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well, i didn't have to read it but i did! my new ink has been postponed indef

Oh, haha! I saw one where like the kid's nose was bleeding, where he says something like "Your ASS GOT SACKED" then he tackles the kid, hahaha

ha ha ha ahah.....I've just got home from the bar.....fukin drunk..almost went home wit some girl, didn't know her....nate told me she might kill me after she raped me....now, I'm here lookin at a picture of what a beautiful girl looks like when she's bored..too funny..Oh, ya, it was my birthday...where's my gift!!

Poor sweetie! I don't have any stories that I can recall at the moment, but I hope you have a better day today!

Oh...I show EVERYONE who da pimp

You gots ho mail.

Ho please! If I can be postin' that shit right now lookin' the way I do... You know yo ass be so fine

HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I sometimes get a tad over zealous over panty shots........ The O.C. was really pissing me off Wed. I mean way to end the season on such a fucking downer guys!!!

Holy Ho Panties, Batman!

And I hope you cleaned that mirror.

That wet hair pic is the hotness! You're too adorable!

I've got my own computer services business with my father. Its fun because I don't have to put up with management bullshit because I own the company!!! Ha! Also, if I don't like the manager, I fire the fucker!! ha ha again! Lastly but not least, I get to create my own rules and I also have control of my own future, there is no ceiling to how much money I can make too. But, having your own business is no walk in the park and it takes one tough cookie to play the business game. I recommend starting your own business if you think you're tough enough and if you want to be filthy stinkin rich. Okay, good day/night. The pleasure was all mine.

I'm glad you like my drunken pimp masta speech. I hear it drives the ladies wild.

There was no hot ho from around the way in bed with me last night. Nor was there the homeless dude from down the street. I never said I was a successful man-slut.

K!

Whats wrong with car rides? My most serene moments seem to be driving on a cool night.

And did you mean Fiance or finance??? /\

Which Pokemon is the most fuckable?

If green is, in fact, the proper color for a humbrang springlefairy...then what would purple be?

If that scary old popcicle man was oh..say, right outside my window right now, how do you think I could get rid of him?......TIME IS A FACTOR HERE!

"Call me!"

Yes, you know what that is...but also, without quotations:

Call me!

Can one get so bored that one starts to internally bleed? Amazing. I would say I would like to see that but I don't want to see you bleed and if you do bleed, you can wipe your blood on my sleeve so you don't get dirty.
Questions: Do Georgia girls really do it better? Why are Georgia girl's accents so sexy? Where do babies come from? Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?