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Okay...time out with the silliness. I NEED A GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER QUICK! Since I can't find a regular job, I have to start whoring myself out as an actress again. I just got an email from my agent, and she's PISSED at me for not sending her new headshots. I don't have any money, so I was thinking about just doing another set at the same...
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unclepussy:
i sent off an email to miscdebris. he does some great work but he is in seattle. you might want to drop him a line, check out his profile for some examples.
davidgr:
Move out here and I will take some pics of you... I hope your feeling bettersmile
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If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
confused mad

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thora:
As long as it was just for the articles...
cherry:
Thank you Sweetie!! You're not too bad yourself wink kiss

Cherry xx
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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-I feel better now wink
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unclepussy:
i love reading your journal entries.

marry me goddamnit! smile
frank_castle:
milwaukie elementary, salem,stayton,grants pass,corvallis,albany, alot of high schools i moved alot
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Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and...
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mistersuperhate:
you're not dying. you just cant think of anything good to do.
cherry:
It's never a dull thing - especially when you're telling it; mistress of telling stories tongue

Cherry xx
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Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and...
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drnecessitor:
History's not dull at all! It's like a good story, except it's...uh...real. Wait a minute....

I think I read the Jesse James story in a book that had the look & feel of rough, hand-tooled leather.
mephausto:
see, but you forgot to mention that the secretary was busy filling out forms for other patients, which involved writing down their name, their height, their weight, their attire, their disposition, their complextion, their phrenological profile, their eye color, their hair color, the length of their fingernails, the color of their skin, their armaments at the time, their horse color and the horse's health, and the time of day.

I mean, the more you get into it, the more exciting the story is.
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I've always wondered why people get so upset when they find out they have a stalker.

I'd be flattered to discover that I was being stalked. At least you'd know that SOMEONE has you in their thoughts. smile Especially if they stood outside of my window furiously masterbating. It'd be nice to know that someone wanted to take time out of their busy life just to...
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estrada:
What if it wasn't a stalker, but an overly ethusiastic bill collecter who happens to be a chronic masterbater and then gets swallowed whole by a snake?

It could happen.
mobprod:
75% chance... HAH!
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I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb higher." "No," I said. "I think we should be heading back now." "We have time," Nick insisted. I said we didn't, and Nick said we did. We argued back and forth like that for about 20 minutes, then finally decided...
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frank_castle:
if you are robboing a bank and your pants fall down , it is ok to laugh and let the hostages laugh too, cause come on, life is funny


deep thoughts by LL Cool J, (Ladies Love Cool John)
davidgr:
I miss you Homiesmile
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If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

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frank_castle:
do you still have contact with him, he is a family friend my cousins hang out with him and i have met him like twice when i was a young lad, oh and if you download music try a listen to this song Corky and the juice pigs - pants, you will laugh it's a fun song, yeah so i am doing SB , and i want to say sorry in advance... you might become blind, ok you take care and have a nice and pretty night
robotscrushheart:
or you could throw a pumpkin grenade so that all the survivors can eat pumpkin pie.
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What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know...

skull Lenore skull

-Oh, and if anyone's curious, I posted a couple pics of me with my naturally blonde hair in the 'DepressionOutlet' group. (There weren't any other photosets there). My hair is NOT blonde now...those pics were taken in highschool, sillies!

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frank_castle:
if you are still home before you go out with nex maybe i can come i have nothing to do plus i need to find where they sell lucky's cartons, maybe nex knows i have just nothing to do today, so peace out
frank_castle:
a beautiful song

Corky and the Juice Pigs - Janitor

In the style of Neil Young:

He lives down by the furnace
Janitor, Janitor
And he makes the young kids nervous
Janitor, Janitor
He tells everybody to call him Tony
But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony
Janitor, Janitor

He's got a lot of charms
Janitor, Janitor
Like the prison tattoos on his arms
Janitor, Janitor
He cleans the bathroom and tells dirty jokes
He dresses like a woman and rolls his own smokes
He's the Janitor, Janitor

Hey there Neil, how ya doin'

Hey, not too bad.

Hey, I guess I saw you talkin' to the janitor this morning

Well, strange thing...I went in early, eh, to practice my volleyball spike in the gym and he was buffin' the floor with that electronic, buffomatic floor waxing thing he's got, eh? ANd so I was trying to spike, eh, and he was tryin' to buff all around me as I was tryin' to spike, and I said, "Hey pal, I'm tryin' to concentrate, Mr. Janitor, and I wanna work on my spike." And he said, "Oh yeah?" And he dressed up like Kate Smith and touched himself on the leg with a big wooden spoon and then he waxed me so hard I felt the hairs givin' way on myself, and then I make a little kind of oven mitt with what I could put back together.

How's your spike now?

Brilliant!

I guess it would be.

Hey Neils! Neil! Neils! Neils! Neil alert!

I was talkin' to the Janitor this mornin' too, ya know.

Ohhhhhhh...

Yeah, he took me down, he took me down behind the furnace

Oh really?

And he showed me that sausage collection that he's got.

I heard he only has one.

Yeah but it's real pretty.

One day I wanna be like him
Janitor, Janitor
Masturbating as I clean the gym
Janitor, Janitor
I think it must be a really nice life
Cleaning your nails with a hunting knife
Being stained yellow, the rest of your life.
Janitor, Janitor

maybe that brings a tear to your eye cause it hits alittle to close to home, high school Janitors are creepy ,peace out
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I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy...
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frank_castle:
i'm going to be suave and slick and make you melt, here i go, To gaze upon your beauty is be showered with a warm and brilliant light that is sooo beautiful it's hard to tear your eyes away from, to be with you for one minute would bring happiness exceed all mountains tops, to feel you touch would be like diving into a a room full of silk,satin,and mink, i hope that you are on the floor cause my words were so powerful, you take care
bogiebeau:
Where the hell do you come up with this stuff?!?!?! Are you that bored??? Lenore, i am worried!! HA!

come visit me!!! my life is boring right now! No girl, no grandma, no fun, i can find a 2 way ticket for like 200 bucks sometimes, you just have to tell me.