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metaleric:
First, I want to say that I love your new pics. The one in your folder is too hot! 
Beebees in your veins? Like one bump here & there? The vein in my left bicep will do that once in while. Usually when I'm cold or something. But it'll go back to normal after a while. So it's normal, I guess. The more you work out, the bigger your veins will get, and more blood flow. I hope that answers it. If not, let me know.
This one made me laugh:
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can all over the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said:
"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."
Beebees in your veins? Like one bump here & there? The vein in my left bicep will do that once in while. Usually when I'm cold or something. But it'll go back to normal after a while. So it's normal, I guess. The more you work out, the bigger your veins will get, and more blood flow. I hope that answers it. If not, let me know.
This one made me laugh:
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.
A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.
She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can all over the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet.
The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said:
"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."
jimmieknuckles:
saturn , porsche, saturn, porsche, hmmmm? i think ill stick with the porsche for now. and bye the time i got to denver, well id be really late for work, a couple days prolly.
hey, wanna buy a car? i can have it there by monday.
don't worry about the check, these things have weird ways of working out, i mean hey, you might find a dead body with cash on it tomorrow.
hey, wanna buy a car? i can have it there by monday.
don't worry about the check, these things have weird ways of working out, i mean hey, you might find a dead body with cash on it tomorrow.
So, today, my kiddo's daycare payment is three days late. Some checks cleared yesterday afternoon that should've been okay had I received my check. Since I didn't have a check to deposit to cover them, my bank withdrew the money out of savings. So now my savings is damn near empty. I am so mad I could spit. I'm actually really close to setting the...
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prendick:
mmm...sorry...I'm an illustrator...currently working on an independant comicbook due out next spring. So fare I've discovered that there is a list of "curse" words that children are familiar with and some that are actually "acceptable" it seems. The first time I heard a first grader say something "sucked" I was shocked! I mean I see that in general use it is widely accepted as slang, but...I don't know...it just sounded weird coming from a child that young. So I ought to ask you to rate the acceptability of the following in a book for "all ages". 1-3 1 being acceptable 3 being not.
Damn
Bitch
Hell
Giving someone the finger
and which is better out of these three
shit
crap
poop
I'd love your input....
Damn
Bitch
Hell
Giving someone the finger
and which is better out of these three
shit
crap
poop
I'd love your input....
tracyramone:
lol - well now u have me!! 
how old is ur little girl anyway?
how old is ur little girl anyway?
[Edited on Dec 20, 2004 1:20PM]