jem

meow

!!!!!!!!!! like fucking crazy!!



Oh... and the secret is so out... we are teh awesomest eva!!

I can't wait for more Jem email goodness. I loves it so much!

Night baby!

Good Luck honey!!!

Its abellsouth conspiracy they are targeting hot young influencial women to take advantage of them through blocking their favourite website through the use of voodoo chants and gummy worms burn your pillow now because it probably contains the eggs of the gummy worms waiting to suck your brain out through a crouton!!!Just wanted to say through again

Ya know that happend to me one day out of the blue! It would load everything but SG. I swore my hubby blocked it some how but he didn't and it worked fine the next day. Weird. It must be Satan fucking with us! He knows we can't live without it!!!

Oh ho... where you be at?

Don't worry baby. You have the awesomest of mails waiting. And hopefully today won't be too long and I'll be able to talk to you tonight.

And check the dedication sometime... there may be something new

ah behold the power of your boobers
that pic just sent everything out of control

i had to sell my Rage tm to Time Warner......Your Hotness is like That scene in Snow White where her and all the creatures of the forest are warshing the skidmarks out of the dwarfs undies.They can't resist they must come to the yard and sing and warsh clothes. SSSO is too amazing to be spoken of without an AnnaGramologizingness. To speack of it in full word form causes the lesser peeps ears to rupture with magical ear goo of happiness which is sacred and holy,

I'm glad you liked.

i am also frightened by your intense awesomeness
so let's see the slut schoolgirl outfit!!!

I want to see the new HP movie! But at last I never saw the last one. I must hide my head in shame. And how did you know I wanted to see you in that outfit?

Fills me with rage? Wow, nothing. Used to be this bitch I worked with, however, I'm her boss now, and well, that's pretty much all I have to say about that.

Your coolness can NOT be measured, you are correct cuteness! Truly outrageous, Jem!

Can I have you please?

Doctors. Who needs them?

....don't answer that.

Well, I guess you should've gone to see APC too.

I avoid Doctors as much as I can. I hate the whole experience.

It was super nice hearing from you this morning. Sorry I was all blah and boring. Have an awesome day

Your awesomeness brings all the pirate to the yard.

I have to go to work now but I'll be thinkin' aboot you all day and that makes me mighty happy.

Holy sweet mother of god.

You're fucking beautiful.

You's got mail.