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John-Pauls and Josh's family are staying again. Don't get me wrong, I love them all to pieces but I am sick and everything is so loud. Even the trees rustling sounds like a circus. So our little appartment full of people is hell. And Niesha wants me to play games with her. On a regular day I would love to play games with her, but...
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someone come take care of me please


bring food.

and maybe vodka.
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tolomy:
im in new zealand
but youre still awesome!!!!
patrol:
aww Deano. What a sweet.
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Weekend officially destroyed. I am sick. Again.

Not enough iron. Again. It's my own fault. I don't like eating meat and I forget to take the stupid tablets.

Oh the upside, if anyone needs an extra for a vampire movie I am your girl. I am so pale I'm almost transparent.

I should put on some red lippy and go the vamp look only noone...
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Is it right to shag a stupid person? Or a married person? (not the same person, that would be beyond the pale)


Saying no to either of those questions will end in my weekend being ruined. RUINED.

Friday AND Saturday. And Sunday debriefing drinks will be pointless.


I bumped my nipple ring in my sleep last night and it hurt like hell. Like hell I...
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madagascar:
i rememebr when i got my nipple pierced, ouch, i had top tape it to my chest evry night so it would not move.

and shag bot the stupid and the married, cant hurt anyone really
patrol:
I did have a vision of the wife coming home, dragging me outside by the hair and possum stomping me over the gutter.

But that wont happen.
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Hello my sweets.

I have a massive rash on my stomach. I always have rashes from whatever allergies and stuff but this one is ITCHY.

itchy.


hmm.. Whatelse.

I have to start my my visual propsal for NJ but it's hard to get the computer to myself for long enough to get anything together.

That of course is a pathetic excuse for me being a...
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I just had my first brazilian. feeling pretty happy with myself.
There is a new beauticians that has opened up just across the road. They are having an opening special, everything is half price. The girls (and they guys is we are convincing enough) of this household are soon to be entirely hair free and silky smooth. An eyebrow shape is only 4 quid.

Tonight...
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mr_pete:
haha.. us pommies can't take 'owt i tell ya wink

xx
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Sleater Kinney are playing at Koko jsut around the corner from my place on the 2nd.

Cool.

Who wants to come?

Its 12 quid plus the 1500 or so in aus dollars to get here.

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hello puppies!

Its pouring but I heard rumours of an electric storm pending, so I am excited!

I got my camera back off Tom. The batteries ran out so I opened the battery compartment and was struck by a smell. The smell of Lynx Effect deoderant. I get the feeling it must have leaked in his bag. On my camera. So my camera smells like...
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colcannon:
boy camera eh
patrol:
you said it.

It reeks.

It also has sand stuck in it.
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My credit card has been disconnected thus leaving me abroad with two quid to my name.

And they have sent my new card to my parents house back home so I have to wait even longer to get it.

Fortunatly I can collect on a debt and I have great flatmates who are making sure I dont starve.

But it still sucks. The Polyphonic Spree...
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mr_pete:
why thanks very much smile

xx