kraven

What time do you get it done? 4:00 a.m.?

Jeebus hun, do you ever not look beautiful? Great pics, you even look gorgeous with dye marks

That list .... fuck ... where do I start? lol I was going to say which one I thought was the most disturbing but how do you pick just one? lol

Yer a sick fuck, but that's why you rule

Have a great weekend.

p.s. joke of the day for ya:

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled to the brim with $10 bills. The man approaches the bartender and asks, "What's up with the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."

"What are the three tests?" asks the man

"Gotta pay first."

So the guy gives him the $10 bucks, and the bartender adds it to the jar.

"OK, here's what you have to do. First, you have to drink that whole bottle of pepper tequila -- the WHOLE thing at once -- and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."

"Well, I know I've paid my $10 bucks," says the man, "but I'm not an idiot. No wonder you've collected so much money -- that's impossible!"

The new guy proceeds to drink several whiskeys, and eventually, he gets up his nerve.

"Wherez zat teeqeelah?" he slurs.

He grabs the bottle of pepper tequila with both hands and downs it, gulp by gulp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back. Everyone in the bar hears a huge scuffle outside -- barking, yelping and growling, then silence.

Just when they think the man must be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and gashes across his body.

"NOW," he says, "wherez at ol' lady with the sore tooth?"

Do you have an umbrella? Turn that frown upside down and you have an instant umbrella.

well thanks for the info, and my week just got over so I get to start a weekend

HELLO THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORDS IN MY PLEASANT SUMMER TIME SET. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO SEND THOSE COLORS. THANKS!

man its been a long time since iv heard that nirvana song, i miss tha band

And i never knew that about the apples/coffee thing, very intrsesting xx

i learned i laughed i growed i love your blog
i looked for you on metalink didnt find ya ilook again in a bit

Had you heeded prior advice, I'd be giving you body runs already and you wouldn't be feeling so bad!

i review it in my blog

checked it out 5 times already....F-ing LOVE IT!!!

Guy walks into a confessional and says to the priest, "bless me father for I have sinned. I'm 85 years old and today I made love to a 20 year old virginn. The priest says "I don't recognize your voice. Are you a member of this parish?" The man responds "no father. As a matter of fact, I'm Jewish." Amazed, the priest says "well then, what are you telling me for?" To which the man replies: "father, I'm 85, she's 20....I'm telling everybody."

good morning

Hey gorgeous! Just wanted to say hey. Still mooching internet, lol. Go to divorce court Friday! Woohoo!

have a nice day hun

i hope you enjoyed your hump day thoroughly, i know i did! haha, every time i see your blog i end up watching beat it and getting it stuck in my head for a couple hours, thanks