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I like chocolate that tastes like coffee.
And I like my veggies on top of dough and cheese.
Meatshakes bitch.
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pb:
that's funny because that's how i explain to the scared ppl how Guinness tastes, which scares them even more, which in turn means more Guinness for me.

the universe has a certain order and you can play it to your advantage sometimes, even in small, slightly ludirous ways such as this.
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I get way more nervous about talking than I do about getting naked surreal

You'll see.

I miss my best friend terribly. She wants to fly me down to LA soon and I can't wait. Its been over two years since I've seen her. I miss being fourteen and sitting at the Mall of America with her and making fun of people. I miss sitting around...
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london:
Yes!!! I am interviewing them!
punkndrublic:
im the same as you. i am so shy
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The new owners at my work (I work at a restaurant/bar) have asked me to completely cover my hair. Not just pin it up, completely wrap it. The asshole acted like he was totally repulsed by it when he told me to wrap it. I really wanted to tell him to shove it and walk out, but I love the people I work with. They're...
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jelly_roll:
Oh dear, hope you're okay! A couple of my co-works told me simular things, like trimming my mustache a little more. haha! I also finally got my hair cut. How have you been? Miss ya! Have a great evening Gorgeous! love kiss
jones:
puke sorry puke thats me puking on your stupid boss smile I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I just want to sit on the couch and watch TV.
I'm so tired.

Nevermind.
I just want pizza.
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metaverse:
You can sit on the couch, eat pizza and watch tv!!
kay:
Thanks love. I really do appreciate it. kiss

~cheers
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ryan:
work. not really free until... mm. sunday night. that's a good night for me. no work or school the next day. yep.
ryan:
and did you change your number?? you need to email me when these things happen
okay girlfriend?
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Why do I get so freaking nervous before I have to shoot a set?
Eep.
ooo aaa
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papawheelie:
do people give your dog shit about being a 'pit bull' often? (I don't like the term pit bull at all for the record...) I just had a woman tell me "I don't want him associating with my dog" and I was like whoa. My dog is the best, he doesn't have an aggressive bone in his body, he's such a sweetie and good natured. I can't believe how rude and racist people are.

this is Rufus taking one for the team...

ARRR!!!- yar
joubee:
Hellooooooooooooo, I remember you.
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Can someone find me a really tight remixed version of Real Life's "Send Me An Angel"?
I'll show you my boobs?
I swear.
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jena:
Here you go lovely lady:





If the second one cuts off, look for the full in HERE! kiss
brokenbeatnik:
Merry Christmas!
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Today is my 3 year anniversary of going live.
Cheers!
ooo aaa
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nataskaput:
i remember that shit

ah memories
gogobongo:
and we all win!
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Time for a real update.

I'm done with school until January. This was the hardest term I've ever had. There were many tears and tantrums. I'm ok now though.

I absolutely despise Christmas. I was flipping through the channels and there was some special on Christmas at the White House. It made me want to vomit. Its so ridiculous that we are in the middle...
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amina:
I have sent you an email through your Suicide Girls profile concerning Portland video shooting dates. If you did not receive this email please reply to aminamunster@gmail.com and I will send the necessary information.

Hearts, Amina
amina:
I have sent the Portland Video Schedule to your email. If you did not receive the schedule, please email me ASAP at aminamunster@gmail.com.

Hearts, Amina
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committed:
frown so you is not gonna be at the party tonight???
I am sad...you and me need to meet up and have tea or something
kiss
gogobongo:
you'll be happy to knw that that guy had to shut off his lights due to traffic and accidents.