irina

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Scientists are on the verge of recovering the lost treatises of Archimedes, ancient Greece's most brilliant mathematician. The words were originally inscribed on an old parchment, but were mostly erased in the 12th century by a Christian monk who wasn't interested in math and needed a fresh surface on which to write his prayers. Fragments of the ink that conveyed Archimedes' original thoughts remained, however, and now physicists at Stanford are using a particle accelerator to discern them beneath the newer text. Let this be your guiding metaphor in the coming week, Scorpio. Look for ways to retrieve precious information that has almost disappeared or that is hidden by a source with little meaning to you.

Whoah look at your new profile picture...you're so hot

1. No one will ever see me as a big ball of fat. I simply won't let it happen. Just know that by medical standards, I am considered obese.

2. Thank you!

3. I seriously thought about having groceries delievered so that I wouldn't have to go out, but Trader Joe's doesn't do that.

4. I answer the phone if I know who it is and I feel like talking. Which means almost never.

5. Soynut butter is good, too. But the kind I ate had way too much sugar in it.

6. I have no interest in dating men. Or anyone for that matter. Even so, I'd get lots of wigs and change my hair every day.

7. "It's much easier to love inanimate objects; unlike people, you can actually rely on staplers (for example) to be emotionally stable and consistant."

I agree.

8. Fine, I'll start drinking more water. Ever since I read this last night, I have been.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Last February, three people got lost while riding their mountain bikes in California's San Bernardino National Forest. Luckily, they were rescued by emergency workers before any harm came to them. But the next day they returned to the woods to look for their bikes and got lost a second time. Again, help arrived in time, and they were escorted to safety. Don't be like them in the coming days, Scorpio. You're allowed to wander off-course and get saved once, but don't make the same mistake twice.

i love you irina. ive seen it myself.

I agree. There was a girl I knew in school who only liked bands nobody else had ever heard of. Even if they were shit, she just had to be the only one that had heard of this 'amazing' band. She hated me, I think partly because I always knew of the bands before her (and generally thought they were crap). As soon as she knew someone else loved the band, it would put her off slightly and she'd have to search for a new, more obscure one...

Thank you for commenting on my set, really. And that is a badass tattoo.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Here's your dream dictionary for the coming week. If you have a dream of walking through the mist at dawn and coming upon flamingos nesting in a rusty red 1959 Cadillac convertible in a junkyard, it means you should expand your ideas about where you might find beauty. A dream of baking a birthday cake for Buddha in the kitchen of a ship passing through the Panama Canal means you're primed to upgrade your skill at expressing generosity. A dream of finding traces of marijuana in a seventeenth-century pipe found in the house where William Shakespeare lived means you should rethink your ideas about where your best inspiration comes from. A dream of a driver who doesn't use his turn signal means you shouldn't follow anyone too closely. (P.S. Even if you don't have the dreams I described, you should still heed the counsel they provide.)