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Today
I saw a man
using
an empty
whiskey flask
as a walkie-talkie.

Today
I saw a man
with a flaming eightball
tattooed on his arm.
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bionicfemme:
FOO, I was accosted by 80's rappers today! Ah, if only you'd been there...it would have been a fun b-femme/lola adventure for all.

The tourists would have laughed and cried at the same time and Ebert would have given it two thumbs up!
joscelyne:
I'm glad I got to see you at least one more time before I leave! I will miss the lovelier than ever Miss Lola.
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LIES:

I barely even think about you anymore.

The thought of you with someone else doesn't bother me.

I don't miss you at all.

You never really understood me anyway.

I'm over you.

Being single is great!
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bionicfemme:
If it's any consolation, I hand you the deed to my heart.

The key is under the doormat.

GO MEAT BEAT!
bishop:
"size doesn't matter"
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Boohoo...I didn't get a callback from my audition on Saturday. I guess that means I didn't get cast...

*SIGH*

I need to get over my fear of rejection and just go to as many auditions as I can.

Today is the day of the MIDTERM FROM HELL!!! My abnormal psychology test is 40 multiple choice, a full-length essay, and 10 paragraph definitions. EEK!!! I'm so...
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london:
Ahhhh i know how you feel. at least your is on ab psych and not physics like mine!!!!!!!!!
division_x:
I'm under the gun too. Just had a midterm in my digital illustrion class (read adobe illustrator) this week which I know I could have done better. I mean how the hell can I remember all the keyboard shortcuts... huh? And I still have my animation project due in one week which has barely gotten off the ground

And why am I going to Dark Sparkle tonight when i've got work early tommorow AM?

The X Factor
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MR SHOW RULED!!!!

I love you Bob and David!

Castro St. Fair was also awesome, with the lovely Bionicfemme keeping me company all afternoon/evening. We saw a romantic movie about Lewis Carroll the pedophile and observed many scantily clad men in the street. Bio-femme reccomended a book which seems cool so far, and she danced with me in the clothing store to some Ru-Paul song....
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bionicfemme:
Top of the morn to you, lassie!

Mon petit hrisson

If I was your little hedgehog
You could put a red bow on my head
And put me in a white dress and
We could drink tea.

I wouldnt be able to hold the teacup quite right though
So I would just dunk my head in the cup and slurp.
Tasty.

You could put a hedgehog leash on me and
We could go to the park and
If the dogs barked at me I could roll up into a ball
Then they wouldnt be so mean anymore.

You could tell me hedgehog stories
And I would snuffle my nose at the funny parts.
Snuffle.
Snuffle.

SNUFFLE!
bionicfemme:
Hey am I really the best dressed lesbian you know? Whoo hoo! I don't have those cool blue and black stockings you have though. Those R hot.

Didja get the part yet??!!
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Whew. This week is crazy busy! I feel like I've been exhausted for months but really it's only been a few days.

Some old friends from back east are in town this week. They were supposed to leave for Seattle on Tuesday but woke up to find their car broken into. Now they have to stay until the window is fixed. I feel bad but...
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bionicfemme:
Hey guess what??? I just noticed that one of your fave authors is Lewis Carroll. Someone told me yesterday that there's a Lewis Carroll exhibit in the museum of modern art (apparently he was a photographer before he became a writer and all of his stuff is being shown.) I checked it out and it'll be there until Nov. 10, so if it sounds interesting let me know. I think it's only 5 bucks to get in if you're a student. Just thought you might be interested 'cause I read in one of your old journal entries that you like to paint. Ciao! ^_^
solisis:
look for sixsixty and myself at the street fair. we'll be the ones lavishly decorated, holding hands and wearing assless chaps with nothing underneath. and we'll be kissing like newlyweds on a cuban cruise... and mansex. lots and lots of outlandish public displays of brute, maddeningly homosexual mansex.
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What a great day.

I'm exhausted and must pass out now..I will attempt to write more tomorrow.

PS. Bionicfemme rules! (She's got superpowers and can run in high heels!!!)
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london:
hi love i hope i will be in SF again soon and can hang with you :o)
joscelyne:
How are you?? Not working too hard, I hope. And the puppy???!
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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!

I have 2 papers due tomorrow and I'm FREAKING OUT!!!! I hate writing so much. Also I have some project for acting class due tomorrow that's only about 1/3 done, AND tonight I get to pretend to be suicidal in abnormal psychology class. It shouldn't be much of a stretch!

Ok, coffee, shower, class, then I MUST WRITE MY...
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bionicfemme:
Yoyo. So I found out that what I believed to be an afterparty for the poetry thingy is actually a kick-off party...it's going on Friday from 10pm-12am, and it's for both the performers and for people who buy the festival tickets online...would you wanna go? It sounds like it would be cool, it looks like fun. There's some more info at http://www.forwordgirls.com/ along with registration info.

Maybe we could check it out and see if it looks like fun? We could bounce if it gets boring. If you can't pre-register online, maybe we could flirt with/bribe whoever the bouncer is into letting you in? smile
solisis:
i just don't do it
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I hate having to wake up when it's still dark out.
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joscelyne:
i hate waking up.
joscelyne:
dammit i didn't see his post before mine =(
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YAY! I'm finally done editing my new set! It took a lot longer than I expected since I have NO FREE TIME....but it's finally done and burned to cd and ready to hop in the mailbox tomorrow morning. After that it's out of my hands...I guess there's quite a wait for new sets to go up but I don't mind. I certainly took my own...
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bishop:
Lola - I can't wait to see the new set - but can they get any better than the first??? Do we get to see the new nipple ring?
bionicfemme:
Yo. So I was thinking, since we both can't make it to the 1 year shindig due to crap classes, let's celebrate somehow in SF! You want to? That is, if we're both not ill with the bubonic plague?

By the way, your journal response made me crack the fuck up. The tourists would have laughed and cried? Ebert? Ahhhh hahahahahaha! You ROCK!
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Well, I went to the Haight-Ashbury Free Medical Clinic and got a swab test done and apparently I don't have strep again. That's good I guess, but I still feel just as sick as I did last month when I *did* have strep...and now I can't really do anything about it since it's viral...just drink a lot of fluids and hope it goes away.

On...
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solisis:
i think you would feel better if you had more sets up
joscelyne:
Doesn't performing rock?! I wish I were back in theater...