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i finally figured out what i wanna be when i grow up..... and its amazing! believe me.... almost made me shit my pants.

I wanna be an old ugly washed up bitch that expresses my opinion on movie stars on E!


I mean whats better than being washed up and embittered???? geez.....
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voodoun:
Sarcasm I assume.
clockwork2:
awesome, you don't even have to go to school for that!
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codyad:
hahaha robbing the cradle i love that term cause its funny.

dude, i met mastodon yesterday. how crazy is that?

well i hope yer laddy has a super awesome berfday. i think you should booze it up before you go to grindhouse. it might be more fun that way lol.
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Dude.... i can not tell you how disappointed i am.......


well actually i can......

MY ST. PATTYS SUCKED DONKEY DICK!!!!!! i did not drink one sip.... instead i decided to drive all the way to New Jersey and back at 4 in the AM..... ALONE!!!!!!!! arg.......


i think we should have a redo for my sake......cuz it makes me sad.








anyone feel like doin my...
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aphexplotz:
Go to a guy named Brian at Demian in Adam's Morgan. He's the best, and tell him DJ sent you!
chuba:
Did you decide to go flash see someone? Why didn't you just crash? That shit is ridonkulous!
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I HAVE A SECRET!!!!!!


oh well youll find out soon enough.... or atleast in april you will tongue


everyone drink a pint for me. I have to work on St. Patty's...... fuck this hehehe
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mercedes:
you secretly got married
and you're showing us the pix ur next blog.

i win!
_ant_:
I KNOW.....I KNOW...Oh wait I dont know.

biggrin
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whos dick do i have to suck in order to get my newest set up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arg lol



not sure when... still unqued..... its amazing.... dont know why its taking so long.







[EDIT] this is a joke. come on now. lol



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watutsi:
You want us to go 'Tonya Harding' on someone's ass? wink
zode:
You are on to somethingI'm going to start a groupSuck my Dick and get your Set postedI better clear my schedule for say the next 3 years.

After all we all enjoy some Good Head
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I wish there was a super hero that would fly down and take a shit on the head of a person when they lie.....



that'd be pretty kickass.


maybe i'll be that super hero. eeek


CAPTAIN MESSY-UP-YOUR-FUCKING-DAY!!!!! hehe
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chuba:
Would the hero just piss on them if they only omitted important information?

Pooperella? Bombastia?


...Dyna-dook?
chuba:
SCATTERBRAIN!
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new photos from mine and mariettas shoot with tmronin will be posted soon


new phone # for my sidekick.... if you ask for the # i may just give it to you lol

<3

erny
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fire:
I should have met up with tmronin.
trauma:
....hmmm...nope. Long distance rates too much. How are you?
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LOOKIN FOR A HOT CHICK (prefrebly an SG) TO DO SOME PHOTOS WITH!

if you are interested, message me so we can set up something!


<3

Erny


p.s. i know you perves out there would enjoy that wouldnt you. lol


mistressernysuicide.4t.com is my new site btw
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fire:
oh I would love to!!!
_ant_:
are you calling me a perv?

Ant
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i have had an amazing day. so amazing in fact i must share it with all of you.


okay so first off today. i woke up next to bryan......(which in itself is amazing)


next i got up, checked emails, talked to some clients/potential clients, and took an amazing shit!


after that i had to get ready for my 1pm appointment with my sockmonkey....

pictures of...
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codyad:
the really sucky thing about those pictures is you dont get a sense of scale. most of those paintings are 8 ftx8ft. so he really uses color to over power the viewer. as far as getting'em goes you could try and print shop or art museum.

i agree you are weird and its good that you know this because if you didnt then you my friend would be on the path to crazy because crazy people dont know they're crazy. lol smile biggrin

have good day cookie



zepp101:
You are awesome for so many reasons

but the reason right now is the fact that you think taking a shit is amazing...

Your eye makeup is rad...just wondering how well you can use that whip?
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i just found the best song in the entire world!

and because its so awesome(reminds me of my relationship with my boy) it deserves to be posted....


I got a girl by tripping daisy

I got a girl who lives with me
I got a girl she smells so sweetly
I got a girl she loves her dog
I got a girl I love her...
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pippi:
I knew a girl when I was in Connecticut from Modile, Alabama...I forgot what her name was though, hahaa, she knew how to open beer bottles with her teeth tongue
zode:
Hey Hot Stuff what's New???