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I wish there was a super hero that would fly down and take a shit on the head of a person when they lie.....



that'd be pretty kickass.


maybe i'll be that super hero. eeek


CAPTAIN MESSY-UP-YOUR-FUCKING-DAY!!!!! hehe
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chuba:
Would the hero just piss on them if they only omitted important information?

Pooperella? Bombastia?


...Dyna-dook?
chuba:
SCATTERBRAIN!
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new photos from mine and mariettas shoot with tmronin will be posted soon


new phone # for my sidekick.... if you ask for the # i may just give it to you lol

<3

erny
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fire:
I should have met up with tmronin.
trauma:
....hmmm...nope. Long distance rates too much. How are you?
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LOOKIN FOR A HOT CHICK (prefrebly an SG) TO DO SOME PHOTOS WITH!

if you are interested, message me so we can set up something!


<3

Erny


p.s. i know you perves out there would enjoy that wouldnt you. lol


mistressernysuicide.4t.com is my new site btw
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fire:
oh I would love to!!!
_ant_:
are you calling me a perv?

Ant
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i have had an amazing day. so amazing in fact i must share it with all of you.


okay so first off today. i woke up next to bryan......(which in itself is amazing)


next i got up, checked emails, talked to some clients/potential clients, and took an amazing shit!


after that i had to get ready for my 1pm appointment with my sockmonkey....

pictures of...
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codyad:
the really sucky thing about those pictures is you dont get a sense of scale. most of those paintings are 8 ftx8ft. so he really uses color to over power the viewer. as far as getting'em goes you could try and print shop or art museum.

i agree you are weird and its good that you know this because if you didnt then you my friend would be on the path to crazy because crazy people dont know they're crazy. lol smile biggrin

have good day cookie



zepp101:
You are awesome for so many reasons

but the reason right now is the fact that you think taking a shit is amazing...

Your eye makeup is rad...just wondering how well you can use that whip?
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i just found the best song in the entire world!

and because its so awesome(reminds me of my relationship with my boy) it deserves to be posted....


I got a girl by tripping daisy

I got a girl who lives with me
I got a girl she smells so sweetly
I got a girl she loves her dog
I got a girl I love her...
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pippi:
I knew a girl when I was in Connecticut from Modile, Alabama...I forgot what her name was though, hahaa, she knew how to open beer bottles with her teeth tongue
zode:
Hey Hot Stuff what's New???
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blah

poop
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codyad:
well if yer a loser then consider me on the same train or something like that.

just a general question here but did all phone sex ppl get a bad rap after punch drunk love came out?






pooh smile
absynthetics_:
nianianianiania !!! miao!!
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xkonstantinex:
dang, im sorry to hear that! i fucking HATE being lied to, i just dont see the point in it i guess, people need to learn to grow a set and tell the fucking truth!

thank you! i am lovin the new shade of blue in my hair!!
snottlebocket:
You didn't lose anything though did you, aside from a guy that doesn't sound worth having.
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johnnyk47:
Girl lovin is always welcome biggrin And I love that photo, so beautiful. love
caelan:
ahhh awesome picture! i called you yesterday and nobody answered.. grumble..grumble...
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so yea i finally have a new listing for callers!

if you are at all interested in being domintated and such please call the following number or visit the address!

my schedule is posted as well on the site!


My Page!


Phone Number
Call 1-800-TO-FLIRT (dial 3 then the extension 01876995 followed by the # sign!)

hope to hear from ya soon!




~mwas~

erny


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zode:
Keep looking around see if you can find one for around that price it seemed like a pretty good value

If you can't I'll see what I can do
c4ifford:
I'm totally calling this tonight to see if you answer hahaha =)
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codyad:
what a badass
kickonthecross:
that would be a long distance call, but count me in wink
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xkonstantinex:
you're beautiful!!

kiss
brave1:
more please! love 'em! kiss
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i just noticed something......



I CANT GET OFF TO NORMAL PORN!!!!!!!!!!



haha



for some reason


i can only get off to gay (guy on guy) porn



so yea is that odd......





i really really really need to find a girlfriend.....


i miss that hardcore.....





anyway



i love you



erny
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cate:
No pussy control frown It was during the Diamonds and Pearls thangtongue
zode:
Don't worry if you came for a visit eventually there would be time for a Nap