"funny thing is... I do pee in the shower."
^^^BEST PUNCH LINE EVER.
That is all.
^^^BEST PUNCH LINE EVER.
That is all.
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I don't really have time to go into detail right now, but I just wanted to get this down. So. Went to the burlesque last night, as well as the book signing before hand, and the SGNY after-party, and GOOD GOD, did I have a blast! Got to meet all the burlesque girls, (except for Stormy who I already know, and who is always awesome...
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cassiopeia:
I know what you mean about Missy. I always thought of her as an intimidating person. I've never met her but when I saw her on Tough Crowd I thought, "Wow. She sounds so incredibly sweet." I hope I get to meet her someday. I also hope that you do get to be a SG... and me as well... and maybe when they have multiple girl week again we can be in a set. Just a thought. 
hellomrworld:
Be and SG with your cute bad-ass self 
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boxofficepoison:
stop by the after party, I'm there now typing this, boo-yah.
vader_____:
I never wear sunscreen either, but I don't think you will get skin cancer, well at least I hope not!
I never wear sunscreen either, but I don't think you will get skin cancer, well at least I hope not!~Question: in your opinion, should I keep my head buzzed or grow it out? No need to explain; just "buzzed" or "chin length" or "long" or something will do. I may or may not pay attention to your opinion, but I'm curious. (Yes, thanks to you, LV. *Hiss*) Um, so answer my question.
~Still sick. But getting better. And sick or not, I'm finally...
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~Still sick. But getting better. And sick or not, I'm finally...
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stepper71:
I'm diggin' the buzz and the chin length. How about a Chelsea? or pixie cut? hair is a fun accessory and should always be changed
Cheers!
JR
Cheers!
JR
mrstitches:
My nephew. He's about 9 or 10 months old now. About 5 months in the picture. He has a twin sister.
My nephew. He's about 9 or 10 months old now. About 5 months in the picture. He has a twin sister.
I'm sick. Yay. While it mostly isn't too terrible, these charming yellow-green boogers keep sticking to my nose ring and I need a mirror to get them off without hurting myself. Guh. And I keep coughing up phlegm and stuff, it's really awesome. It's a good thing I have two healthy lungs because I'm probably gonna hack one of 'em up any minute now. I...
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rxqueen:
i had 2 ball pythons at one point. my grandma used to love watching them eat. the snakes both died a few years back.
i'd feel like such a shmuck having you pay me back for the train, but after the fucking $45 today i think im gonna have to take you up on that. is there some sort of plan as to time and where and all that?
i'd feel like such a shmuck having you pay me back for the train, but after the fucking $45 today i think im gonna have to take you up on that. is there some sort of plan as to time and where and all that?
nocontrol:
i loved your photoset. you must have (literally) frozen your ass off, but i'm sure it was worth it. i thought so, anyway.
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johnnydelicious:
As stupid as it feels to follow the above with my schlock, feel free to incestuously associate your brother with my hawtness whenever you like. If my comments read like that all of the time, I probably wouldn't have to sob whiskey smelling tears until I passed out from exhaustion every night. And unless you like really trashy menfolk, you would probably feel differently about me right now, as I decided it was a brilliant, or at least funny idea, to grow an American Chopper-style Fu Man Chu, except mine connects to the burns. Yeah! Suck that shit! Awoahaahahah! Humans rule! Dolphins suck it!
johnnydelicious:
I'm from Oklahoma darlin, doesn't get much trashier. Except Arkansas. Or Florida. But you'll have to take your own pictures, I have no device for such. Worry not, I'll keeping this until at least the 15th, as dirty as I feel. Can't get clean.....
Hahaha, I already quit. When an 18 year old girl with a healthy sex drive leaves her first day of work thinking "i'll be happy if i NEVER see another dildo again" it means there's a problem. Being surrounded by that stuff all day just kind of kills the excitement of it. It gets boring. I don't want sex to get boring. So I'll find...
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skryche:
I like JohnnyRnR's idea. You'd be really good at soul-stealing, I bet.
derceto:
agrees with JohnnyRnR and Skryche
Alright, well, I'm busy busy busy, as usual. For a while, it felt great. Now it's mostly just exhausting. I'm so god-damn tired. I want a day off, I just want one damn day off. And I still don't have an apartment.
I got a steady, "real" job today though. We'll see how long it lasts...
I'm going to be a salesgirl. Boring, right? WRONG!!!...
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I got a steady, "real" job today though. We'll see how long it lasts...
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soma__:
rowr!
johnnydelicious:
You working tomorrow? I'll likely be nearby.
I promise I'll have time to update for real one of these days. Just not today.
*sigh*...
*sigh*...
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mercie:
ahahahaha your comment made me laugh out loud. I just love you to pieces girl. And what's best is I can hear that comment in your voice. So awesome. 
todd31:
loved the pics bet it was really cold out though
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rxqueen:
why why why.
i'm here.
i just wont be on sg much
call me if you want.
i'm here.
i just wont be on sg much
call me if you want.
rxqueen:
i just might be!
i'll call you and let you know.
yes my number is still the same.
I MISS YOU, WOMAN!
i'll call you and let you know.
yes my number is still the same.
I MISS YOU, WOMAN!
After not having performed in several months, I had a show on Thursday morning and it felt really good. Considering how long it'd been since the last show, we really held it together pretty well. The audience wasn't wonderful, but that's what happens when you're performing for inner city high school kids... But anyway, I'm a mover and a shaker. Rawr. SGNY, is there gonna...
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thepenismightier:
so I was over in the X seeks Y thread and I thought I'd drop by and tell you that I'm not sleazy. 
l_f:
LF, the poor thing 
[Edited on May 25, 2004 5:26AM]
[Edited on May 25, 2004 5:26AM]
I found the apartment that I want, it's really awesome; but the roomies haven't decided yet whether or not to give it to me. It's driving me nuts. They better decide soon.
In the meantime I'm basically squatting in my own parents' builiding. Well, except that I'm not trespassing and I can't get in trouble for it and I can steal food from them when...
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In the meantime I'm basically squatting in my own parents' builiding. Well, except that I'm not trespassing and I can't get in trouble for it and I can steal food from them when...
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hoisin:
thanks doll face.
you are very cute too!
x
you are very cute too!
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bukkakegod:
i did say yall on purpose, cuz everyone in the city refers to me like i live out in the sticks.
If you want me to get the Curiosa ticket for you bring money on Saturday to ACE. I can order it and have it sent directly to your house. The tickets are $60 + $12 Ticketmaster surcharges. Unfucking believable that they charge so much, but nothing I can do about that.
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