isadora

my girl and i are moving tomorrow! into the milk bottle! yay!!

i bathed the ferrets today. they are so sad when they are bathed. which i find quite funny.

girl and i have been drinking out of pink and purple baby bottles for the past few days. we're so cool.

things i do not like and that make me sad #1: shoving garlic up my hoohoo.

SGVA:

you are teh coolest. except for maybe those tiny mexican guys who thought me and my girl were sisters. hm.

my balogna has a first name... it's ... FUCKIN A WHY IS THAT JINGLE STUCK IN MY HEAD?!?!

i just spent half an hour cleaning ferret shit off the floor. damn you, ferrets. use the freaking litter boxes. DO IT.

in other news, my girl's first set was rejected. we've yet to even see the photos. the photographer apparently just sent them to missy and neglected to show us first. ... yeah all right. from now on, i'm not letting anyone else (with...
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girl and i had a photographer over the other night taking photos of us for about twelve hours. he had my girl dress up as a white-trashy housewife, curlers and hooker rouge and everything. i don't know how she managed to look hot wearing that shit, but she did. he dressed me up as a ghoulish child-like thing. i had sutures over my lips. it...
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i'm back!! glenster1 bought me an account and therefore has earned my undying online love.

things i have acquired since last sg update:
-- another ferret (jack ruby)
-- a tattoo (the girl's lips on my right shoulder/back)
-- a digital camcorder for to spam the intarweb with movies of my ferrets

i must run now to the bank but i will be back. oh...
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some asshole parked in my spot again today. we only have about twenty spaces in our garage, all of which are assigned and nobody is supposed to steal my spot. my apartment complex can't do anything, either, because a tow truck won't fit in the garage so all they have are empty fucking threats that mean i have nowhere legal to park my car. this...
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i don't know why i did this, but i just watched the nick berg execution video. god. it made my blood hurt. i don't even have words.

i realize that i live in an isolated little bubble of pretend-everything-is-okay-in-the-world. i pretty much know that my head is never going to be sawed off my body while i scream on camera. my greatest worry in life...
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