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af71321:
you totally took advantage of me. i feel violated.

in a good way of course.

(lures you in with charm and rogue-ish good looks, then...)

*tag youre it motherfucker!*

xoxo
elliot:
shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cock
sucker
mother fucker
piss
fart
turn
&
twat
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hey fancy pants!!!

i have poopy aol! hello infected piece of puke

i wake up sunday....and i'm missing a filling! and new one! how cool is that!

LAME!

poo poo!
poo poo ca ca!!! tongue

eminems new cd i think is halarious!

i just love vulgar, out of back of the cage lyrics.

give me some of your favorite vulgar or silly lyrics.....

i'd start but i...
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guyincognito:
this was a favorite song of mine for a while:

bad cabbage - you're rude (get fucked)

I just want to be seen by you while you just want to be seen
Everybody else notices you but you just dont notice me
I just want to be right for you while you just want to be right
Ive got plenty of pictures of you, a pin up for every night
I just want to sleep next to you, while you just sleep and say next
Youve sucked half of the neighbourhood my friend says you are the best
I just want to be loved by you and you just want to be loved
Everybody knows its true, youre a bitch and you are a slut
I just want to be fucked by you while you just want to get fucked
Youre so rude you want to get fucked so rude just go and get fucked
I just want to be fucked by you while you just want to get fucked
Youre so rude you want to get fucked so rude just go and get fucked
Get fucked.

I just want to be fucked by you while you just want to get fucked
Youre so rude you want to get fucked so rude just go and get fucked
I just want to be fucked by you while you just want to get fucked
Youre so rude you want to get fucked so rude just go and get fucked
I just want to be fucked by you while you just want to get fucked
Youre so rude you want to get fucked so rude just go and get fucked
I just want to be fucked by you while you just want to get fucked
Youre so rude you want to get fucked so rude just go and get fucked
Get fucked. Get fucked. Get fucked.
shabbydo:
My lord why are your eyes so beautiful.

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tell me what i missed.

don't you think that those floatation devices in airplanes should really be parachutes?!!!!!?

i've flown alot in my day now and i've noticed that the most part of the area i've flown over is land.

what good is a floatation device if i'm hurling at 1ooo miles per hour towards land?

if i was hurling into an ocean ok.

but...
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akathisia:
Yes, i am sorry i saw you nekkid. I am a bad, bad girl. Please administer the spankins now! smile

I have both good nostalgic and bad memory things associated with Christmas. So i can understand a little. Plus it is just an excuse for people to get really mad if you don't spend ungodly amounts of money on them, which is stupid. I am generally of the thrifty type. I always get all mad that Christmas is about to happen, but then i put up my little fake christmas tree anyway because i feel like a kid again when i do.

-LEslie
punknitemike:
yes, it was great hanging out saturday... even though it was short. we need to hang more often... and wreck havoc on little kids or something. you are a blast to be around!

i still find it odd where you work... would actually love to see ya doing yr thing at work!

next bento's is dec. 7th, but i wont be able to make it! frown

when r we gonna get to hang out again?
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i got a job smile biggrin smile biggrin smile biggrin

raise your hand if you've got one too! bok

ha that's funny puke
can i really see your hands?

once upon a time, in a ____________(noun) a decent amount of time ago ___________ (noun)had a problem with their____________(noun thing) and decided it would be a ______(adjective) idea if ___________________(place idea here<wink. so secretly ________(noun) crept down____________(noun) and all of the sudden __________(something...
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tryst:
woman, we will be partying in less than a week!!!!!
ayres:
Im sleepy. I really dont know why Im not millonare and Im not at home sleeping. And I dont know how I get this comments. I guess it something... unreal...
Love you too grrrrrrrrrrl kiss
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my chin is still swollen not too too much to notice but it's my face and i notice.booo! and it's stinging me today. mad boo!

i forget how itchy synthetic hair is....especially when it's right up against your scalp and face. it looks rad though.

i'm a scary haird monster everyone point at me >>>>>>

well you'll see soon enough i'll get someone with a digital...
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punknitemike:
wow, what hott pics... im talking about the ones of YOU!

any idea what time you'll get out to columbus on sunday? or maybe if ya know what time you are leaving cleveland? i wanna make sure i'm out there when ya get into town, ok? can you lemme know? thanks!

are you just coming out sunday, or are ya gonna join us sunday too?
rasputin:
Hey, you are quite the cowgirl. I must say, there is something about a girl in chaps that makes life worth living.
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updated rambling text......................................................

interveiw tomorrow wish me luck!

dentist today puke i love how they lecture you about your jewelry then scrape pointy metal things all over your teeth.

gwar november 10th cleveland?
any takers

gwar november 14th columbus?
any one any one?

pink house party 19-21
any one? i know you guys are going.

manson november 29th
oh yeah i'm there.

i wish sg could...
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teena:
is that what they call it? a two toned vamp? hee hee. i have no idea..i just told my gal that i needed some color and to make me rawk out as usual. i have never had a professional dye my hair before..it was fun. i adore my hair lady! biggrin

bummer bout the interview...if you would just move to Philly i know things would really happen for you the way you want them to biggrin ...or is that just my own selfish wishful thinking????? kiss
gonzoe:
you gon be in tampa again? w00t w00t!

and actually, she is belly dancing in orlando in dec. if you're around then, you are more than welcome to attend. and many times, she needs to be rubbed down in oil before and after the show. hopefully, you can help her out with that (and as long as your bf doesn't mind).

and don't worry, i'm always a SUCKAAAAAAA!!!!
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YAY you ROCK THE VOTE PEARL. YOU GO GIRL!!!!

I voted today.
i voted against bush.
i voted against the banning of gay marriges.
i voted for our police and our schools.

i feel......yeah i feel good.

now hopefully.
kerry will create more jobs with better benefits.that i can have.

and if in a couple of years i want to be a lesbian,
i can...
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mat7thew:
"this little four foot ten girl is comming for you!@!
next round you.......me.............and my voting utensil!"



that is too cute...like a button nose or a frisky kitten. really.
ayres:
NO it wont!
You are awsome, not me. Just WATCH YOU.
love
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i've gained on my scar collection.............ironicallly after i had some of the scars covered............

i have a tiny tiny scar on my left pinky that i've had since i don't know how long...i remember it from when i was a wee little one.

i have a scar on my right middle finger's knuckle from a cigarette burn.

i have a scar on my left elbow...
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mnislahi:
cigarette burns
cats
dogs
me being stupid


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wren:
I only have a couple.

I have a couple of scars from chicken pox, one on my face and one on my belly.

I have a scar from a nasty cat scratch on my calf.

That's really about it. I haven't been in enough fights.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! muahahah!

i went to the genatorture's! yeay for lilthvain.

i got to wear a corset from alterego. lots of compliments.

i got to laugh.

i got to smoke.

i got to drink.

i got to see people i haven't seen in a while.

i got to act like everything is OTAY!!!


i'm going back out in that stupid job world tomorrow. stupid fuckin fucks....
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calla2:
smile

I prefer my own toilet.
ally:
genatortures ya!
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so me and slut went to a wedding both of our mutual friends were making a mutual agreement to be loyal to one another for the rest of there lives.....in a catholic wedding(i think not real sure on religon) they ate the cracker and drank the wine.

it was an interesting crowd. it looked more like it could have been a funeral.

then on to...
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mohollyweird:
Hey Sexy-monkey, just saw this last post, how is You doing ...NOW?? love
gonzoe:
so an irish guy and a german guy are sitting in a bar when this iriquoi indian walks up them. 'HOW!' he says. the irish guy says "whatthefuckareyootalkingaboooot?" and then prompty falls off his stool for being sloppy drunk from drinking too much scotch. so then the german guy gets up and begins chasing the indian guy around the bar yelling out "heil hitler" and raising his arm in the air. suddenly, a totally high dutch guy walks out of the bathroom and runs into the german guy, knocking him over. the indian then grabs the irish guy off the floor and then runs out of the bar screaming for help. a swedish guy hears the screaming and runs into the bar to see what's going on. in the corner, he sees and angry nazi about to bead up a poor, defenseless, stoned dutch guy. he starts to walk over to break up the fight when suddenly the teller of this joke has a heart attack and dies.................

actually, i just had no idea where i was going with this.