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Are you a pirate or a ninja?

According tho this quiz, I am a pirate and as cold and bloodthirsty as they come. haha.

I have been so buisy the past few weeks I think my head will explode at any minute. House-hunting, packing, math tests, fellas, chicas, and shows have been sucking the life out of me.

Someone tell me a good joke. I...
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sebast:
Cool ! i'm a ninja !....And if you wanna laugh here a link

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/wee-lo.htm
anouck:
what took me so long to find jolene blush love
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at lunch today, i found an ugly orange sticker resting it's dried gluey goodness on my windsheild. it beckoned all it's eyesoreness to me and shouted...

"HEY. I AM OBNOXIOUS!"

and after a minute or two, of soaking in this asshole on my car, i reply.

"HEY. FUCK YOU!"

and make a weak attempt at tearing it off. low and behold, the orange rectangle beheld...
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bostonstrangler:
if you ever would call me........i'd knock the fucker out.i guess we could use the amonia and paper towels to clean the fuckers face up after i'm done......but that's just me i guess.now i'm gonna go skate....here in cali......cuz no one ever called me to let me know if i could stay in the upper reigon........hint hint...
why is my phone not ringing?!oh wait.....no that's just my ears....wait.......nope.........nothing.......

kisses
lil_tuffy:
get some windex and a razor blade and that shit will come right off.

:tuffy:
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Guess who's sicker than a french whore after Marde Gras? I have the worst cough ever. I sound like I live in a bowling alley.

I'd like to contribute my illness to my roomate who I hate spreading his germs around the house or the fact that I have been to 3 shows in smoky bars the past week, but the reality of the situation...
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bruiser_boy:
Ick. I've been nursing a rather horrible cough for like five weeks, so I can sympathize. I hope you're doing well other than the sickness.
Good luck quitting. You're far too cool a gal to be making yourself sick.
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i will never drink tequilla again.
i will never drink tequilla again.
i will never drink tequilla again.

for some strange reason last night i thought it would be a good idea to guzzle off a bottle of sauza after drinking several gin and tonics, several beers, and a few shots of whiskey.

jolene + tequilla = bad news.

funny thing is, i can go...
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aanya:
but tequila is so tasty...if I ever started drinking again tequila would be my poison.

kiss
amina:
sounds like a bad night, I too should never drink tequila again. But thats a should. Some times I can just hear it calling....

listen...

you can here it too...

who has the motherfucking salt and lime?!!!!!!
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This past week has been amazing on so many levels.
It has mainly consisted of vintage shoe shopping, going out in single girl fashion, and late breakfasts with the lovely luxe. She and I are totally the punk rock versions of "sex and the city" when we get together. Its almost uncanny how our minds work alike.

I went and saw Social Distortion when...
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lucille:
You met my brother in law Jonah. He is in one of your classes, though I can't remember exactly which one. I am jealous that you got to se Social D. I've been wanting to see them forever, I love me some Mike Ness. Unfortunatly, big pregnant girls should'nt go to loud shows because it's not good for babies. Lucky lucky you. Frat boys, really?
jurasic:
bla bla bla....fucking nice to meet you*~!
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I've a-been to Nagasaki, Hiroshima too,
the same I did to them, baby, I can do to you.
'Cause I'm a Fujiyama mama and I'm just about to blow my top,
and when I start erupting, ain't nobody gonna make me stop.

I drink a quart of sake, smoke dynamite,
I chase it with tobaccey and then shoot out the light.
Well, you can talk...
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bruiser_boy:
Word.
Easily the most underrated female country artist.
stormy:
are you going to peaches?
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you've been gone for 3 weeks and are coming back in another 3. i try to remember that when i can't sleep at night, eventhough i know you're really never coming back. not to me anyway.
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abesapien:
...damn i'd give anything to be drinking with you right now and just rambling on and on about creature feature, chivalry, voices of reason and west texas motels...
leightsy:
:hugs: why does that sound so familiar??
take care!
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I've been having a hard time lately deciding if I am a good girl that does bad things or a bad girl that does good things. From looking at all the trouble I've caused this past month, all that is certain is that I am a girl that has done some very bad things.

Apparently, I have been so bad lately, if I where to...
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user092840:
I think its all relative to whether the people deserved the bad things.
Hope things look up for you soon.
sare:
ooh..im 10 yr old mary bell.At the ripe old age of 10 you strangled a neighbor boy, afterwhich you carved your initals into his skin. At his funreal you laughed. Your next victim was a 3 year old. You pushed him off the roof, resulting in a broken skull. After he was found you went to his mothers house and asked to see him, she replied tha t he was dead. You smiled brightly and said 'Oh, I know he's dead. I wanted to see him in his coffin."
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I haven't updated this ole' thing in awhile. I've been buisy. What's your excuse?

I finally found an office job although it was only temporary and for one week (my last day was friday). At least my wallet is 500 bones heavier.

I spent an insame day thrift store shopping and garage sailing. haha. among the great finds were a harrington jacket, a x-small ben...
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veganjihad:
hey jolene,,, i just posted the pictures from the 4th in my journal... i have some really nice ones of you, Linz, and Elara...
leightsy:
Apparently my heart is Blue.. but I don't see it.

whatever
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these past two weeks have been crazy. heres the low-down...

-almost died when my back tire decided to blow while going 85 down the freeway. ended up having to walk nearly 2 miles with my 25lb. cat in a cat carrier down the freeway wearing nothing but a halter top and capris. two cars full of scumbag males stopped to ask me if i needed...
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mcqueen:
what's up, rocker?

how are you doing?
lolita:
thank you so much, It's nice to know people care.
Hope you can make it to the benefit show.