i always get the hiccups. it's really bad... it makes chloe and spooky laugh at me but it hurts so bad i can hardly pay attention to that.
i went to see storm and her balls today, and she kissed me. it was pretty cool, being kissed by storm. i think i am going to interview her for the site, since i am in love...
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i went to see storm and her balls today, and she kissed me. it was pretty cool, being kissed by storm. i think i am going to interview her for the site, since i am in love...
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guess whose day it is!!
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frank_castle:
well i have a late birthday present it is the gift of laughter to laugh is beautiful, and Stephen Lynch does that to hear his songs go to this sites and then laugh or smile make your day happier
http://www.stephenlynch.com/bestfriends/index.html
http://www.stephenlynch.com/drstephen/index.html
http://www.stephenlynch.com/keys/index.html
song for saint patty's day enjoy http://www.whatarerecords.com/oldpub
http://www.stephenlynch.com/bestfriends/index.html
http://www.stephenlynch.com/drstephen/index.html
http://www.stephenlynch.com/keys/index.html
song for saint patty's day enjoy http://www.whatarerecords.com/oldpub
crispy:
I should've known, being the smart-ass that you are ...
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mia:
happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you!
lucille:
I love you. And happy happy happy happy....hold on, out of breath.....happy happy happy birthday.......eh?
"The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork."
END
<I>-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard...
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<I>-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard...
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2inchpenis:
and this is why we wove you veronica.....not for you good looks and excellent body but for your mind..thats why we are here for the artistic elements involved..we love you for your mind girl..OH YEAH!!
bluline:
God DAMNIT. I like pirates. But... damn exploding boners. Happend to me once in a restraunt. Not that I'm a pirate. I would make a better ninja. Not enough tatoos to be a pirate.
Anway, my POINT is. If you were a pirate and had a hook for a hand your cock would explode too. I mean, one hand has to use the mouse. the hook just aint going to work for self gratification. Poor pirates. Ninjas with their two hands porking all the girls while the pirates get nuthin but frustration and eye patches. Story almost mad me cry...
Anway, my POINT is. If you were a pirate and had a hook for a hand your cock would explode too. I mean, one hand has to use the mouse. the hook just aint going to work for self gratification. Poor pirates. Ninjas with their two hands porking all the girls while the pirates get nuthin but frustration and eye patches. Story almost mad me cry...
i can't sleep.
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ruby:
I'm glad you quit smoking!
I'm tired of watching all my favorite people smoking, knowing they are probably going to time-out one day for that very reason...
not that I don't realize the inevitability of death, but I'm silly enough to want to prolong life as long as possible.
I'm tired of watching all my favorite people smoking, knowing they are probably going to time-out one day for that very reason...
not that I don't realize the inevitability of death, but I'm silly enough to want to prolong life as long as possible.
supercoolnothing:
Does anybody know what there is to do in France ? I'm going there in 2 weeks and I don't wanna get bored.
i keep checking my email but no one writes. this VERY MINUTE i am ready to get your email. i have forgotten about the unanswered emails of the past, i want the new fresh email information of this VERY MINUTE. come on, please.
but please do not email me if you do not have the new, fresh email information. i want to read the new...
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but please do not email me if you do not have the new, fresh email information. i want to read the new...
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joyrider:
sent sent sent.
maybe you should go out in the rain?
maybe you should go out in the rain?
i can't seem to stop eating ice cream. i probably eat two pints a day now. is that healthy?
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joyrider:
relative to what?
soybeans: no.
gunpowder: yes.
in the middle, i bet.
soybeans: no.
gunpowder: yes.
in the middle, i bet.
jd:
haha...i win, im the quirkiest eater, for a snack i like a cucumber with salt on it... its healthy and good.
plus i ate a whole jar of pickles, not sure im gonna smell to good now.
*Burp*
plus i ate a whole jar of pickles, not sure im gonna smell to good now.
*Burp*
i feel like i'm in hiding. incognito.
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crispy:
Has anyone seen Veronica?
Hey you ... over there in the trenchcoat, fedora, and dark glasses ... have you seen Veronica?
It must have been something I said.
Hey you ... over there in the trenchcoat, fedora, and dark glasses ... have you seen Veronica?
It must have been something I said.
swollen:
i wish i could find Veronica! so crafty!
my eyes are blurry and i can't quite read the signs but i think magic is afoot!
xoxo
my eyes are blurry and i can't quite read the signs but i think magic is afoot!
xoxo
yay! lucille.
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crispy:
Yay Veronica! ... uh, I mean ... yay Lucille!!!
What the hell, yay everybody!!
( ... but mostly Veronica ... )
What the hell, yay everybody!!
( ... but mostly Veronica ... )
genrecide:
damn.....
i am a brat. i am a disaster, a walking curse. i'm a rascalpersonbuddychaser and i don't give a damn about no man!
i am tired and yet i am still awake. i am pissed off at that one chick and yet i am happy because i am flying above it now. it is like watching pigs wrestling for the shade. like maggots on a...
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i am tired and yet i am still awake. i am pissed off at that one chick and yet i am happy because i am flying above it now. it is like watching pigs wrestling for the shade. like maggots on a...
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xmt:
strange things are a foot.
it seems your sentiment echos in everyone i talk to these last few days.
no exception here.
know that, emotional richness makes for brilliant, colourful people.
it seems your sentiment echos in everyone i talk to these last few days.
no exception here.
know that, emotional richness makes for brilliant, colourful people.
rawkstar92:
self absorbtion is very healthy sometimes, especially when you're young....
and i too am gone for a boy who always looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet.
and i too am gone for a boy who always looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet.
Erin go braless?
[Edited on Mar 17, 2003]
Some mornings that 'Moody' set is the only thing worth getting outta bed for- you are outrageously sexy
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