Tuesday Jun 20, 2006

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"Hindu bitch discredits family and gets fucked by white guy on horse."

Huh. I thought i had seen it all...on Limewire at least. But, my search for Family Guy episodes has shown me that porn video titles to lure initially innocent downloaders to view some crappy kitty porn site URL are getting creative. Good job guys.
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assh0le:
I feel it's disgusting that you can find kitty porn LIKE THIS on this website.

I'm fairly sure that someone slipped her some catnip before that was taken. Nice pussy though.
h_man:
If there only was some imagery to accompany the caption...

Monday May 29, 2006

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How do you guys feel about SG going full-on crotch shots?

I don't really feel either way, just think it's interesting how policies change. I remember back in the day when it was a big no no.
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stillbreathing:
Yeah, I sorta thought it was still a no-no until seeing so many as of late...I remember my friends sent in a set and they denied it, saying that there was too many crotch shots throughout....Interesting indeed...
halbermensch:
i think the entirety of the human body is great, including the crotch. sometimes it can be beautiful and alluring, but i love suggestive work as well. i like an air of unpredictability - of how is this set going to end? If it all ends the same way, with full on crotch shots, then ugh. But, if there is a "you never know what's going to happen, maybe..." then this is Eros. but then again, that is just speaking from the perspective of the spectator. I think if the women who are modelling feel degradation as a result of it, then I am not for it. are the women on the site also being asked this question and their autonomy being respected? If not, then it sickens. If yes, it's a win-win from where I am uh...standing?

Friday May 19, 2006

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MY BLUES TOUR UPDATE



You ever have a dream about something and then it TOTALLY HAPPENS and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Ah, that's a glitch in the Matrix...Ha ha h...he..eh.....oh. That fuckin' movie." Well, Washington DC has been EXACTLY how I imagined it. I think I could've drawn the city: Drab mono-height buildings with ritzy marble on the inside and...
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erica:
I lived in DC for four years. I miss it like something serious. I live in Portland now. I should come see you and your band one night..
winnie:
yep write to me when you need a recommendation! but i guess you're far away now.....

...someday i will be able to visit portland again. out here in the desert, absolutely everything seems far away!

kiss

Wednesday May 10, 2006

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DONT EVER GET AN AMEX.

Hey guys. I don't know if I've ever told you, but I fancy myself a bit of a 'professional consumer." I love to research products and give feedback to companies to help them serve people better etc. I'm a dork about it and I love doing it. i"m one of those people that will help a friend shop just to...
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fatality:
Hey, you should join the book exchange group for SGs!

xo
mattereaterlad:
I think credit cards are evil, altogether. That's why I only have 3.

Tuesday Apr 25, 2006

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1. OMG, Steve Reich and I had a moment. Now is that best time of the year when there's residual crispness in the air but the horny hotness is setting in and you get that same feeling, just sitting on your roof, that you get when you just finished a fantastic book. Summer is air becomes dirty and buzzy with energy from all the memories...
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miguelitooooo:
soooo rad yr playing with dungen!!! got to be in seattle unfortunately for the emp pop music studies whahoosamitz. steve reich rules. hope you are swell and stuff.
stillbreathing:
"Summer is air becomes dirty and buzzy with energy from all the memories you're about to make, that will make you sad when you're older."

Incredible... biggrin

Friday Apr 21, 2006

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RANDOM SEX TIPS FOR BOYS #1

When enjoying a woman's company (front door but back view), be sure to NOT grab on her butt pulling in opposite directions. This is totally uncomfortable and leads to excretions that will make her feel less than proper (like it's her fault). Stick to back or theighs. THANKS!!!


RANDOM SAYIN THINGS TIPS FOR GIRLS #2

Don't say "Oh, that's...
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9ine:
Thank you smile
kellmcqueen:
botox will cure that nothing like a little poison to freeze your face in time.............are you speaking from experience about tip #1 ?

Tuesday Apr 18, 2006

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DON'T EVER GET INTO MAKING MUSIC AS A HOBBY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............

It is the most expensive, addictive, degenerative disease out there. Every piece of equipment you buy, you will need to get the better one two months later as soon as you find out what it's limitations are. Because music is taken as a "serious" hobby, people mistakenly accept it's expenses as necessary, which makes it...
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grimjack:
So, did you have a good time at SXSW???
miguelitooooo:
AWWWW, that made me feel special when you called me a pussy. Hope you are swell and stuff. Hope you write another big fucking funny-ass piece in the Merc soooooooon.

Monday Mar 20, 2006

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Update from Kinko's AUSTIN SEXAS!

I. THE FESTIVAL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
I'm wallowing in apres fun's over depressions/ AKA sxsw festival hangover/ AKA My plane doesn't leave for another three hours/ AKA Why am I putting Ariel Pink on repeat and walking through the streets bumming myself out/AKA Where in God's name are the other fest dip shits that didn't buy a return ticket...
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pennywyze:
Have a hectic day! wink
kellmcqueen:
How did you fend off your pimple faced gangsta goon???????????

Sunday Mar 19, 2006

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sxsw
Jenna Update From Bottom of Country:

I'm not quite done with my Pedialyte daily ration yet, so let's make this brief and to the point.... POWER point (with words).

I. LUKE WILSON SIGHTING

As Adam and I walked from a broken down taxi to our hotel, we totally....saw.....Luke....WILSON. He looked haggard, he was by himself and just he was basically just mellowing out on...
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winnie:
wow...i haven't seen an albatross in about 6 years but they were amazing then...do they still have that radical lady singer?
joubee:
YUP, that was me. small world.

Tuesday Mar 07, 2006

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I TOTALLY JUST GOT A HUGE GIFT OF TIME SO FINALLY I GET TO REDO MY PAGE. GET READY FOR AN AMAAAAAZING UPDATE OF SELF-INVOLVED SMATTERING DRIVEL!!!! yessss. I also promise to send in my cds of photoshoots I've done. They're piling up but my drive is jammed so I'm not able to edit them, guess I'll just send them all in. The money is...
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modestmike:
patiently waiting that update baby doll.
kellmcqueen:
you get paid for photo shoots eeek eeek eeek I thought this was all done voluntarily...... biggrin
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