. call me again sometime. 
obsidity:
oooh oooh! me ! me!
next time I see you, you better watch out....
next time I see you, you better watch out....
Today was a fucking long ass damned day. Whew!
Only I won't say no to a party and stay out til 2 a.m. when I know I have to be up and out at 6 a.m.
You can leave it completely up to me to fall down like a drunk when I'm not drunk. I managed to trip and fall backwards over a table, drag...
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Only I won't say no to a party and stay out til 2 a.m. when I know I have to be up and out at 6 a.m.
You can leave it completely up to me to fall down like a drunk when I'm not drunk. I managed to trip and fall backwards over a table, drag...
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itzjusme:
That sounds great. I haven't been keeping up with events lately....but I'll try to. I've been busy. If it's and event that's on the weekend and it's in sfo...i'll look into it...I'll try to peek into the group more...i've been bad about it. 
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deceptiviewfilm:
you may have to see napoleon dynamite again, they are adding new footage to the film.
I am super stoked! Two of my all time ultra favorite singers are going to be coming through The City in the next couple months! Tanya Donelly and Joan Osbourne. I've been in love with Tanya since Belly's Star and Joan since Relish.
I had another freak follow me from the restaurant I went to for lunch back to my office today. I...
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I had another freak follow me from the restaurant I went to for lunch back to my office today. I...
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miffy:
too young for my blood! But um... yea... go get em, tiger. and I mean the cat, not you.
again?
again?
nofi:
i revisted belly's star for the first time in awhile today, and i always thought the line was "take your head off, boy, when you're talking to me..."
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lil_billy_ben:
It was nice bowling with you, you made me look like a good bowler
shango:
So its a done deal--when are you gonna let me get you waaaaaaaasted??? 
That tongue is as almost as sexy as the rest of you! Homey is about to blast his pants off.
That tongue is as almost as sexy as the rest of you! Homey is about to blast his pants off. I should restrict myself from the internet whilst drunk.
I got drunk early on today. I wanted to reserve drinking for a comedy club but my date flaked, and not even *this* dork will do a comedy club alone. So, instead I went to a bar and picked up a suit who insisted on providing me with only Cadillac margaritas while I hummed Led Zeppelin...
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I got drunk early on today. I wanted to reserve drinking for a comedy club but my date flaked, and not even *this* dork will do a comedy club alone. So, instead I went to a bar and picked up a suit who insisted on providing me with only Cadillac margaritas while I hummed Led Zeppelin...
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miffy:
when do we not get to see yours? it's mine that are shy and don't like to play in public.
where is my future-to-do list???
where is my future-to-do list???
anabel:
you are too friggin' cute!
in all seriousness, that wallet is one of my favorite presents! i've been using it everyday and showing all who will look! it's super rad -- just like you!
in all seriousness, that wallet is one of my favorite presents! i've been using it everyday and showing all who will look! it's super rad -- just like you!
Two of my newest friends happen to be cats. casio_meow and moog_meow.
So, during my lunch break some freak followed me from the restaurant where I went to grab food all the way back to my office. It sucked because despite my best efforts to tell him to get the fuck away from me, he just kept bugging the shit outta me and getting...
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So, during my lunch break some freak followed me from the restaurant where I went to grab food all the way back to my office. It sucked because despite my best efforts to tell him to get the fuck away from me, he just kept bugging the shit outta me and getting...
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todd31:
just wanted to say hello and see how your doing
seanbaby:
Thank you for your thoughtful comment. I feel the same way. COCK.
Today I found out that litter is not flushable. I think I probably knew that from before- but I relearned it today. 
I love how I can tell a guy will be sexy just from seeing the back of his head. Well, okay, sometimes I'm horribly mistaken. But, thank Goddess for doggystyle!!!
I have too much coffee and too many cigarettes today.
I need sustenance....
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I love how I can tell a guy will be sexy just from seeing the back of his head. Well, okay, sometimes I'm horribly mistaken. But, thank Goddess for doggystyle!!!
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itzjusme:
"I love how I can tell a guy will be sexy just from seeing the back of his head. Well, okay, sometimes I'm horribly mistaken. But, thank Goddess for doggystyle!!! "
this is great....
and i'm the same way with clothes...i wear them until they just are completely worn out....i hate the idea of spending money on shit like that. and i feel you on the make up shit.... damn...your entry sounds like my brain...
seriously...oh and hi...i just popped into your journal to say hi and be friendly and stuff....
this is great....
and i'm the same way with clothes...i wear them until they just are completely worn out....i hate the idea of spending money on shit like that. and i feel you on the make up shit.... damn...your entry sounds like my brain...
seriously...oh and hi...i just popped into your journal to say hi and be friendly and stuff....
He's such a fuckin' badass! I'm sitting here eating sunflower seeds and discarding the shells in my wastebasket. He shoves his head in the basket, pulls out a shell and eats it. I yanked him up and tried to get it back.... GONE. You'd think I was starving him. Sheesh!
I kinda got a job as a barback at this club. I might start tonight...
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I kinda got a job as a barback at this club. I might start tonight...
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pinkokitty:
Siiiiiiiitaaaaaaa...did you go to job last night??
theraccoon:
You're too hot to be so bored.
When's your next show? I wanna see Sita sing!
When's your next show? I wanna see Sita sing!
I love my little boy. But, sometimes he can get to be a bit much. Like, tonight while I was cooking dinner, he's attached to my pant leg like a chunk of ouchy velcro while I'm moving about the kitchen from the sink to the stove to the microwave. Constantly jumping and climbing up me.
The worse is if I want to bathe or take...
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The worse is if I want to bathe or take...
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anabel:
Dude, for the first part of that journal entry I too thought you were talking about your son!!!!!! I was like, "Hot damn! Why is she squirting the kid with water?!?!?!"
HAHAHAH!
Can't wait to see you on Saturday!
HAHAHAH!
Can't wait to see you on Saturday!
nofi:
i took the pictures from my copy of the book with my digital camera. if you look closely on the second to last pic, you can see some discolored, twenty something year old tape holding a piece of the page together.
people seem to enjoy this so far. maybe i'll do it with more children's books. even though it's probably a huge copyright infringement. hehe.
people seem to enjoy this so far. maybe i'll do it with more children's books. even though it's probably a huge copyright infringement. hehe.
Um, that isn't a stab at the guys i have been with and their size.. uh... ha.. haha.