melly

Stop being catty with me, girl.

As it is, I have terrible news to report. [begin british accent] It was the gardener. The forensic team has returned results of the seminal analysis, and they hold up.[/end british accent]

Signed,

Scotlandyardshaker

P.S. Buy/rip the comedy CD "Not for Broadcast" (from the staff of the ONION). It's from '95 or '96, and it's amazing. Rape, She Wrote... Appears there.

Glad you are feeling better!

My aunt died of liver poisoning from drinking too much, and after her funeral everyone went back to my grandma's place. My grandma was drinking a beer and when she put it down on the table it slide about 2 feet and then the front door flew open. I still remember it clearly and it happened 16 years ago!

Wow that rant was awesome and really funny to the casual observer. I have a few really odd and compelling ghost stories with my friends but they are rediculiously long. So I guess I should save that for another comment, when I am in a less lazy mood. Good luck with your job.

i love those cryptic entries

what a great tip !

naa.. i'm a more jack-o'-explosion-once-touched kind of guy...

it's a lot more fun and you get to see fireworks!

can i just say, in a totally non creapy way, that your lips and eyes are soooo amazing, i bet kissing you would be f'n amazing!!!
sooooo beautiful.....and u love star wars. sigh, just a dream

Sorry about the whole Java thing--sounded like they weren't exactly being real good to you anyway. Glad something else worked out--you were one of the people I thought of when I posted the note about the part-time receptionist position at public radio partnership.

Thanks for the bday greeting--take care.

J

hey cutie, did you see the devils rejects yet? i'm dying to see it but haven't had the chance. Have you seen house of a 1000 corpses? well if you have drop me a line and tell me what u thought thanks

Sorry bout the job Mell...I've been in the DC-Gaithersburg-Bethesda area all week training for a new job...I get to go to Toronto next week for a meeting....I need to meet some Toronto SG's there....Its WAY too freakin hot here..I am sick of this...I am ready for some beautiful fall weather...you know...some 60 degree stuff!! Let me know if you cant find a job, I might be able to help you out......

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weird . . . Java next door to Mom's closed. Hmmm?

You've got some amazing eyes and you're exactly 6 days younger than I am. Hope you're enjoying that book.

Melllllyyyyy!!!!!

I just felt like screaming your name cuz you rock

My cats never do anything but lay around. I even bought them toys and they just lay there and look at them. Sigh.

sweetness unfortunately the fucked up things from the past that bother u are probably gonnna bother u for a long time unless u forget things quickly. everything my mom told me not to do, i did, and now i regret it myself but life is short and regrets will only hold u back from the future, its never too late to change things and make them right, but from my experiences most people dont desereve your regret or sorrow, b true to yourself and thats all that matters u only live once and mistakes make u stronger!!!! did i fail to mention that u are f'n amazing???

I can relate the 'trendy' bi girl thing. They irk me too.
Maybe you could make a new mission of hunting down and finding as much Star Wars memorbilia as possible? That would still kinda give you something to look forward to, it's not the same but yanno.