So two customers came in today asking about facial cleansers and I was telling them about my favorite ones. I showed them the Murad Vitalic Foaming Pomegranite Cleanser and said, "this one's really nice, you pump it and it comes out all foamy."
And one of the guys says, "Look at you talking dirty to gay men!"
I did not know that my face could...
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And one of the guys says, "Look at you talking dirty to gay men!"
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BUHHH FOOD COMA.
my pants don't fit anymore! ;(
my pants don't fit anymore! ;(
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bionicfemme:
Oh yeah, and the word "Buhhhh" is like the funniest sound ever
ponyboy_curtis:
how were those delicous looking brownies?
I don't have anything interesting to write about today so I thought I would share some of my favorite humorous links...
http://www.leisuretown.com
mmm, bendy animals!
http://www.jerkcity.com
it's not for everyone (if you are even remotely PC, stay away) but HEEE-LARIOUS COMIX ABOUT DICKLICKING
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliffy/ihateyou
Cliff Yablonski hates you and I hate you too!
http://www.dailyrotten.com
Okay, this is not *technically* a humor site but I always...
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http://www.leisuretown.com
mmm, bendy animals!
http://www.jerkcity.com
it's not for everyone (if you are even remotely PC, stay away) but HEEE-LARIOUS COMIX ABOUT DICKLICKING
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliffy/ihateyou
Cliff Yablonski hates you and I hate you too!
http://www.dailyrotten.com
Okay, this is not *technically* a humor site but I always...
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ponyboy_curtis:
http://transitinfo.org
it works. i was a little skeptical but it worked.
it works. i was a little skeptical but it worked.
chesspieceface:
check this out:
http://maddox.xmission.com/
http://maddox.xmission.com/
They only want you when you're seventeen...
When you're twenty-one
you're no fun
When you're twenty-one
you're no fun
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misha9999999:
ladytron rocks
magxc:
ladytron good. have you seen the video for that track? it's quite haunting
HUH BLUH WHUH WOO
I'm a little exhausted...too much school is driving me insane. I know it's all I ever talk about in this journal but at the moment it's all my life is about. I wish I could be more entertaining for you guys.
I'm a little exhausted...too much school is driving me insane. I know it's all I ever talk about in this journal but at the moment it's all my life is about. I wish I could be more entertaining for you guys.
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edea:
OMG! HEDGEHOGS!?!?!
i have the cutist little fatso of a female hedgehog named Yuffie. she's my baby!
i have the cutist little fatso of a female hedgehog named Yuffie. she's my baby!
ponyboy_curtis:
you take care of you, do what you need to do.
My roommate left shrimp and cocktail sauce out all night on the kitchen counter. Let me describe this lovely scent-sation for you: FUCKING NASTY!
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bionicfemme:
Hey, I just got your post! An X-mas prezzie???? Oh thank you! How nice of you! I still have to give you that little thing I told you about last time I saw you, but this thing I told you about won't be the same as your X-mas present. I think it'll make you laugh.
theheartless:
That hardly compares to my slob-ass roomates. They leave cig butts in the sink, ash on the counter and leave their dirty dishes everywhere. Not to mention that they leave food in the pots and pans on the stove for days before they get the sense enough to place them in the sink. I usually wind up cleaning up after them...sadly enough. I need to lay the smack down!
I
AM
EXHAUSTED
My midterm went okay, I'm pretty sure I got a B. I wasn't as well prepared as last time and I'm kicking myeslf for it.
Today has been pretty awful so far, I performed in acting class and SUCKED, and in dance class my teacher worked us so hard I thought I was going to pass out...I was bright red and shaking...
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AM
EXHAUSTED
My midterm went okay, I'm pretty sure I got a B. I wasn't as well prepared as last time and I'm kicking myeslf for it.
Today has been pretty awful so far, I performed in acting class and SUCKED, and in dance class my teacher worked us so hard I thought I was going to pass out...I was bright red and shaking...
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bionicfemme:
Snip snip? Like a little lobster? Haha! You are so cute.
Get some sleep, dancin' queen. I have to go wring out my panties from the Garbage/Distillers show. Mee-yowwww!
Get some sleep, dancin' queen. I have to go wring out my panties from the Garbage/Distillers show. Mee-yowwww!
ponyboy_curtis:
thanks for the call.
when you have a minute do it again.
when you have a minute do it again.
All this homework is so fucking draining. I'm exhausted but I can't go to bed until i finish reading 3 more chapters in my psych book and write definitions for 14 terms.
I HAVE A MIDTERM TOMORROW AND I'M GOING TO DIE.
I wish I could stress less about school. I always get so anxious and I always end up doing fine. Maybe I have...
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I HAVE A MIDTERM TOMORROW AND I'M GOING TO DIE.
I wish I could stress less about school. I always get so anxious and I always end up doing fine. Maybe I have...
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lila:
i need a haircut...do you know anyone good?
XoXoX, LiLA.
XoXoX, LiLA.
bionicfemme:
Hey you. Will you help me be a bi girl? The dykes on campus are evil evil jerks. 
I don't wanna be like them. They are Satan's agents on earth.
Maybe you can lend me your magic chickens so I can make a wish to be a bi girl?
I don't wanna be like them. They are Satan's agents on earth.
Maybe you can lend me your magic chickens so I can make a wish to be a bi girl?
I was in English class giving a presentation on Raymond Carver and Anton Chekhov when the power went out...it was so cool, it's been storming all evening and a power line got blown down apparently. So class got let out and since it's the only Thursday night I'll have off for a while I'm going to go to 1984 for the first time. I hope...
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bionicfemme:
I didn't mean "them" I meant "it!" Christ! Damn typos!
solisis:
i saw the pewter figurines in the loser store! i think... you know what i think?
i think we should get one of those tables and start rolling up characters! i call I'm on bionic femme's team! we saw the flame thrower in action! and the demon guys posing their pistols with the little flames under them to suspend them in the air... wow!
ps-neer neer neer
i think we should get one of those tables and start rolling up characters! i call I'm on bionic femme's team! we saw the flame thrower in action! and the demon guys posing their pistols with the little flames under them to suspend them in the air... wow!
ps-neer neer neer
I'm very sad that there is not enough of me to go around. At this point there is barely enough of me to even cover work and school, let alone any of me left for other people or *gasp* MYSELF...
I would write more but I have to work on my english paper.
Apologies to everyone I'm neglecting....
I would write more but I have to work on my english paper.
Apologies to everyone I'm neglecting....
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volkov:
getting pulled in to many directions can get ya stretched pretty thin.
hope everything comes back to center for you soon.
and it is still better to be neglected by a Lola than to have attention paid to one by...say...a Jesse Helms.
:-)
oh! and I hope the paper went well!
V
hope everything comes back to center for you soon.
and it is still better to be neglected by a Lola than to have attention paid to one by...say...a Jesse Helms.
:-)
oh! and I hope the paper went well!
V
g_felix:
Hey Lola,
You take care of you first. Don't worry about anything else. We love you anyway!
You take care of you first. Don't worry about anything else. We love you anyway!
sorry. for my bad typing
:tuffy: