An old man sits on the bus and next to him, well, there I sit. Hello me, I wave in my dream. On the old man's lap a paper bag holding a six-pack of beer. It's Monday. I think a two-word thought: drunken bum.
I come home and the hours pass. I feel normal all along. I'm boring and not special at all. Closing in...
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I come home and the hours pass. I feel normal all along. I'm boring and not special at all. Closing in...
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Andr dies and goes to hell, a place he considers to be a winter wonderland, so he asks the devil to turn up the heat, whom upon this request calls up God on the hotline and asks for advice. God tells the devil to expel Andr from hell - for life. The devil ponders this for a while, and then asks God where he's supposed...
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francis:
what's your inspiration? youre getting good at this 
or have you written for a while and only just started posting it recently?
i am still going to draw you.. soon
or have you written for a while and only just started posting it recently?
i am still going to draw you.. soon
waldo_jeffers:
Thanks for accepting my friend request! 
Why do I torture customer service people?
Email exchange:
(Me)
I ordered two CDs from you 2 months ago and I only received one. The first album came within a few days, but I have yet to receive the second album. I was wondering if you still have it in your record. Thanks.
Andrea
(Janine)
Dear Customer,
We regret to inform you that at this...
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Email exchange:
(Me)
I ordered two CDs from you 2 months ago and I only received one. The first album came within a few days, but I have yet to receive the second album. I was wondering if you still have it in your record. Thanks.
Andrea
(Janine)
Dear Customer,
We regret to inform you that at this...
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sliggy:
That is fucking hilarious! I always ask telemarketers what they are wearing.
bbw_witch_78:
That is hilarious!!! There is actaully a zine of letters like that all written to and from customer service people. Its a great little zine.
I hate Valentines day! 
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erythrocytez:
Well, here's to hoping he learns his lesson and starts treating you with the respect, kindness, and graditude that you deserve. Otherwise I recommend a nice hard kick to his genitals. 
zappagonzo:
It can be pretty shitty. I really don't take part in any holiday.
Have a wonderful valentines day!!!
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fiesty:
hey beautiful hope you had a great v day with your boyfriend. Here is a pic of me and my baby!!
This snake owns!!! I fuckin love this snake!!!!
This snake owns!!! I fuckin love this snake!!!!
tingdang:
Happy V-Day!!
In this room I see no future, in this life I find no room, in the future I won't look back, in the back of my head I fear the past, in the past I've had my chances. And truth be told, I love you. I always will.
Do you understand where I come from? Can you touch the ground I walk on? I'll sacrifice...
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akira069:
hello warsaw. I just want to wish you a wonderful valentines day! I love your writing; your words. they are beautiful. you are beautiful. I hope you are happy today 
plannumberone:
when you write yer book, I will read it. youre hellagood. rips me totally.
09.45Baby Ellis is sitting on the floor with his colorful Duplos. Blue Duplo is Budo, Red Duplo is Replo and that's all he needs to know. Baby Ellis smiles, Baby Ellis laughs, Baby Ellis builds his own world with Budo and Replo. With Budo and Replo combined, Baby Ellis gives you Rebuloland. This is the world he lives in. Baby Ellis is king.
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akira069:
warsaw. your words are beautiful. your mind is beautiful. you are beautiful. 
I love your writings, and you know that because I say it, always. because it's true. I want to lick you. 
yum. you taste indescribable. you taste like time. you taste like the universe. you taste like life. I savour you.
loved your 'set' too, of course.
I love your writings, and you know that because I say it, always. because it's true. I want to lick you. yum. you taste indescribable. you taste like time. you taste like the universe. you taste like life. I savour you.
loved your 'set' too, of course.
atomh8:
wow. I'm as impressed as always. It made me think about the stuff I used to play with when I was little, why I did it, and what it means. I don't really think about my childhood alot.....this is one of my favourite journals to read.
BTW, you are so beautiful.
BTW, you are so beautiful.
The sky is as pink as a clit and I lay naked on the grass with the remains of an erection. What I don't know, I don't really know. What I do know, is this: I will lay on the grass for five more hours, I will masturbate every ten minutes, and I won't give in before I'm bleeding.
Do you think I write this...
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fiesty:
I miss you sniff 
How ya doing hun? Good I hope
How ya doing hun? Good I hope 
alecks:
oh im sure there are many a industrial songs that are 2 lines of filth hehe
oh how your entries bring that element of variety that give me a feeling of anticipation
<3
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oh how your entries bring that element of variety that give me a feeling of anticipation
<3
=-> Alecks
C. Duff is sound asleep as he terminates his black Sony Alarm Clock and the green LED numbers fade out from 6:00 to black. C. Duff is a busy man with no time for trivialities, such as breakfast, work, lunch with boring colleagues, dinner with some forgettable chick and late night supper alone in front of the TV. C. Duff has a dream and it's...
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alecks:
people fail to recognize how significant trees are... i wish they really did talk because i think theyd be furious with us
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cmaxwell:
who fucked it?
sorry to hear.
no chat program at all?
then we'll have to make do with email and this.
as a writer, I find you very intriguing.
your thoughts are quite clever, witty, and deep at the same time.
you have an amazing command of English-it is not your first language, I assume.
sorry to hear.
no chat program at all?
then we'll have to make do with email and this.
as a writer, I find you very intriguing.
your thoughts are quite clever, witty, and deep at the same time.
you have an amazing command of English-it is not your first language, I assume.
Taxi. Driver smiling. I'm in the passenger seat, smiling too. Buildings on my right. Buildings on his left. Driver talking. Me, I'm talking too. Sunset postponed. Not a word he says making sense. Not to me. Taxi stops. Driver smiles. Fare paid by me, no longer in the passenger seat, standing on the sidewalk.
Taxi is no more. Taxi gone.
Feet walking. Shoes shining. Thoughts...
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Taxi is no more. Taxi gone.
Feet walking. Shoes shining. Thoughts...
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francis:
nicely written..you survived to get it down too
and it puts you right there with you..
youre entries can be really clever
when's your next set, hottie?
and it puts you right there with you..
youre entries can be really clever
when's your next set, hottie?
atomh8:
Yes, I quite enjoy it.
edited to add: You should update more often.
[Edited on Jan 31, 2005 9:16PM]
edited to add: You should update more often.
[Edited on Jan 31, 2005 9:16PM]
The water tastes of dust. The glass looks clean. It's three in the morning and I'm pretty sure someone put the glass of water on the floor at around midnight. Three hours worth of dust. It tastes of childhood. Sarah, were you ever all right?
Sarah tears the postcard in half. Now the ox only has half a penis. She laughs and so do you....
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Sarah tears the postcard in half. Now the ox only has half a penis. She laughs and so do you....
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bobdylan5:
Hey sorry to hear you are not feeling well. Anything I can do? Although Norway is quite a way away. By the time I get there you'll probably be all better. I'm good.
silveronthetree:
Hello. Can`t help wondering how you came to my Journal.
I`m glad you like that song.
You`re writing there is great. Is it a one off piece or is their more to it? Some bold topics brought up anyway.
I must tell you that I LOVE Norway. 2 years ago I went on holiday with my girl and a couple of friends, one who is from Norway. We took the ferry over from newcastle and arrived at Bergen. We then drove acroos the mountains on route 55 to join up with the road going north past Trondheim, and went all the way to the Island of Heroy at the begging of the Artic Circle. We stayed there a few days then drove all the way to Oslo and then ended up in Stavanger. I thought the place was so beautiful and the people very welcoming. Everyone we stayed with made us sleep in their bed and we all agreed we had one of the best holidays ever.
All the best, keep up the writing
I`m glad you like that song.
You`re writing there is great. Is it a one off piece or is their more to it? Some bold topics brought up anyway.
I must tell you that I LOVE Norway. 2 years ago I went on holiday with my girl and a couple of friends, one who is from Norway. We took the ferry over from newcastle and arrived at Bergen. We then drove acroos the mountains on route 55 to join up with the road going north past Trondheim, and went all the way to the Island of Heroy at the begging of the Artic Circle. We stayed there a few days then drove all the way to Oslo and then ended up in Stavanger. I thought the place was so beautiful and the people very welcoming. Everyone we stayed with made us sleep in their bed and we all agreed we had one of the best holidays ever.
All the best, keep up the writing
Oliver listens to the radio and smiles. There are a few hundred thoughts running through his head and his running nose is a waterfall if you zoom in really close with a good camera. Oliver is retarded. He's as special as a brown snowball. He's far gone and he's all alone.
Oliver's mom and dad love him, only they kind of forgot about him a...
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fiesty:
aww sorry to hear you had a bad weekend . Hope this week will be good for you then to make up for a shitty weekend. Hugsss.
. Hope this week will be good for you then to make up for a shitty weekend. Hugsss. 
jurasic:
I'm sorry...I get drunk sometimes & become weird...hope you atleast laughed...
now i"m so embarrassed
damn that drunk guy...always playing jokes on me & hiding my car...
now i"m so embarrassed
damn that drunk guy...always playing jokes on me & hiding my car...
does this analogy of yours make you wanna change anything?
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