jordan

wow. i was drunk. and i had started writing an entry and then i stopped. cos i was talking to my woman, saya. so how is every1? today was pretty rad. work went smooth, made a lot of tips, and last night i sent ashley land off to this screenwritersrus zine. they're having a contest and the ten finalists will be featured in the magazine...
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time for some reading boys and girls. hey saya, i can't wait to get makeovers and raise hell with you, my lady ahahahaha. i managed to get up this morning and write. here's the beginning of a script i'm working on. and now its time to go to work

'Minute Food'

Opening Scene:

Dead leaves blow across the top of a white four-door Toyota. It...
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what the fuck does this mean: sex babe, sex. what the fuck does that mean. why the fuck would someone email me that? goddamn it warren i miss you, you sexy bitch, up on the roof in your ripped jeans with your gun and your smokes. jesus fuggin christ. i'm in a weird mood. i need a shower. i just feel like saying fuck some...
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saya just told me to write some new shit. and i have to do everything she tells me to now. ahahaha.

so............what's new? yesterday i had to construct a homemade bra. it appears my tits are getting bigger. so i cut up this tank top and tied it in the back to keep the puppies from bouncing around. pretty nifty. maybe i'll post a pic...
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We come with our guns and lipstick, so stick, stick, stick em up. Ahahaha..

Saya is coming here in July. We are gonna raise Hell. It will be hotter than Hell. Well share toys, get drunk, make fun of people who dont know how to dress. (Like this chick I saw the other day in Williamsburg, wearing some dumb red/white checkered thing. I wanted to...
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i love you
you know that.

everything you feel now in your life, you should feel. things will get much better, i promise.

you said something so wonderful when we first talked. i can't put it as beautifully as you did. but you said the world would be boring if it wasn't for artists, if it wasn't for the people who didn't have all the...
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Saya, this is especially for you cos you kept asking hahaahha, me and my 1950s vibrator......i found it at the junk shop down the street....you might say eeeeeew, but i washed it i swear. so back to play and my book about a hot gay dude and alien abductions. night-night.

update: i just bought 'cities of the red night ' by burroughs and 'speed' by...
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for YOU

blue milk

You scare me
You move me
Your eyes blanket me
As my knees kiss the floor
And I look up and wait for direction
You make me cry when you dont know it
For everything youve been through
And youve become such an incredible man

Now we both know it

A crowd of kids stand out on the street
They throw...
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SO saya and i just confessed our love to each other. I am her Turbo Lover i wonder if this means i don't have to introduce her to my uncle's cousin's son, dale earnhardt jr..........haha......... warren, where r u? she said you'd prolly spank me for flirting with her and such mmwahahaha.........so, later i'll post pics like i said, and you guys can check out...
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