I need a job so badly it's going to start being physically painful.
If anyone has any leads on any jobs in the Chicagoland area, e-mail me and let me know.
I'm willing to move to the city if I can find a job I enjoy there.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please.
I have retail experience. I can run a register and stock and I'm...
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If anyone has any leads on any jobs in the Chicagoland area, e-mail me and let me know.
I'm willing to move to the city if I can find a job I enjoy there.
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty please.
I have retail experience. I can run a register and stock and I'm...
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kinto:
know.
elektra:
Anna Nicole's assistant does get paid a lot! 
You've not known true hilarity until you watch your parents attempt to play Dance Dance Revolution in your living room.
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thatzac:
can anybody think of the sega dreamcast game that came out, where there was a floormat you had to stand in front of and shake maracas to the music in different directions and whatnot? dance dance revolution made me think of that. whatever game it is, my friend kristina is so terrible at it. but it was really funny to watch.
fox1:
its funny you shoudl mention ddr. my dad plays it with me. he sucks but it has to be the funniest think i have ever seen, short of that cat that uses the toilet......
The Matt Skiba (Alkaline Trio) interview is amazing.
I love this site more every day.
I appreciate Alkaline Trio more every day.
If Katie (Chloe) & Matt's marriage fails, I'll be glad to pick up the pieces of his heart.
And play with his blood.
*meow*
I can't wait until the concert in June. Anyone else going to the Trio's show in Cincinnati?
Best. Band....
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I love this site more every day.
I appreciate Alkaline Trio more every day.
If Katie (Chloe) & Matt's marriage fails, I'll be glad to pick up the pieces of his heart.
And play with his blood.
*meow*
I can't wait until the concert in June. Anyone else going to the Trio's show in Cincinnati?
Best. Band....
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nopantsdave:
I saw them last year and they played a good show. I doubt I will drive all the way to Cincinnatti, but I may catch them in Detroit or Chicago.
hazie:
helllllllllll yea... we'll shake this little town, ROCK it hard at the top of our lungs till the sun is rising!
you are so awesome and that would be kickass. :-)
you are so awesome and that would be kickass. :-)
I lost my wallet again.
Either that or it was stolen by my brother's fucking vulture friends.
Today has not been my day.
Anyone want to kill a legion of 16-18 year old boys for me?
The best blow job in Northwest Indiana* will be your reward. (Ladies may also apply, your reward will be discussed upon completion of the mission.)
Anyone?
*Statement verified by...
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Either that or it was stolen by my brother's fucking vulture friends.
Today has not been my day.
Anyone want to kill a legion of 16-18 year old boys for me?
The best blow job in Northwest Indiana* will be your reward. (Ladies may also apply, your reward will be discussed upon completion of the mission.)
Anyone?
*Statement verified by...
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zombieshark:
they're all dead men *in garth algar voice*
if i give you my wallet, would that earn me brownie points?
i've been to Lowell, IA before, it was in the northwest.. if your town is like that town, or near that town.. i'm so sorry.
if i give you my wallet, would that earn me brownie points?
i've been to Lowell, IA before, it was in the northwest.. if your town is like that town, or near that town.. i'm so sorry.
crazygrrl:
Count me in!
Are we talking slow, painful deaths or quick and stealthy? I'm the master of slow, torturous ones...
Are we talking slow, painful deaths or quick and stealthy? I'm the master of slow, torturous ones...
I had a dream last night that I was floating in the ocean on my back. The water sparkled and the sun was incandescent. I saw a olive green sea turtle swim by, and as I swam for it...
the phone rang.
It's not that I even particularly like the beach, I just liked the promise of summer finally being here.
***
I'm going to...
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the phone rang.
It's not that I even particularly like the beach, I just liked the promise of summer finally being here.
***
I'm going to...
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flux1:
Gwen,
The only advice I have for you is to sew, don't take classes its a waste, take apart clothing at the seams so that you can figure out how to replicate them. Then augement and make your own. But I would be lying if I said it would be easy, cause it's not and sometimes it sux. But just to let you know where I'm coming from: I am the sole owner and designer of Crisiswear clothing. So If you have any questions let me know.
Sleep
The only advice I have for you is to sew, don't take classes its a waste, take apart clothing at the seams so that you can figure out how to replicate them. Then augement and make your own. But I would be lying if I said it would be easy, cause it's not and sometimes it sux. But just to let you know where I'm coming from: I am the sole owner and designer of Crisiswear clothing. So If you have any questions let me know.
Sleep
hazie:
well I hope you make part of that road trip stop-off at my front door... you can take my comfy (stain free) bed and I will take the futon! xo. 
Thank you all for your interesting facts.
I love learning new, silly little things like that.
Everytime I'm excited and ready to shoot a set-- something goes wrong...
Why is the world against me?
I have at least 5 ideas for sets I'd like to do. Right now.
At least I finally got my room clean.
I love learning new, silly little things like that.
Everytime I'm excited and ready to shoot a set-- something goes wrong...
Why is the world against me?
I have at least 5 ideas for sets I'd like to do. Right now.
At least I finally got my room clean.
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gwendolyn:
Yep, Dekan, they are touring right now. I've already got tickets to 2 of their shows. So I've at least got that to be excited about. 
nickysonic:
Did you hoover under the bed? I always find that's a couple of days work in itself.

Tell me something interesting.
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eachdawnidie:
if you put an egg in the palm of your hand and fold your fingers over the top of it in a cupping fashion, you can apply any amount of pressure and it is not possible to break the egg. can't really demonstrate the proper technique with words though. then again, this may not work if the egg is bad or something, and this probably isn't very interesting to anyone anyways.
crazygrrl:
A blue whale's heart is about the size of a VW beetle. It beats once a minute. 
I want to get inside your head.
Scratching, biting, and hair pulling are all fair ways to get information.
After we know all about each other... perhaps we can play in the blood together?
Scratching, biting, and hair pulling are all fair ways to get information.
After we know all about each other... perhaps we can play in the blood together?
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dannydelinquent:
You're my age, you're into punk rock and Sifl and Olly, and so pretty and pierced and ummmmm.... you need to come to Cali, honey. It's expensive but it's got the Gilman Street and shit. <3
avenger:
as long as you follow the rules of the geneva convention. wouldn't want to wage war outside the specified rules....
When it's rainy out like this after being cold and snowy for so long... I just want to drive around forever.
You can make a million promises to yourself, and only keep a few. I suppose because no one but yourself can be disappointed when you break them. There's no one to give you that look of being let down.
How unsettling is it that...
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You can make a million promises to yourself, and only keep a few. I suppose because no one but yourself can be disappointed when you break them. There's no one to give you that look of being let down.
How unsettling is it that...
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piss_pot_pete30152:
see.... now that is what I love about this site. Incredibly articulate and poetic women who just happen to be unbelievably gorgeous. Love the wings.
jefflebowski:
the funny thing about breaking promises to yourself...
you feel it in the moments when you least expect it... right out of the blue you feel yourself sinking and you don't know why... something you've done and you've put it to the back of your mind and you've been driving on and all of a sudden you cycle back to it and think "why have i done this again?"...
and while some may jump off the bridge because everyone else is doing it, a lot of the people going over the rail aren't jumping but falling,... tripping over their own curiosity... crowds attract crowds and sometimes when you get too close to them it's like getting caught in the rapids... just remember to go with the water...
it's when you resist that you get dashed upon the rocks...
p.s. your birthday is the day after mine! isn't that, like, just totally the most?
the dude.
you feel it in the moments when you least expect it... right out of the blue you feel yourself sinking and you don't know why... something you've done and you've put it to the back of your mind and you've been driving on and all of a sudden you cycle back to it and think "why have i done this again?"...
and while some may jump off the bridge because everyone else is doing it, a lot of the people going over the rail aren't jumping but falling,... tripping over their own curiosity... crowds attract crowds and sometimes when you get too close to them it's like getting caught in the rapids... just remember to go with the water...
it's when you resist that you get dashed upon the rocks...
p.s. your birthday is the day after mine! isn't that, like, just totally the most?
the dude.
I set up everything last night to shoot a set this morning.
My photographer was on his way over...
when I got sick and threw up.
God hates Suicide Girls.
My photographer was on his way over...
when I got sick and threw up.
God hates Suicide Girls.
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thatzac:
when everything is perfect
everyone
everyone
and it's true
that's how i found god
i can't look because it's more alone.
everyone
everyone
and it's true
that's how i found god
i can't look because it's more alone.
ikilledpinky:
"takes along time but god dies to, but not before he'll stick it to you"