i am stuck in the BIZZLARD and it EATS ME.
I am COLD and i HIDE IN THE BANKLETS.
THE cats are WARM and they WARMER ME UP.
DID I MENTION THE BIZZLARD?!
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i made a new friend. they are a wet kittener. i don't know how they found me. maybe they smelled my ferretyness. i'm all cracked out today because of the BIZZLARD....
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I am COLD and i HIDE IN THE BANKLETS.
THE cats are WARM and they WARMER ME UP.
DID I MENTION THE BIZZLARD?!
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i made a new friend. they are a wet kittener. i don't know how they found me. maybe they smelled my ferretyness. i'm all cracked out today because of the BIZZLARD....
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my last journal became out of control and was hijacked by a monkey disguised as a ferret.
i have hidden this journal in a secure place and hope to repel the invasion.
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i am at a coffee shop writing.
i trekked through some nasty snow stormness.
there is a couple making out on the couch on front of me. i can't figure out if...
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i have hidden this journal in a secure place and hope to repel the invasion.
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i am at a coffee shop writing.
i trekked through some nasty snow stormness.
there is a couple making out on the couch on front of me. i can't figure out if...
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franandzooey:
I WUVS YOU FERRET!
franandzooey:
Awww. Ferret. I am sorry.
I forgot how late in the week it is.
Phone calls happen like on Wed. or Thurs.
Phone calls already came and went.
Phone calls came.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Will you be home mid day. Around 4-5 ish?
I forgot how late in the week it is.
Phone calls happen like on Wed. or Thurs.
Phone calls already came and went.
Phone calls came.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Will you be home mid day. Around 4-5 ish?
i am still disturbered by my cat dream.
but i did realize something while writing to the fazor:
how come people offer to buy thoughts for a penny, but then go and try to sell them for two cents?
i believe the entire problem with society is illustrated by the above dilemma.
but i did realize something while writing to the fazor:
how come people offer to buy thoughts for a penny, but then go and try to sell them for two cents?
i believe the entire problem with society is illustrated by the above dilemma.
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franandzooey:
Remain calm.
Monkeys flock to fear.
You love kitties.
But...
Monkeys love them more.
Save self.
Monkeys flock to fear.
You love kitties.
But...
Monkeys love them more.
Save self.
franandzooey:
P.S. You are made of sellory. hehehehehehehe. 
so i haven't slept much.
3 hours two nights ago.
2 hours one night ago
no sleep at all last night.
i finished making the packaging for the mix cd for my friend last night. the goal was 9am, so i could mail it and go to bed.
BUT. technical difficulties. i had to run to the store, buy more cdrs, and still had problems....
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3 hours two nights ago.
2 hours one night ago
no sleep at all last night.
i finished making the packaging for the mix cd for my friend last night. the goal was 9am, so i could mail it and go to bed.
BUT. technical difficulties. i had to run to the store, buy more cdrs, and still had problems....
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franandzooey:
My new prediction...
Many silly messages for fazor.
Huxors and kisors optional.
Go see your mornin' shout out in my journal.
Curiouser and Curiouser.
Many silly messages for fazor.
Huxors and kisors optional.
Go see your mornin' shout out in my journal.
Curiouser and Curiouser.
franandzooey:
ahhh,
I can see the headline now.
"Fazor married Catzors, Gov't Ban on Couple Having Offspring!"
haha.
I can see the headline now.
"Fazor married Catzors, Gov't Ban on Couple Having Offspring!"
haha.
my head hurts.
but the mix cd is done. and once again i retain the title of 'bestor mx cder eva'
yes. i am really that good. give me a theme, and a week of obsessing, and i will blow your mind out the backside your head with musicy goodness that cuts through disparate genres like butter and peas. um. or something.
but the mix cd is done. and once again i retain the title of 'bestor mx cder eva'
yes. i am really that good. give me a theme, and a week of obsessing, and i will blow your mind out the backside your head with musicy goodness that cuts through disparate genres like butter and peas. um. or something.
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franandzooey:
That is a long story, huh? And all because you posted the word "penny" in my journal. haha.
franandzooey:
haha. I got the "big gun" reference now. that's a good one. For someone who doesn't sleep much, you are really on the ball.
going to go write. online-ness is getting in the way of productivity. must do something about this.
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franandzooey:
Confuzored? Huh? Why?
I just freakin' changed my journal too many times today that is all.
I need to do connect the dots for you to see what I meant.
P.S. "I don't wanna' smell your muff." -Descendents
Huh? Huh? (Double Huh?)
I am not drunk right now, give me props homie!
I just freakin' changed my journal too many times today that is all.
I need to do connect the dots for you to see what I meant.
P.S. "I don't wanna' smell your muff." -Descendents
Huh? Huh? (Double Huh?)
I am not drunk right now, give me props homie!
franandzooey:
Hey why are my journal entries in brown? See I am obsessing. I hate people like that. man. hehe.
please tell me what i did today. thank you for your cooperation.
franandzooey:
You woke up.
Ate a smoothie.
Finished a mix CD.
The rest only your kitties know..
Ate a smoothie.
Finished a mix CD.
The rest only your kitties know..
ferret:
you're pretty damn predictable. i bet fazor is dead on.
i'm feeling better now.
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ferret:
huxors for the you!
ferret:
fuxor all that shit anyway, glad to see everythings all rightered up!
my flatmate just woke me up because she lost her keys. she's drunk and she brought some random boy home.
ewwww.
don't get me wrong... i wouldn't mind a random (well... maybe not so random) cute girl in my bed right now. sex is great. fucktastic even. but the whole drunk (or even not drunk) one night stand thing is... um... yea, let's just say,...
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ewwww.
don't get me wrong... i wouldn't mind a random (well... maybe not so random) cute girl in my bed right now. sex is great. fucktastic even. but the whole drunk (or even not drunk) one night stand thing is... um... yea, let's just say,...
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posh:
ew. one night stands definitely don't do it for me. especially drunken ones.
franandzooey:
My new pixor? I am the sting. Everyone has said tonight, "you look good?" Note: question mark. hehe. I love looking like a boy. It freaks people out even more than looking like a ho.
i'm still up.
i'm going over my friends, we're going to have fun. i don't know how yet, but we will.
writing things in my journal makes me feel like an alien. i can't explain it.
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maybe i feel alien because i still haven't slept. write nice stuff in my journal. i could use nice stuff when i wake up. yea.
oh, and if...
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i'm going over my friends, we're going to have fun. i don't know how yet, but we will.
writing things in my journal makes me feel like an alien. i can't explain it.
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maybe i feel alien because i still haven't slept. write nice stuff in my journal. i could use nice stuff when i wake up. yea.
oh, and if...
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franandzooey:
Turkey day sucks.
I have to spend time with family.
I don't eat meat.
I have to get looks from people that eat meat.
Only good note: I may go have drinks with friends after said holiday festivities.
It is just another reminder that I haven't done any X-mas shopping yet and probably won't until it is too late.
I have to spend time with family.
I don't eat meat.
I have to get looks from people that eat meat.
Only good note: I may go have drinks with friends after said holiday festivities.
It is just another reminder that I haven't done any X-mas shopping yet and probably won't until it is too late.
franandzooey:
hehe. You got testimonialized too.
i have a headache.
i've been thinking about too much stuff i think. sometimes problems have no solutions. sometimes answers are right in front of your face but you're too daft to see them.
and you never know which it is till too late.
the following things don't help:
dinner was a complete disaster. i am an excellent cook, but i really screwed the pooch...
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i've been thinking about too much stuff i think. sometimes problems have no solutions. sometimes answers are right in front of your face but you're too daft to see them.
and you never know which it is till too late.
the following things don't help:
dinner was a complete disaster. i am an excellent cook, but i really screwed the pooch...
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franandzooey:
Hey. So you haven't slept all night?
I think I went to bed at 4 a.m.
I just was goofin' off on the computer though, nothing cool like insomnia or anything.
I think I went to bed at 4 a.m.
I just was goofin' off on the computer though, nothing cool like insomnia or anything.
posh:
it wasn't my lip ring that i bit on, it was my tongue tip ring. i am always worried that i'm going to bite it right off.
that snogging term is just ugly.
that snogging term is just ugly.
i have realized i am way more fucked up over my friend leaving than i ever thought. i mean, i knew it sucked. i just didn't know how much.
i can only hope the rest of my friends forgive me for being a complete moron for awhile.
i can only hope the rest of my friends forgive me for being a complete moron for awhile.
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franandzooey:
Whoo!!! Me: ??? I don't understand.
franandzooey:
Fwerret where are you?
Thank You for all the lovely message that you left for me while I was on holiday. I am off now for a bit. If I never leave, then when will everyone miss me?
Thank You for all the lovely message that you left for me while I was on holiday. I am off now for a bit. If I never leave, then when will everyone miss me?
*goes back to licking her paws*