Today was incredible. I took a first aid kit to my soul. I didnt have anything with alcohol in it! I reconnected with myself both mentally and sexually. I got some really good writing done and me and treason saw the most AMAZING film, shopgirl, go see it!! Its a beautiful charm of a film. I was in such the perfect mood for it. (see...
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i'm about to taker a long hot shower. my sleepy face is puffy. i wish i could find some of my mix tapes i made when i was 18 to listen to, with lemonheads, beastie boys, liz phair, pop will eat itself, smashing pumpkins and such. if i could go back in time and retrieve something that would be it, no question. i think on...
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devilmaycry317:
gah!! 
i wasnt paying attention! thats cheating!!!
i wasnt paying attention! thats cheating!!!
jena:
You can have my bottom for free. I'll save it fo you. And I'll even wear these panties right up until I put them in the mail for you.......
oh fuck wait, that's from my panties for sale ad.
Wake up, Stella!
I was browsing imdb's facts for The Boondock Saints, and I thought I saw an Ellis homage in it--they confirmed it--the sign on the front door to the strip club was indeed the first line of Psycho.
Fantastic!
Have you vomited yet, my love?
oh fuck wait, that's from my panties for sale ad.
Wake up, Stella!
I was browsing imdb's facts for The Boondock Saints, and I thought I saw an Ellis homage in it--they confirmed it--the sign on the front door to the strip club was indeed the first line of Psycho.
Fantastic!
Have you vomited yet, my love?
So I have been tagged. I present to you Jordans 20 confessions.
1) I own a vibrator I found at a thrift store.
2) I had such a hardcore make out session with this girl once that I woke up with bruises the size of my hands covering my inner thighs, arms and breasts. I was in so much pain I almost went to a...
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1) I own a vibrator I found at a thrift store.
2) I had such a hardcore make out session with this girl once that I woke up with bruises the size of my hands covering my inner thighs, arms and breasts. I was in so much pain I almost went to a...
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wendy:
you can. i'll be in new york the 26th and 27th 
cain:
chino moreno hugged you five times. this makes me love you more, just a little bit though. i would still love you if chino didn't huge you five times, really, I would. Huge you? I meant hug. Hahahha. Huge you. I crack myself up sometimes.
xoxo
xoxo
so my manuscript, 'Demonic,' is now in the hands of Jane Dystel Agency, best known for the success of Helen Fielding's 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' the agency was more upscale than I expected and i was a little nervous going up to the suite, but once it was dropped off i felt relieved and had the best cigarette of my life. i then went to L'Angelo...
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wendy:
i am SO excited for you, that's amazing. i hope it works out. my fingers are crossed for you..
a favorite in hip hop. i have so many... big pun, method man, mos def, dj quik, andre benjamin or just outkast in general, ghostface, umm umm umm, biggie, T.I., sometimes I like kanye but it really really depends so I guess I wouldn't consider him a favorite.
ooh ooh and guess what darling... it's a possibility i will be in new york soon......
a favorite in hip hop. i have so many... big pun, method man, mos def, dj quik, andre benjamin or just outkast in general, ghostface, umm umm umm, biggie, T.I., sometimes I like kanye but it really really depends so I guess I wouldn't consider him a favorite.
ooh ooh and guess what darling... it's a possibility i will be in new york soon......
ohcrapimdying:
you didnt get the cd? dammit i'll have to send another one now... i'll try to get it out tomorrow, i ran out of press kits, i sent you one the first time with stickers and shit, but i will send you out a cd again, although i think i am all out of stickers
you didnt get the cd? dammit i'll have to send another one now... i'll try to get it out tomorrow, i ran out of press kits, i sent you one the first time with stickers and shit, but i will send you out a cd again, although i think i am all out of stickersyay! let's hear it for alcohol and friends who come out in the rain to get me drunk very awesome day. i am meeting a literary agent in person this week to hand him Demonic and some other stuff i am happy. drunk and happy. not drunk and passed out. which is a first. mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm 
i wanna watch halloween over and over. michael myers gets...
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very awesome day. i am meeting a literary agent in person this week to hand him Demonic and some other stuff i am happy. drunk and happy. not drunk and passed out. which is a first. mmmmmmhmmmmmmmm
i wanna watch halloween over and over. michael myers gets...
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mckenzie:
awww im a favorite! 
jena:
"Major attitude" huh!?!? My children? Never. Gitsie is a big screamer all the time, will get right in your face and just YELL, so maybe. And Lourdes pees where she please so I guess I should agree with you.
Now we both have profile pics of us layin' down sexy. Thank you mama.
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sweet (young) pea.
Now we both have profile pics of us layin' down sexy.
Thank you mama.
,
sweet (young) pea.
So I am watching Martha Stewart and wondering where part of my finger went last night. Yeah, I feel pretty cracked out right now. I was having pretty bad pains in my brain but my hangover is starting to wear off thanks to this awesome coffee (I know I should be drinking water but no worries, the ice will soon melt) so slowly parts of...
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charlemagne:
As long as you didn't puke and only had a hangover and sore finger, it must have been a wonderful night!
We've had some pretty weird poop episodes at the store which make one wonder what kind of perverts live in this world. I won't go into these incidents because it is all too nuts! Of course, like you said, who does the clean up? Yours truly! No one except the culprit knows who did the deed, so I come out hating everybody! I'm an equal opportunity hater!
We've had some pretty weird poop episodes at the store which make one wonder what kind of perverts live in this world. I won't go into these incidents because it is all too nuts! Of course, like you said, who does the clean up? Yours truly! No one except the culprit knows who did the deed, so I come out hating everybody! I'm an equal opportunity hater!
hyde:
Zombie it is then, hahaha!!!!
Sure send me the info, you can use the SG contact thing or go through my site I have linked on my page.
[Edited on Oct 24, 2005 4:38PM]
Sure send me the info, you can use the SG contact thing or go through my site I have linked on my page.
[Edited on Oct 24, 2005 4:38PM]
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otogluap:
Hey there, I am pretty new to SG and I happen to look at your page. You are very very hot, and I love your pics. Keep it up. 
I vote for you to carry a plant.
I vote for you to carry a plant.
aw101373:
Thank you Jordan for the Happy Birthday!!! Just got back into town from seein bunches of friends and partying like tomorrow wouldn't come...or next week for that matter! 
Had one hell of a time as always.
Had one hell of a time as always. went to go see a wonderful film tonight, Before The Fall, beautifully shot and well written. i can't remember the last time i cried watching a film. it was brilliant. i've been feeling a little dry lately, wanting a reason to cry - i think i'm dumb, maybe just happy - sometimes i really, really need to cry.
anyway, i love my new raincoat....
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anyway, i love my new raincoat....
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1983boy:
Hey kid , thanks for hitting me up with a request. i just checked out your sets, pretty stunning, Im also a big fan of your answers to this profile thingie over here on this side
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GETS ME HOT: boy on boy action.
Awesome go you! Im a big fan of that also.
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GETS ME HOT: boy on boy action.
Awesome go you! Im a big fan of that also.
wendy:
oh man. i'll give you a bath. definitely.
My teeth feel weird.
An aspiring poet drowned today after jumping into the Hudson River to save a bag of his writing.
Anyway it is almost time for a long rainy weekend. Haha. Awesome. Tomorrow we will receive queer as folk and return of the dead or night of the returning living dead or whatever. Ive had too many sangrias.
And next Friday night me...
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An aspiring poet drowned today after jumping into the Hudson River to save a bag of his writing.
Anyway it is almost time for a long rainy weekend. Haha. Awesome. Tomorrow we will receive queer as folk and return of the dead or night of the returning living dead or whatever. Ive had too many sangrias.
And next Friday night me...
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jena:
I would prefer a cop. I hear the cops here take payoffs from the dealers. I'm working on developing a pot habit, don't forget!
hellblazer:
Don't take anything I said personally. You know I've nothing but respect for you.
I'm grateful for the few friends I've made here, and my comments are no reflection on any of them.
My complaints are with the management. And they actually have very little to do with the drama that I understand transpired while I was gone. More something I was beginning to get a sense of before I left.
That said, I welcome your argument and will try to keep my eyes and my mind open...
By the way, I know I owe you a phone call. Coming soon...
I'm grateful for the few friends I've made here, and my comments are no reflection on any of them.
My complaints are with the management. And they actually have very little to do with the drama that I understand transpired while I was gone. More something I was beginning to get a sense of before I left.
That said, I welcome your argument and will try to keep my eyes and my mind open...
By the way, I know I owe you a phone call. Coming soon...
right now outside the window of my 4th story loft in brooklyn i can see the empire state building, its glow fires up thin smoky clouds rolling by against a solid grey blanketed overcast sky. the sight is absolutely remarkable. nah, i guess not as hot as the dude on Prison Break, tho, or all the hot dudes on Queer As Folk - my brain...
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jena:
Oh please, I was listening to the Vines today...their Beatles cover? AMAZING, unreal. I'd like to hear their Beatles ripoff that was on thier first album...was in "Factory"?? Uncanny. 
SO don't feel bad, I am crazy too. Oh and the last Strokes album (would that be current?) makes my fishstick hard as well.
I am fucked...how about you? And I don't see a little balloon yet next to the b-day boy's name!! Let's have at it already!
I'd like to hear their Beatles ripoff that was on thier first album...was in "Factory"?? Uncanny. SO don't feel bad, I am crazy too. Oh and the last Strokes album (would that be current?) makes my fishstick hard as well.
I am fucked...how about you? And I don't see a little balloon yet next to the b-day boy's name!!
Let's have at it already!
cinnamon:
ciao jordan!!!!....i am back..was a pitty didn't meet u... 
helllllo everybody
i can't believe it - i'm in a GOOD mood it is finally fall, my mp3 player is stuffed with Placebo, Psychedelic Furs and OLD Liz Phair i am going to check out a flick with treason tonight. dunno what yet, maybe Hedwig and the Angry Inch even though we've seen it but its a great film 
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i can't believe it - i'm in a GOOD mood
it is finally fall, my mp3 player is stuffed with Placebo, Psychedelic Furs and OLD Liz Phair i am going to check out a flick with treason tonight. dunno what yet, maybe Hedwig and the Angry Inch even though we've seen it but its a great film and this weekend Kanye West is... Read More
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apple_addict:
ok cool, sounds awesome
UPDATE: awww, everyone go visit mellisa she did an amazing illustration of me. i'm stunned and very flattered.
ugh, i'm sick. blah. but other than that i'm good.
I guess it takes certain people to understand S/M and how one becomes to feel safe tied up and powerless. I for one thoroughly get it. Conservatives see things in black and white. Its nauseating. I HATE...
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ugh, i'm sick. blah. but other than that i'm good.
I guess it takes certain people to understand S/M and how one becomes to feel safe tied up and powerless. I for one thoroughly get it. Conservatives see things in black and white. Its nauseating. I HATE...
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mellisa:
ill tie you up and....well lets save that for aim shall we?
go check my journal out, theres somethign in there you might like *crosses fingers* i hope!
go check my journal out, theres somethign in there you might like *crosses fingers* i hope!
jena:
It esp nice to get to pee on people when they deserve it. Or at least if they beg proper.
Did you catch L & O??
Oh no, you are not watching the Top Model stuff. They tell 90 pound girls to lose weight! I saw it once! Then again I watched the new Martha show before L & O and LOVED it. I have always been a fan, dammit.
I am doing nothing as usual....I watched a weird punk documentary. Wanted to watch AmerPsych (I made sure to steal it from my last fuckass roommie) but it's already 2am.....maybe I should just read it instead now. Beddy......
What's in your world, turboluva???
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Peas
Or at least if they beg proper.
Did you catch L & O??
Oh no, you are not watching the Top Model stuff. They tell 90 pound girls to lose weight! I saw it once! Then again I watched the new Martha show before L & O and LOVED it. I have always been a fan, dammit.
I am doing nothing as usual....I watched a weird punk documentary. Wanted to watch AmerPsych (I made sure to steal it from my last fuckass roommie) but it's already 2am.....maybe I should just read it instead now. Beddy......
What's in your world, turboluva???
,
Peas
we must make our plans for new york.