Because BAD cuntry songs should not be left, only, to wicked-old-men who live in the mountains of Virginia and drink too much whisky...I bring you this laughy-tacky song I just wrote(in under 10 minutes)
Im a southern gypsy queen
Named after Tennessee wine
to a man who drank beer
He pulled his roots up from the projects
his mattresses from the grass
then I planted...
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Im a southern gypsy queen
Named after Tennessee wine
to a man who drank beer
He pulled his roots up from the projects
his mattresses from the grass
then I planted...
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THERE IS A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE AND I HOPE YOUR ONE OF THEM!
The following is a rant... no fun..don't read it...very boring... waa-waaa... typical 24 yr. old girl doof-bag,bull- shit
I warned ya...
I've decided I am an overachiever with ADD who beilieves in having conviction but mine never lasts more than a week.
Every fuckin' week I have another "life plan". Then...
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The following is a rant... no fun..don't read it...very boring... waa-waaa... typical 24 yr. old girl doof-bag,bull- shit
I warned ya...
I've decided I am an overachiever with ADD who beilieves in having conviction but mine never lasts more than a week.
Every fuckin' week I have another "life plan". Then...
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juliette:
I know what you mean exactly. I couldnt even pick a major in college. (so i made my own that barely made sense together).
I didnt pick my job, it picked me.
The overachiever ADD thing is tough because there isnt time enough to perfect whatever it is you are doing that week. and i just became good at many things rather than an expert in 1.
My worst plan between jobs was to go to cooking school. (I didnt go) I dont cook. It was some sort of mental desperation thing.
what are some things you want to do?
[Edited on Jul 13, 2005 6:10PM]
I didnt pick my job, it picked me.
The overachiever ADD thing is tough because there isnt time enough to perfect whatever it is you are doing that week. and i just became good at many things rather than an expert in 1.
My worst plan between jobs was to go to cooking school. (I didnt go) I dont cook. It was some sort of mental desperation thing.
what are some things you want to do?
[Edited on Jul 13, 2005 6:10PM]
juliette:
you didnt sound whiney at all 
corn porn.
I shouldnt be so judgemental.
i wonder if there is anything that not a single person on earth is sexually attracted to.
corn porn.
I shouldnt be so judgemental.
i wonder if there is anything that not a single person on earth is sexually attracted to.
Guess who the fuck saw Brian Setzer at work the other day? ME,ME,ME! Of cource you know that dear Pekoe played it cool as a can be. We were down to two servers and as luck would have it, I did not get to serve him. Oh no, that was saved for the nice yet yuppie boy server...grrrr 
He was there with his wife and...
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i:
setzer. cool.
i:
setzer. cool.
Sandra Day O'Conner just retired! And, while I'm not one for conspiracy theories, there has got to be something more to this story. Afterall, she is, arguably, the most powerful woman in the US. She was the first woman appointed to the Supreme Court Justice and has held moderately conservative views which kept Roe V. Wade in place, helped get rid of sodomy laws and...
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moongirl:
i will think on this and get back to you...i haven't been to bed yet and conspiracy theories involve too much brain power on no sleep
nemesis:
Why thanks honey! You're pretty damn hot yourself! 
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thejuanupsman:
Looks like quite a good time was had at pride.
Love the new ink.
Love the new ink.
Pride is this weekend and my lucky self talked Z Roby and Billybillybilly into taggin' along with my dank-ass self. While I don't plan on enjoying the spoiledge of corporate Pride in the park, I will partake in the sweet freeness of the Block Party and Dyke March. Pictures will result!
Free is the only price my broke ass can afford, since I work at...
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dragod:
Yeah, eileen was very close to bernadette
mayer, and so was I, so we all decided to
love one another once upon a time. she
is great poet, and prose books like chelsea
girls are more than formidable. she can do
what she wants in either prose or verse.
we had an all irish night once at st. mark's,
and she showed up in her catholic girl school's
uniform four sizes too small for her, so her skirt
was about half way up her gorgeous ass. and
than this brit poet said something about you know those irish, and she popped him right in
the nose. truly. someone came up to me as the organizer and said "eileen just popped simon petit in the nose" great, I cried. nothing but props from me for eileen, man, eileen rocks.
no, are there phony impeachment schools out
there? I want the real thing. NOW. working on
that at the moment. love to you, my dearest of
pals, and one and only gay girl friend. well, i
haven't really asked, there could be more. but your the first queer I went totally dear for. no i don't know that means. i just want to sound
sexy where sex itself isn't possible. poor me. bc.
you've long known about my crush, etc.
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mayer, and so was I, so we all decided to
love one another once upon a time. she
is great poet, and prose books like chelsea
girls are more than formidable. she can do
what she wants in either prose or verse.
we had an all irish night once at st. mark's,
and she showed up in her catholic girl school's
uniform four sizes too small for her, so her skirt
was about half way up her gorgeous ass. and
than this brit poet said something about you know those irish, and she popped him right in
the nose. truly. someone came up to me as the organizer and said "eileen just popped simon petit in the nose" great, I cried. nothing but props from me for eileen, man, eileen rocks.
no, are there phony impeachment schools out
there? I want the real thing. NOW. working on
that at the moment. love to you, my dearest of
pals, and one and only gay girl friend. well, i
haven't really asked, there could be more. but your the first queer I went totally dear for. no i don't know that means. i just want to sound
sexy where sex itself isn't possible. poor me. bc.
you've long known about my crush, etc.
[Edited on Jun 26, 2005 9:39PM]
schismatic_god:
"STATS: "only AA, thinkin' XXX"" 
He he that is what my licence plate says "AA XXX"
He he that is what my licence plate says "AA XXX"When I was 15(and not yet Out), I dated a fella' who turned me back to my southern roots, through rockabilly. Though we barely kissed, talked, or liked each other, he gave me the greatest musical gift one could give a young impressionable Pekoe...he introduced me to The Cramps. He was in two psychobilly bands and one was a Cramps cover band. I remember him...
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charlatan:
I love rockabilly. When I went and saw Southern Culture on the Skids the last time they were at First Avenue the opening band started to play and this couple went out to dance. I mean DANCE. They were so good that everyone left the floor to give them room and when they finished even the band gave them applause. They were doing flips and the whole shit. Fucking ROCK!
I wish i could dance like that.
All I can do is the Cosby. Minus the sweaters.
I wish i could dance like that.
All I can do is the Cosby. Minus the sweaters.
juliette:
why isnt it downloading?
It was Sexy Spring this week and I missed most of it! My roomate helps put on this shin-dig and co-hosted the cabaret extraviganza. Maybe, If he gives me permission I can exploit him further in my journal by posting some pickies of him in his cute red corset. While the week rawked out with awesome skill shares, workshops and performances(most of which I couldn't...
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juliette:
Cherry it is - You've made me the happiest girl in SG land 
4nik8:
I hate you, thats wrong, and its really hot.
Truely that comment has nothing to do with you ....but I hope you can find enjoyment in it.
Truely that comment has nothing to do with you ....but I hope you can find enjoyment in it.
Soooo I did try and put a bunch of pics of my new hair and karakoke whore-dom in here but the bitch-ass pics looked too small.
Just go to the Spurn photos. It's sexy Spring...and I'm ofta' betta' things than your fine on-line luv.
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In quantum reality there are millions of possible worlds,unactualised, potential, perhaps bearing in on us,but only reachable by worm-holes we...
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Just go to the Spurn photos. It's sexy Spring...and I'm ofta' betta' things than your fine on-line luv.
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punknitemike:
you should go see my good buddies LEGBONE, they are playing out your way actually as they will be out on the road:
06.10.05 The Nomad
Minneapolis, MN With Killing Grace & Six Guns
06.11.05 What's Up Lounge
Mankato, MN With TBA
06.10.05 The Nomad
Minneapolis, MN With Killing Grace & Six Guns
06.11.05 What's Up Lounge
Mankato, MN With TBA
escottie:
where were you saturday while we were at Judas's getting all up in the face of teh weiners? sometimes you disappoint me with your choice of social functions, crazy lady. 
J-Dog!?! she becomes another one on the list who really should have made better decisions in their time before meeting ME!
J-Dog!?! she becomes another one on the list who really should have made better decisions in their time before meeting ME!
Sorry bout the last blabla of an entry! I got me no online connection now!!!! The Honkey-Tonk house has lost the internet do you here me? What does one do when they are an on-line whore such as myself? So, I go to the Library to use the comps there and park at a meter that is broken and get a 33 dollar ticket that...
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toneski:
there is a white worm in my que.
cinder:
That was a very nice comment you left me.
You should get bored with the camera more often. You're adorable.
You should get bored with the camera more often. You're adorable.
it goes : I don't give a damn about Texas
yours has an easy grace that puts me to shame in the songwriting department