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thanks everyone who commented about me going pink

omg i want one of these in 2010 when they're done perfecting them. SO MUCH. A TOYGER. WOW.

i am sad i cannot put a toyger on my wishlist. although i did freak out pretty good when i discovered amazon.com sells welding equipment.

HOLY CRAPMONGERS

my house is a shithole

i need to clean

also i'm a limbo girl.

my poor baby has hives cuz of some weirdass reason, and she's been scratching herself all up in her sleep for the last five minutes

i'd make her wear mittens to bed if i we had any.

in continuance of the i-hurt-myself-in-stupid-ways vein:

tonight, it was raining, and i went to rite-aid to buy milk, and i slipped inside the store on their puddles of rainwater. i slipped and fell down, HARD, not once, but twice. i have a really big knot on my knee now. and there were no "danger wet floor" signs present for idiots like me who don't realize...
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yesterday at work, i cut my hand on my bottle of pepsi.

i am the master of accidentally hurting myself with completely harmless objects.

i also once cut myself real bad when i worked at michael's, on a big plastic pumpkin. you know, those round things without any sharp pointy bits.

i'm so cool.

i want another tattoo, but i can't decide what to get.

i have a question for all of you who were either alive during the 70s or who possibly have seen things related to said 70s: when i was in my highschool psych class, my teacher once showed us some "subliminal messages" in ads and illustrations and shit, one of which being a drawing made...
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Today I gave a cigarette to a pregnant woman.

I think that qualifies me for being Satan.