me: so if you were a zombie what part of me would you eat first?
him: your leg
me: why?
him: so you couldn't get away
him: your leg
me: why?
him: so you couldn't get away
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Goin down memory lane white trash style..
I have this picture of James Hetfeild on my laptop wallpaper thingy. Its very comforting to mehes only sixteen in the picture, him and his guitar and this weird hat people wear, I guess, when their about to go croc hunting or whatever. Its just good to be reminded people, no matter how famous they become, were once...
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I have this picture of James Hetfeild on my laptop wallpaper thingy. Its very comforting to mehes only sixteen in the picture, him and his guitar and this weird hat people wear, I guess, when their about to go croc hunting or whatever. Its just good to be reminded people, no matter how famous they become, were once...
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apple_addict:
ok my journal says what im going to do about the florida thing read it if you want lol
devilmaycry317:
you should have madball playing in your opening scene :-)
Must brag - the agent is interested! She wants to read "Demonic" and my girl gang story 
she said it was great to find a "dark and innovative" synopsis in her mailbox this morning 
AHAHAHAHA I'm in New York. I found an agent. ahahahahaha k, i'll shut up now.
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fenway:
congrats!! 
loveonaplate:
congrats! i love your new set by the way! 
mmmmmm. Im lonely. Everyone is out that I know. Ahaha. Like both of em. Rehearsing in the studio. Or I was making a zombie movie. K, I believe you. Cos I couldnt make something up like that. not even me. Yeah. I feel like someone stole my brain. Im just sitting here watching law n order. I wish I had some food. Then again Im...
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alottanada:
write me something short and magical
i love writers...you guys are loco 
i love writers...you guys are loco
ahriman:
I know. I remember the good old days, when you had only a few select friends. It was like having a beautiful girl all to myself.
But alas, times change. It's amazing what being naked on the intraweb will do for your social life eh?
We should talk more.
But alas, times change. It's amazing what being naked on the intraweb will do for your social life eh?
We should talk more.
OMG last night the UU Gallery in East Williamsburg attracted quite a buzz. An agent from McIntosh and Otis Inc. was told to take any manuscript she wanted and she took MINE 
so hopefully she'll love 'leave me tied to your bed and walk away' and she'll read my new book, too flippin sweet. this makes me soooooooooooooo happy. i've been wanting to look for...
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last night the UU Gallery in East Williamsburg attracted quite a buzz. An agent from McIntosh and Otis Inc. was told to take any manuscript she wanted and she took MINE so hopefully she'll love 'leave me tied to your bed and walk away' and she'll read my new book, too flippin sweet. this makes me soooooooooooooo happy. i've been wanting to look for... Read More
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jena:
hahhah! my God do you mean Rocky? that's the only one i can think of --- he wore the tiny gold trunks. a diaper could be close to it.
fortunately Dr Frank smelled just fine. He was lovely.
i forgot how great some of those songs are. i always went nuts for Hot Pattootie-always my favorite.
fortunately Dr Frank smelled just fine. He was lovely.
i forgot how great some of those songs are. i always went nuts for Hot Pattootie-always my favorite.
ahriman:
Congrats on the potential agent!
How are you in general? Good I hope.
How are you in general? Good I hope.
This ad is funny: Indie, voodoo coffee shop seeks responsible, espresso-loving, barista with retail experience to make drinks, keep place clean and sell retail. Must love the French Quarter, not be afraid to talk to people,have a positive attitude and be willing to work. No jaded bastards or crackwhores, please.
Im a jaded bastard. Who isnt a jaded bastard when they need a day job...
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Im a jaded bastard. Who isnt a jaded bastard when they need a day job...
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mellisa:
wish i could!
im thinking about mabey tryin to market my pics..someone suggested a calendar..lol i dunno but if i do ill send you one!
have you been watching six feet under?
you should be!
im thinking about mabey tryin to market my pics..someone suggested a calendar..lol i dunno but if i do ill send you one!
have you been watching six feet under?
you should be!
hyde:
Thanx for the birthday wishes.
This might be the very first time Ive ever gone to see a film alone. It just may as well be the case. This day started out stupid, with god and gum. These two snotnosed Abercrombie addicts with acne approached me in Bryant Park. I knew they were evil. Their heads bobbed like balloons in a restless hand. They approached my dark, shady table. The...
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hyde:
If you need a movie buddy I'm available.
That's messed up what your boss said. I would have said something back to them about it. Behavior like that, if properly nipped in the bud right away, will stop. But if you don't get to it fast enough and you let too much slide, when you finally complain you'll be told "what ever happened to your sense of humor? You on the rag or something?"
That's messed up what your boss said. I would have said something back to them about it. Behavior like that, if properly nipped in the bud right away, will stop. But if you don't get to it fast enough and you let too much slide, when you finally complain you'll be told "what ever happened to your sense of humor? You on the rag or something?"
cinnamon:
sure!!!!.....I still don't have a tel. to give to u!!..but at least i have yours!!!!!......i'll be there the 7th!.....i can't wait to meet u!.......i am not jocking but i dreamed about u this night!......telepathy!!!.....i loved your new set!..probably was just that u remained impressed in my brain 
...uuuUUuUUUUuUUUU BABY J. i can't waiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!! 
...uuuUUuUUUUuUUUU BABY J. i can't waiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!! helllllllo. just want to say thank you to everyone for their cool comments on my set and everyone who emailed me, I promise i will respond. thanks to girlie and tmronin for a job well done. also thank you to treason for hanging out and supporting us and watching La Blue Girl like five times in a row. but that wasn't so bad, was it?...
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and everyone who emailed me, I promise i will respond. thanks to girlie and tmronin for a job well done. also thank you to treason for hanging out and supporting us and watching La Blue Girl like five times in a row. but that wasn't so bad, was it?... Read More
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hyde:
Thanx for the info. That book sounds interesting, I'll have to be informed when it's out. It it fiction? BURIALRABBITS writes short stories like that accompanied by photos.
tattooedteddy:
Congrats....on the new job. Sounds like life is good.
Dude, i changed the title of my book to "The Boys of the Demonic Hermitage Kaleidoscope" i love it. ahahaha.
no more devil's fruitpunch. just good old fashioned lemonade.
more later.....hope everyone is good
i love it. ahahaha.
no more devil's fruitpunch. just good old fashioned lemonade.
more later.....hope everyone is good
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jena:
You are so welcome!!! So much drama in each picture, it was very strong and exciting. It was like something you'd see in a gallery. Just lovely!
Ooohhhh...new book. I got a copy of "Porn Star" by Ian Gittler-a beautiful photo book but with text about the industry that I haven't read yet but E.E. wrote the introduction! Fancy that! I was stoked.
By the way I am from Brookyln as well. So you are made of rock n roll.
So much drama in each picture, it was very strong and exciting. It was like something you'd see in a gallery. Just lovely!
Ooohhhh...new book. I got a copy of "Porn Star" by Ian Gittler-a beautiful photo book but with text about the industry that I haven't read yet but E.E. wrote the introduction! Fancy that! I was stoked.
By the way I am from Brookyln as well. So you are made of rock n roll.
ajksa:
Hey J
Pretty good down this side.
What an awesome new set.
Thanks for giving us your enxt installment.
A
Pretty good down this side.
What an awesome new set.
Thanks for giving us your enxt installment.
A
its so hazy here in brooklyn that i can't even tell what color the sky is. sort of like bruised porcelain skin. sort of the way i can't figure out my own feelings lately when it comes to..... 
and i have a bagel but its too hot to eat anything. and no one needed to know that, really. i found a tight pink polyester skirt...
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saya:
I still haven't packed. Doing that now.
YIKES, huh?
Haha, see you SOON, in like 6 hours!
XOOXOXOXOOXOXOOXO
can't wait.
Oh yeah... at the very end of today I got handed 2 big big big assignments. That I HAVE to work on. This may affect NJ plans in a not-sopositive way, but we'll see.
We'll have lotsa NY times together, either way. I'll text you my arrival info.
LOVE YOU WOMAN.
YIKES, huh?
Haha, see you SOON, in like 6 hours!
XOOXOXOXOOXOXOOXO
can't wait.
Oh yeah... at the very end of today I got handed 2 big big big assignments. That I HAVE to work on. This may affect NJ plans in a not-sopositive way, but we'll see.
We'll have lotsa NY times together, either way. I'll text you my arrival info.
LOVE YOU WOMAN.
devilmaycry317:
ill be the guy following you 2 being a weirdo snapping pix
hellllo. thanks to those who emailed me about my book. i'm hoping it will be available for order through Amazon in a couple of months (scroll down for a review. k, enuff shameless self promotion)
DUDE. saya will be here tomorrow. (okay, she's coming wednesday, but it's after midnight, dude, so techinically she'll be here tomorrow) and i CANNOT wait. she's taking me to see...
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DUDE. saya will be here tomorrow. (okay, she's coming wednesday, but it's after midnight, dude, so techinically she'll be here tomorrow) and i CANNOT wait. she's taking me to see...
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saya:
I mean dark sluts...
bxdvd:
Where's my invite?
I ain't a SLUT!(but I'll make an exception for u 2)
& I have restocked:
I ain't a SLUT!(but I'll make an exception for u 2)
& I have restocked:
I'd probably go for the leg, too, for that same reason
But for reals, yeah this stuff sucks right now. She told me finally she wants to move however the landlord won't let her out, MAYBE he will if someone else will sign. Get this. Stella doesn't want to......um, oooookkkkkkk so you want to live here but not be responsible. Ok.
I'm going back to bed.
I hope you are lovely.