mallory

for the three years that ive lived here..
theres been a hideous chair that ive kept..
mainly because my cats enjoyed climbing in
and out of it.. but its pretty trashed now.. and im
moving so i set it out on the curb.. someone picked it
up within an hour.. and is now probably in some crusty
house.. im just glad i dont have to...
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and after twelve hours of sleep..
i feel much better!!
though my neck is still out of whack..

its 7:43 am here..
and im about to switch from my pink and black polkadot nightgown into something a LITTLE more dressy.. like yoga pants and a hoodie and make the journey to ye ole posty office to pick up a package that i think Sargent sent...
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i feel like puking

so after a three hour grounded ride at the philadelphia airport on the way out to chicago..

it was really hot.. and i was next to a smelly business man in one of those body glove look-a-like shirts carrying a blackberry and a dell laptop.. he insisted on speaking to me..

mr metro: "wanna see a photo of a hurricane approaching?"

i dont answer..

<he...
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all of my records are now out of the shelf i had them
stored on before because im trying to get rid of all my
furniture before my move.. i found boxes outside a
comic book shop that fit them pretty perfectly.. and ive
found that now that theyre on the floor and easy to flip
through that im listening to them more often.. which...
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a friend of mine said this phrase to me that id never heard.. i loved it and plan on saying it all the time now:

"You've got lobster taste and hamburger pockets!"

the night before last i got up at 4am
to go pee.. and there was a glass jar of
bath salts resting on the toilet.. i somehow
managed to knock them over onto the floor
only to instead hit the side of the toilet and crack the
entire piece of porcelain that is nailed to the ground..

in case you were wondering:
everytime i flush.....
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definitely going up to 105 outside today..
ouch.. i had to leave my air on in my room at home (im at work now) because i didnt want little paris to wither in the heat.. at my job.. theres a public mailbox outside on the corner and you see the strangest folks coming up to drop their mail off..

lately ive been wearing miniskirts because...
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1. im not drinking ever again
2. i need a professional massage
3. its really hot at work because the air was off all night
4. god im bored..
5. thank god someone that used to live in my apartment years ago has a subscription to time magazine that ive been getting for a few months and i can sit in the back and read...
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