I would like to make an announcement...
ahem... *tap tap* is this thing on? *tap tap*
meeee meee mee mee
*static* *clearing throat*
I... I REPEAT... I HATE THE NEW GIRL.
She drives me nutty. She's too young, too defiant... and just plain....fresh off the high school boat.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the shining picture of maturity... helloooo, does anyone remember the...
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ahem... *tap tap* is this thing on? *tap tap*
meeee meee mee mee
*static* *clearing throat*
I... I REPEAT... I HATE THE NEW GIRL.
She drives me nutty. She's too young, too defiant... and just plain....fresh off the high school boat.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not the shining picture of maturity... helloooo, does anyone remember the...
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acidevangelist:
Maybe you can sneak a bunny pic in her desk drawer. Or her glove box.
joanne:
there are parts in the back that are kinda orange. getting my hair to lighten wasnt the hard part, getting the red to stick was!
Hows this for a Monday.....
I hit every.. and I mean EVERY red light on the way to work today.
In fact.... I hit red lights at intersections, where I didn't even know they HAD stop lights.
Well I'll be damned..... but on the bright side, if I am damned, I can guaruntee that I'll be stopped every 15 seconds on the way to hell....
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I hit every.. and I mean EVERY red light on the way to work today.
In fact.... I hit red lights at intersections, where I didn't even know they HAD stop lights.
Well I'll be damned..... but on the bright side, if I am damned, I can guaruntee that I'll be stopped every 15 seconds on the way to hell....
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akira069:
haha I like the way you think 
weso:
I look like a fat bastard. Weso needs to work that guy off.
Ok.. moments passed now. Not so annoyed.
In the meantime... you know what I miss?
I really miss the comment that we had next to our main photo profile...
sort of the one line qoute that gave quick insight into our personalities.
So, in light of that...
Here it is again....
We'll Spoon, We'll Spork.. We'll Do It All.
haha.. aww still cute.
In the meantime... you know what I miss?
I really miss the comment that we had next to our main photo profile...
sort of the one line qoute that gave quick insight into our personalities.
So, in light of that...
Here it is again....
We'll Spoon, We'll Spork.. We'll Do It All.
haha.. aww still cute.
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weso:
What's up Lady Plasticware?
joanne:
dude, you're hot
Whoaaaaaa.
Today started off a bit rough.
I got suckered into that "come on speak your mind" bullshit....
So I did, and now the boys mad. What the hell. Isn't that a chick manuever?
Fuckity... fucken.. fuck. FUCK.
How do you like that? I'm certainly showing the diversity of the word.
Growl.
Today started off a bit rough.
I got suckered into that "come on speak your mind" bullshit....
So I did, and now the boys mad. What the hell. Isn't that a chick manuever?
Fuckity... fucken.. fuck. FUCK.
How do you like that? I'm certainly showing the diversity of the word.
Growl.
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jimmy72:
psychology can be a bitch...
savana:
Yes... reverse psychology. Lame.
I think everyone's entitiled to there opinions..... just cause he might not like mine-
Doesn't give him the greenlight to be a dink.
Oops... BAD RYA! No soapbox!
I think everyone's entitiled to there opinions..... just cause he might not like mine-
Doesn't give him the greenlight to be a dink.
Oops... BAD RYA! No soapbox!
Ok. Do you ever have "those days" where your normally mild case of OCD randomly kicks itself into overdrive? Good grief, it took me 20 minutes to get out of the house this morning, due to the fact that I had to keep retracing my steps. I felt like I went through my morning routine on autopilot, so when it finally came time to leave......
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akira069:
haha that is some funny shit. If I were in your position, I think I would've just assumed that I'd gotten this far, I must've taken care of it all. 
but then of course, the house would burn down and I'd get my car towed, right? 
that is some funny shit. If I were in your position, I think I would've just assumed that I'd gotten this far, I must've taken care of it all. but then of course, the house would burn down and I'd get my car towed, right?
savana:
hahah.. exactly! That's my thought process.... I'd rather make a couple extra laps and feed into the OCD, then get a ticket or come home to the house on fire. haha...
Weso.. who are you talking to?? haha... if I'm the fucko then I've got to work tonight (14 hour days rule!!) and then stop by the boys show tonight afterwards. Don't forget though, tomorrow- cocktails.
Weso.. who are you talking to?? haha... if I'm the fucko then I've got to work tonight (14 hour days rule!!) and then stop by the boys show tonight afterwards. Don't forget though, tomorrow- cocktails.
AAAARRRGHHHH!! WTF! I'm trying to change my profile picture and it won't let me, then I'm trying to check out photos in the prom album and it's not letting me. I'm sure all the changes are happening for a reason.. but damn- in less then 24 hours.... I've found that I'm lost in familiar territory. I mean, it looks like our SG home but its...
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nicklesanddimes3:
mYers IS the scariest guy ON Earth, I agree!!!
grumpyoldbastard:
yes it is scary n stuffs 
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gnomef0cker:
You don't look drunk enough in any of these pictures. I see you're hanging out with the wrong people...
*wears a shirt that says "right people"*
*wears a shirt that says "right people"*
joanne:
it looks like that chick is suckin on yer tittie!!!
Pure Debauchery.
Granted, I don't recall much of the night after swing dancing.... good thing my friend posted a slideshow of the night on her myspace profile. Swweeett jeebus..... hahahah
I'll load up photos as soon as they're sent to me. Just cause.
Granted, I don't recall much of the night after swing dancing.... good thing my friend posted a slideshow of the night on her myspace profile. Swweeett jeebus..... hahahah
I'll load up photos as soon as they're sent to me. Just cause.
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wenzdai:
next time your at hte jury room go to the girls bathrooom. i left you a message.
weso:
Where you at the Jury last night?
Seriously, What the fuck?
Ok.. that was Thought Process A... now for Thought Process B.
I'm an extremely independant gal, granted I didn't used to be... but after a series of events I've learned how to stand happily on my own two feet. I don't ask for much, just clear, honest communication punctuated with 'bouts of uncontrollable laughter. I'm the type of girl that thinks...
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Ok.. that was Thought Process A... now for Thought Process B.
I'm an extremely independant gal, granted I didn't used to be... but after a series of events I've learned how to stand happily on my own two feet. I don't ask for much, just clear, honest communication punctuated with 'bouts of uncontrollable laughter. I'm the type of girl that thinks...
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mrcleen:
I'm not sure I qualify as a "dirt bike guy"...I've never met a dirt bike that I didn't crash in a fantastic, blaze-of-glory. I even owned a Vespa once that I thought would be wimpy enough to not do serious damage...wrong.
savana:
I can't resist......... must... ...tell........bad.. joke....
Switching to email now... ... *twitch twitch
Switching to email now... ... *twitch twitch
In light of being homesick... here's a little tribute to my roots:
SOUTHERN DICTIONARY
Southern United States to English
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother...
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SOUTHERN DICTIONARY
Southern United States to English
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother...
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akira069:
haha, thanks for the southern dictionary entry!! I loved it so much that i had to share that with my friends. brilliant.
I loved it so much that i had to share that with my friends. brilliant. Ummm.. hi.
Please go here... and push play.
Then come back to me and let's laugh our asses off.
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/gerbilbar_anim
Please go here... and push play.
Then come back to me and let's laugh our asses off.
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/gerbilbar_anim
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savana:
everytime i turn around.. there's another asshole... get it, asshole.... gerbil...
that's another gerbil joke
still giggling...
should we try the frog in a blender cartoon today???
OMG.. ferget about the stupid frog... this just made my morning...
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/kungfu_anim
that's another gerbil joke
still giggling...
should we try the frog in a blender cartoon today???
OMG.. ferget about the stupid frog... this just made my morning...
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/kungfu_anim
wenzdai:
were did the bunny go??? bunny bunny bunny!!!!! i love bunnies!!!!
So, today.. I've started off the morning feeling, well the same way I do everyday pinky.. a little indifferent, a little un-amused and as always, in need of a good laugh and some strong coffee. So, while in the process of getting as much coffee into my system as fast as humanly possible, I found this :
http://www.rathergood.com/looking/
Please, if you find my leopard- give...
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http://www.rathergood.com/looking/
Please, if you find my leopard- give...
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saucissedanseuse:
LOOOL... the bit where he dances around is both cute and scary at the same time!
joanne:
you left me a testimonial! WOOOOP!