WOULD YOU RATHER...
have sexual organs that glow red like E.T.'s heart when you are attracted to someone
-OR-
have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Get caught raping a chiken
-OR-
wake up from a drunken night only to discover that the supermodel that you THOUGHT you made sweet love to last night was really a...
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have sexual organs that glow red like E.T.'s heart when you are attracted to someone
-OR-
have the faint sound of playground chatter perpetually emanating from your crotch?
WOULD YOU RATHER...
Get caught raping a chiken
-OR-
wake up from a drunken night only to discover that the supermodel that you THOUGHT you made sweet love to last night was really a...
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katie:
dude, i would love it if my crotch glowed! how rad would that be?
zombiehead2:
hmmm...the first one...
bok bok skull!
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mobprod:
"Are you crazy, is that your problem?"
Recognize that line?
Recognize that line?
I hate 2% milk. It tastes like cheese. Nonfat milk is truly the way to go.
If you find this journal entry boring, then go eat a bag of HELL!
If you find this journal entry boring, then go eat a bag of HELL!
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cherry:
No fat milk allll the way baby 
If you + I ever get to meet up + I don't die from astonishment of your beauty we should do a set pouring nonfat milk on our bellies and picking our noses. Yum!
Cherry xx
If you + I ever get to meet up + I don't die from astonishment of your beauty we should do a set pouring nonfat milk on our bellies and picking our noses. Yum!
Cherry xx
zombiehead2:
yes, nonfat milk is the way to go...
eating a bag of hell sounds interesting...i think i'm going to go try that...
eating a bag of hell sounds interesting...i think i'm going to go try that...
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
Lenore
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mistersuperhate:
Batrtender? Actually, give me TWO of what Lenore's having.
davidgr:
how are you? I like to get drunk too
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff...
Lenore
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onefoolishline:
mmmmmmm...daffodils...tulips...my favourite....HEY! that's my stash of authentic madonna cone bras!....oh hahaha...
thanks for the welcome...
thanks for the welcome...
tib0r:
hi tootsie, great shade of lipstick 
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new name for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head."Normally you would think that "Fly Head" would mean a person who has beautiful swept-back features, as if flying through the air. But think again. Couldn't it also mean "having a head like a fly"? I'm afraid some people might actually think...
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crazydasaint:
Or somebody could think that you have a zipper installed in your scalp for easier brain access.
nisi:
your new set is stunning. you are silly sally, non? silly sally with beautiful features. i hope all is well with skeleton princess.
nisi
nisiWHAT THE? HOLY MOTHER FUCKBAGS!!! I HAVE ANOTHER SET UP!!!
Thanks everybody for the comments!
Lenore
Thanks everybody for the comments!
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jurasic:
You're hairy???
nex_flamma:
Nice new set. Im impressed. Plus, I dig that blue wig.
And yes, I will be calling you. I've gotta work most of the early day tomorrow, but I'll call you after that. I promise.
Oh, and as a side note to what Brie said earlier; you look a lot like a girl I know too. Hehe.
[Edited on Apr 13, 2003]
And yes, I will be calling you. I've gotta work most of the early day tomorrow, but I'll call you after that. I promise.
Oh, and as a side note to what Brie said earlier; you look a lot like a girl I know too. Hehe.
[Edited on Apr 13, 2003]
SOME WORDS I MADE UP....
*GARK = gay shark
*SKELONY = the skeleton of a pony
*RABY -pronounced 'rabie' = a red baby
*CACKLE TEETH = fucked up teeth
*MASTERGATOR = someone who masterbates to alligators...or masterbates with alligators...or whatever
*VAMDACIOUS = a word used to describe a really kick ass Van Damm movie (unfortunately I've never been able to use it).
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*GARK = gay shark
*SKELONY = the skeleton of a pony
*RABY -pronounced 'rabie' = a red baby
*CACKLE TEETH = fucked up teeth
*MASTERGATOR = someone who masterbates to alligators...or masterbates with alligators...or whatever
*VAMDACIOUS = a word used to describe a really kick ass Van Damm movie (unfortunately I've never been able to use it).
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ccbaxter:
I really don't know why these are so funny...
...But they are.
...But they are.
lesa:
Don't forget CANKLES.
I'll let you ponder that one.
I'll let you ponder that one.
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
Lenore
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cherry:
Good tip, thanking you, misstress
I am now keeping a book in my pocket at all times... it's called : "Lenore's Tips on Life"
Cherry xx
I am now keeping a book in my pocket at all times... it's called : "Lenore's Tips on Life"
Cherry xx
theheartless:
thanks L- you are rad!
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait...I guess that's like a regular window.
Lenore
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drnecessitor:
What about...er...uh...*
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
davidgr:
I love your great wisdom......dont change babe